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WIP Wednesday
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Today I have a bit of my next chapter of In the Shattering of Things. Thank you to @theshirallen for "feeds your dog" 🤣
“Did you just— hide?” asks Rylen. Cullen stiffens. “What? No. There was a— wasp.” “That Warden gave you the Antivan Once-Over and you darted into the colonnade. Is there something you haven’t told me?” Cullen wilts underneath Rylen’s wry gaze. His shoulders sag. He’s felt nothing but regret since that foolish moment— failing to temper his own miserable desperation, failing to be available during a Maker-damned prison break, letting it go on and on until her hands blazed a scorching trail beneath his shirt, until they’d been interrupted by a Scout before he could stop her himself. “You’ve needed a bloody distraction.” “I need to stay focused.” “Aw, you know what I mean. From you-know-who.” “Don’t make me pull rank, Knight-Captain.” They continue walking toward the command post. Rylen makes an ill-advised decision to speak again. “She was—” He cocks his head with wide eyes and lifts his brow, nodding. Cullen grumbles. “She is a conflict of interest.” “I was going to say ‘stacked like the Divine’s balcony’, but whatever feeds your dog.”
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reblog to give prev a bisexual pride marble
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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.
This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.
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"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"
"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"
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today i had to go hunting in the depths of the language options available in our translation setup, and i came across this:

i really, REALLY want to click the klingon and see what happens. if i click video will i be greeted by
if i click audio only will i be treated to hailing frequency beeps
i HAVE to know. i need a gullible tiny human for plausible deniability. 'oh nooo so soorrrry random chiiiild found our ipaaaaad...'
i also wanna know because if i do get video of an actual human speaking klingon then it's even more upsetting that the danes and the swedes get both audio and video translation but the norwegians don't. although that does kind of make sense. 'oh you want me to make a phone call? well okay. ...i need to make a video call? nnnn....i'm not so sure on that. can we text...no? well okay.'
#i entirely misheard the patient's family member and was trying to find it#gave up and asked the family what it was again and they were like it's that one#and i was like oh for fuck's sake marmot. they literally handed you their passport. there's basically only one country where it's primary#anyway#i brought them back and then grabbed the ipad and brought it over and told the nurse#hey i brought the ipad bc the family translation was not real effective so i have amharic there pulled up you just gotta select audio/video#and they were like where the hell is that from and i was like ethiopia#and they were like how do you just know that off the top of your head#and i was like uhhhhh and then my mouth went 'there's a REALLY good ethiopian place by (other hospital) that fed me key sega wat#and it lit my face on fire and it was so delicious we kept going back and they kept feeding us stuff sometimes on sometimes off menu#both the enjoyment of sharing culture via food#and entertainment factor of the brown dude from nicaraugua and the white girl from norway#who both visibly delighted in and were evenly matched in spice tolerance was a bonus#i didn't know there was a spicy version and a less spicy version and i forget the name of the less spicy one#but that was the one they gave us first and we were like yum!! and then weeks later we were gonna order but the busser was like no#we'll bring stuff out for you instead and like cool great this has been 10/10 fantastic so far#and they bring out the key sega wat and 7 minutes later the busser was like ...do y'all want more injera and my partner was like PLEASE#and then one of the older cooks comes out and is like 'okay you babies have graduated off the english menu spicy to the real menu spicy'#(paraphrased)#god i hope that place survived lockdown#i'm afraid to look the heartbreak of athineon is still too strong
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✨SPIN THE WHEEL TO GET YOUR CHARACTER✨
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#like are we talking contemporary as in music being created and written in the last 40 years or sk#or are we talking fucking hillsong or elevation#because if the latter FUCK THAT NOISE literally#where the fuck is the spirit in that fucking NOWHERE#that's where#like william matthews? great awesome would 1000% appreciate that in a church service#jess ray? fantastic
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If you're reading this you need to tell me the name of your favorite black character NOW‼️
#hardison and heimdall and madi and cindy mayweather#jelly roll morton (either hines or glover they're both sick tappers)#...dammit that led me to the three mo tenors and now i've got make them hear you stuck in my head#and now i'm gonna have to listen to it and then i'm gonna cry#like the three mo tenors aren't characters but if i can argue that since they sing some character songs...#they're just so damn good okay
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
#åro and i used to have Tall-ass-girl in Tall-ass-shoes Tuesdays#had to run to the bathroom at the studio while wearing my pleaser heels and missed smacking my forehead on the doorframe by inches
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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into
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still more variants...

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happy pride
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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también
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I've finally finished my Dread Wolf tarot embroidery from Dragon Age Inquisition! Clocking in at 64 hours of work, it measures 11.5 X 19.5 cm and I've been chipping away it during my downtime at work. My fellow community council members on Dragon Age: The Veilguard may have been biased while helping me choose which character's card to do, but I'm so grateful they did because it was so much fun to work on, and so different from the previous ones.
This is my fourth large Dragon Age character card project, and the first one I started since I uprooted everything to train as a costumer. Having a portable yet elaborate project was comforting while travelling for new experiences.
Now, who's excited for the new game later this year?!
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