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Spoiler Etiquette doesn't exist anymore. Like, Season 2 Act 2 of Arcane came out TODAY and I've already been spoiled on two very big things that happen. I remember four years ago people would be full on cancelled for spoiling something that came out a year prior.

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Fang Runin is so Targaryen coded

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Fable by Gigi Perez but it's Chaghan

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Imagine being the last two (known) members of your race but one destroyed her womb, the other is in a toxic situationship with another man, and they turn out to be cousins.

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The funniest thing about The Poppy War is the cover because I'm 99% sure that Rin never even picked up a bow and arrow the entire book.

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Controversial Opinion: There's a really popular cosplay group (that I will not name, iykyk) that does the Foxes but mostly andreil on tiktok that I honestly cannot stand because of how horribly they portray andreil and how extremely violent they make Andrew towards Neil in literally all of their videos. Tell me you didn't actually understand the books without telling me you didn't actually understand the books.

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Andrew may be expressionless most of the time but his eyes give away everything. He's got honey brown eyes and the moment Neil walks into a room, Andrews pupils dilate and follow every single movement Neil makes.

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Let Kevin Day kiss men!

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Andrew Minyard does completely deadpan Crumbl Cookie reviews in his car (unsponsored), and his fans eat that shit up.

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I think about how much of a yapper Andrew was to literally everyone while on his medication but off his medication he barely speaks at all

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As someone who has been in the aftg fandom since 2021, I like jerejean as much as the next person, but there is something so tragically perfect about Kevin "It's easier to be straight" Day and Jean "Would have done anything for Kevin" Moreau

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its so sick to me that the rumors of jean sleeping his way onto the ravens are widespread but not one person has stopped for a moment to remember that jean started playing with them at 16 years old.

"jean moreau slept with the entire starting line" did he? or did a bunch of 20 year olds fuck a 16 year old?? Like I know it's 2007 but nobody is talking about that?

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"omg those are the exy monsters they're so scary"

you mean nicky? with a mortgage, husband and two kids?

neil? canonically a math nerd who enjoys cross country?

aaron? the pre-med student dating a cheerleader?

kevin? worlds first almond-mom-history-nerd?

andrew? the boundary respecting ice cream addict?

like yeah ok they've killed people but like also they have a cheese drawer so just calm down, be respectful, and don't start punching people - you'll be fine.

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My favorite headcanon about Andrew is that he's not nearly as expressionless come his third or fourth year at Palmetto because Neil does stupid stuff so often that he just needs to exchange tired, defeated looks with Kevin or Dan.

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They are everywhere 😔

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“andrew minyard has never done anything wrong in his life ever,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“she’s right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: neil josten. and oh dear god. someone has given him a mic. “and you know what—”