markh0ffmanz

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i love when tinders like “you missed a match” and i just got done xing some military boy like NO i did NOT

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Welcome to Hell, baby. You signed the waiver, right?

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there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

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daniel in the dubai apartment before he started recovering memories: listening to you guys talking is eating away at the last parts of my sanity. I had a crazy dream that I was back in my apartment from the 80s and your boyfriend here broke in and made me listen to him talk about your relationship problems for half an hour and give him relationship advice, and then asked to suck my dick. very polite of you, btw. and he microwaved rats for some fucking reason

louis: he what.

armand: that’s crazy. he’s crazy louis.

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"What else is there to be scared of? Other than your own lust?"

Assad Zaman as Armand in Interview with the Vampire Part II (2024).

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#dubai trio in season 2 (insp: ½+½)

+ the old man in question:

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(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

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Pitbull Stimboard

x/x/x x/x/x x/x/x for @flvffyimp

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LGBT (labrador, greyhound, beagle, terrier)

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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

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damn that is so crazy that u think taylor swift’s album about being in love with her boyfriend is a paragon of queer storytelling packed with sapphic subtext. personally when i’m in the mood for gay music i like to listen to gay people singing about gay sex but to each their own dude

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Random horror movie facts that I enjoy and find interesting:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was deemed "too graphic and disturbing" during the time of release that it was banned in several countries including the UK shortly after it's initial release.

Additionally, upon its initial release, Andrzej Zulawski's Possession was also met with an onslaught of mixed or negative reviews. After its short-lived limited release in the UK, the film was promptly banned and labeled as one of the notorious “video nasties.”

Evil Dead Rise (2023) used 1,700 gallons of fake, movie, blood and Evil Dead (2013) used around 50 to 70 thousand gallons of it throughout the entire movie.

Linda Blair, who played 13-year-old Reagan MacNeil in The Exorcist, fractured her spine during the scene where she was thrashing around and screaming in bed. The scene is still in the movie because the cast and crew thought she was just acting.

As Above, So Below was shot in the actual Paris Catacombs. The bones and skulls in the movie were real. You can find the locations / coordinates here.

Friday the 13th only exists because the creator, Sean Cunningham, wanted to mimic the success of Halloween (1978). It had a cheap budget, no working title, and a script made in under 2 weeks.

Michael Myers' mask was nothing special. Originally, it was a Captain Kirk mask purchased for $1.75 and tinkered to be creepier for the film.

Alex Wolff, who played Peter in Ari Aster's Hereditary, offered to break his own nose for the desk scene in the movie.

Tony Todd had live bees in his mouth during the filming of Candyman (1992). The bees had stung him 23 times during the course of filming and he got paid an extra $1,000 for every sting.

1982's Poltergeist featured real skeletons in the pool scene. JoBeth Williams had no idea until after.

There's an alternate ending to the movie Get Out. It was scraped because Peele thought the audience was owed some relief.

Every syringe from the Saw "Needle Pit Scene" were real. Crew had to take the needles out of 120,000 syringes over the course of a week to ensure safety. Accidentally, however, some syringes with real needles fell in, so they had to halt production to fish them out before filming.

The entire sky in Nope is a digital recreation. Animators were able to lay out the sky and simulate each cloud (and their movements) based on actual altitudes and wind speeds. The digital creations were then infused to match the sunlight and lighting of the location imagery.

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Gonna start sobbing and throwing up over them

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Hey I’m a narc and wanted to let you know on Twitter people are saying some not so fun things about you and that you “encourage unhealthy behaviors and a cycle of self harm” because of your fanfics. So keep an eye out. They went after that other saw fic writer really hard and they had to go private and it seems like you’re next. Just a heads up.

would you happen to have any screenshots or account names anon? i'd just like to know who it is so that i can block them (and also laugh @ them in my groupchats lol). i appreciate you tho! stuff like this doesn't bother me too much and i haven't gotten any nasty comment on ao3 or here lately so i think i'll probably be fine. thank you tho!

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No final destination movie ever had a respectable rotten tomatoes score, but that log truck scene is literally so iconic that people to this day still vividly see it every time one of those trucks get ahead of them on the highway.

That's real cultural impact.

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the best dynamic really is 'guy homosexually obsessed with a freak to the detriment of his health' x 'the freak'