marsupialboypouch

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Feel free to send me an ask about anything, but please no DMs until we’ve talked a bit elsewhere. Random hate will be either mocked or deleted, depending on whether I'm bored enough to bother.

I’m omnisexual+ objectum and ficto. Switch but very taken.

Not cis, but I hope that's obvious from the name.

Marsupial and Canine therian.

Proship as in "I don't give a shit what anyone does with fictional characters." Not really much of a shipper at all though. I probably haven't seen whatever media you're into, yes I actually do live under a rock.

I block antis, minors, and anyone who displays bigotry or generally fucked-up behavior (pro-contact creeps, radfems, all the usual -ists.)

Into lots of things including the "dark" and/or "problematic." More thorough info can be found here:

https://marsupialboypouch.tumblr.com/post/788690589003743232/hello-you-can-call-me-pouch

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when someone tries to make china out as uniquely evil ('authoritarian') for having official state censorship policies, bear in mind that three usamerican companies are currently globally enforcing censorship policies founded in a right wing christian worldview. this is the 'freedom of speech' capitalism gets you!

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not enough ageplay on tumblr dot com

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you think fat trans men are hot. reblog

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NSFW and smut deserve to exist no matter what, especially weird furry stuff.

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Or anyone else's mom, or dad. (Unless your partner is a parent or something.) Nobody who has kids who are in your generation. They will treat you like a child forever.

How to feel like a person?

dont live with your mom

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electrostim play with a storm dragon

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forcemasc but it’s whatever the hell this is

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Anatomically correct Sylvanian Families.

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having a piss kink and being neurodivergent is so funny cuz like

I get wildly horny way before my brain registers the need to piss

like oh yeah that's why I've been humping my chair like a dog for the past hour, my bladder's full

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i know i joke about rent-lowering gunshots but i cannot emphasize enough that incest and rape kinks are extremely common. wildly popular. this is something that a lot of people fantasize about, because it’s an easily accessible taboo, it intrigues/scares/interests people and there’s a lot of content out there to absorb about it. it’s really not that out there or extreme to have those fetishes; we are talking top charters on pornhub of all places.

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Honestly my biggest goal in life is to have a house with enough privacy to pee outside whenever I want.

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Some day I want a soft play area in my home with those thick foam mats on the floor and walls. Perfect place to hump my plushies. <3

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"aging up minor characters for nsfw content/ships is wrong" I agree, keeping them at the age of 15 and writing as many underage fics about them as possible is the only right way to go

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“this artist/creator is a pedophile!!!”

are they actually a pedophile/sexual predator, or do they just make content you don’t like

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proship community reblog if you hate AI

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Sit on my lap and pee both of our pants.