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SEVEN OF NINE: Captain, I believe if we Borg nanoprobes the problem, then we can explode everything
TUVOK: Sense-oars indicate that would be extremely rad, Captain
JANEWAY: Good, then I can get back to giving the entire crew mommy issues
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PICARD: I have spent six hours drinking tea in my floating fortress city in the middle of Federation heartland and I have decided that centrism is right
RIKER: *jazzy trombone solo*
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DUKAT: They say that a good man will kill you without a thought, if he has decided that you are truly evil. What does that say about us, Captain, that we have not yet found cause to end the other?
SISKO: It means that I hold myself to higher ideals that random murder, even of scum like you. I can see how you would find it hard to relate
O’BRIEN: Sir, Quark’s new Furbys have become sentient and eaten the Defiant
La'an being like "I feel music bubbling up inside me, I will immediately go into my room and not come out until it has been expelled." and then immediately going to Pike to tell him the concerning news, then when Pike's having his spat with Batel being the one who has to get up to turn off the signal. My sweet, emotionally repressed girl is like "RED ALERT. EMOTIONS ARE HAPPENING. Shut it all down!!!"
Christine, pining after Spock in TOS because she had him, didn’t know how to be in a relationship, dumped his ass, and is now begging him to take her back: