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It was like I’d woken up on a different planet. But I knew that if I could find out the reason, that I could get home.

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“Time for Street Smarts with DCI Gene Hunt! Shut up! You’re all gonna die!”

-Gene Hunt doing a school presentation on staying safe, or ‘Street Smarts’

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Incorrect LoM Quote #8

Sam Tyler: So, do you recognize any of these men?

Witness: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.

Sam: Do you remember what he was singing?

W: I think it was that song, 'Life on Mars'?

Sam: David Bowie, I'm familiar. Okay.

Sam: Number one, could you please sing the opening to 'Life on Mars'?

#1: Really? Okay. It's a God-awful small affair,

To the girl with the mousy hair.

Sam: Number two, keep it going.

#2: But her mummy is yelling no,

And her daddy has told her to go.

Sam: Number three.

#3: But her friend is nowhere to be seen,

Now she walks through her sunken dream.

Sam: Number four!

#4: To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen.

Sam: Sailors fighting in the dance hall!

Suspects: Oh man, look at those cavemen go.

It's the freakiest show.

Sam: Take it away for us number five!

#5: Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know,

He's in the best selling show.

All: Is there Life on Mars?

Sam: Ah, chills! Literal chills.

Witness: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.

Sam: Oh, my God, I forgot about that part.

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Incorrect LoM Quote #7

Gene: Sometimes boys... just need to be boys.

Sam: You do realize he did thousands of pounds worth of property damage right?

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life on mars rewatch: heart monitor beeping

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life on mars rewatch: a not-so-stabilising influence

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Incorrect LoM Quote #6

Gene: Ray, keep an eye on Sam today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Ray: Sure, I'd love to see Sam get punched.

Gene: Try again.

Ray: I will stop Sam from getting punched.

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Incorrect LoM Quote #5

Gene: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Sam: Um, yes.

Gene: I was hula-hooping. I attend the class for fitness and for fun.

Sam: Oh my god.

Gene: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Sam: Why are you telling me this?

Gene: Because know one will ever believe you.

Sam: ...You sick son of a bitch.

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Incorrect LoM Quote #4

Sam: Okay, let’s both say “I’m sorry” on the count of three. One, two, three:

Gene:...

Sam:...

Gene:...

Sam: See, now I’m disappointed in both of us.

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life on mars rewatch: you tell your fellow coppers that the law is coming when you happened to be the law

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life on mars + referencing the future

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Incorrect LoM Quote #3

Gene: Do you know why I hired you, Sam?

Sam: I'd assumed you'd lost a bet.

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Incorrect LoM Quote #2

Sam: Do you think that maybe you’re feeling a little guilty?

Gene: What’s guilty?

Sam: Um, when you feel bad about what you’ve done.

Gene: That’s not a thing! I’m wasting my time talking to you!

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Incorrect LoM Quote #1

Sam: Gene, think about this! I am your hottest friend!

Sam: No, that's Annie.

Sam: I'm your nicest friend!

Sam: No, Chris.

Sam: I am your friend!

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Protect Sam Tyler From Harm 1k973 

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“Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.” - Sam Tyler (Life on Mars UK)