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finally sports journalists are asking the truly important questions...

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They have a Master Allowance thread where they talk about PPM and allowances... Have you disagreed with their findings?

Getting really pissed off about the Reddit Sugar Lifestyle Forum, but I feel like it’s the most active forum for SB and SD to discuss.

They seriously groom women into thinking guys giving them a few hundred/even less for s*x is being a SD. And in a recent post, a woman said she was looking for more than that. Guys commenting she shouldn’t shoot down a broke guy because maybe he would “treat her well,” and implied she was all about the money and maybe a wealthy man wouldn’t “treat her well.”

“Treating me well” isn’t going to pay my bills or meet my financial goals, is it? They prey on women’s empathic nature. It’s horrifying.

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most openings are literally just a guide that hint at events happening within an arc, when an arc is finished you can easily go back and point out all the references. SO FORGIVE US FOR BEING A LITTLE SCARED at them seemingly putting Ochako in the role of being the one to find Deku, hold his hand, and bring him back. Like my stomach dropped????? I know they wouldn’t do that obviously, but they’re still putting MORE emphasis on Ochako’s role, despite the team effort.

And for the anime-onlys who watch this arc unfold, going back and watching the OP is just gonna be frustrating for them I’m sorry. Which is why the decision to do this is AT ALL is so weird.

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How do you mess up this badly in a conversation that is all text?

What I said: Putting more girls in the MHA Top Ten isn’t going to protect Roe v Wade from being overturned, so stop acting like its activism to vote for a cartoon character.

What I also said: Can you please stop complaining if Studio Bones gives Uraraka more screentime just because you think it undermines BakuDeku?! She is the lead female character but she already has FOURTH billing behind the main boys AND she doesn’t even get as much development because Horikoshi spreads it evenly between all the waifus. Now you wanna complain that she’s in the marketing too much? She’s the only female lead!

I would actually love a person to be equally angry with me for both of those statements. I would. So, you are MAD that Horikoshi doesn’t have any women in primary and strong character arcs, but if I call them flat characters by calling them waifus, what, you are mad at me for saying so? lol, why, because I’m calling them flat but you’ve decided “waifu” is a slur to you? Take it up with the mangaka! He’s the only who have them each Lv 0.5 character arcs so that they are slightly more developed than Naruto’s waifus, since “write slightly better than Naruto” is his benchmark for success.

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Many of you have wondered if Suicide Squad counts as a Batman movie. After watching Batman v Superman and Joker, we can now say, no, it does not. Because Bruce Wayne’s parents didn’t die in front of a theater showing of Zorro in Suicide Squad. You may, in your ignorance and naivety say that Batman and Robin and Batman Forever didn’t feature this. Which, frankly, proves my point. Even The Lego Batman Movie pictured it, proving it's worth as a Batman movie. There is no point to ANY story set in Gotham City if Thomas and Martha aren’t shot in it.

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Reaction of Joker: this is my prequel to The Dark Knight and I don’t need you telling me its not, I need you to write a fanfic

The only non-spoiler thing I can immediately think of is “Every Joker deserves a dance number.”

Okay, on to a non-chronological blurt of my feelings disgusted as a review.

1) Right off the bat: THOMAS WAYNE IS NOT A VILLAIN. He is, however, the father of Batman and acted exactly as any red-blooded Wayne does. That punch was so sharp, my vision flickered and I thought it was Batman punching Joker.

2) lol, Bruce was so catatonic. I’ve interpreted Bruce Wayne as being a special needs kid since I was a kid and I kinda wanted that kid to say he had a condition in much of the same way Arthur has to apologize with “I have a condition.”

3) Last Wayne comment, I’m sorry, but its them, is that many of you have wondered if Suicide Squad counts as a Batman movie. After watching Batman v Superman and Joker, we can now say, no, it does not. Because Bruce Wayne’s parents didn’t die in front of a theater showing of Zorro in Suicide Squad. You may, in your ignorance and naivety say that Batman and Robin and Batman Forever didn’t feature this. Which, frankly, proves my point. If they wanted to be true Batman movies, they would have atleast had a picture of Thomas and Martha pre-shot-to-death like The Lego Batman Movie. There is no point to ANY story set in Gotham City if Thomas and Martha aren’t shot in it.

4) Anyway, 10/10 movie. Go watch it. Watch it again. You haven’t watched it enough times. The Clown Prince of Crime is... the King Lear/Macbeth of the modern age. It’s like... “You think you are a good actor, capable of depth and range, able to make an audience feel for you even as you spiral into depravity? Oh, then let me see the clip of you playing as the Joker.”

5) 1981 looked awful. I’m so happy to have been raised in the 90s.

6) This really was a comedy. Joker found true community, belonging and a sense of purpose. ... In Arkham. That’s beautiful. (Dear god, you wouldn’t believe how many people cheered in my theater at every dramatic “upswing”. Like, literally howling with released tension when Arthur shot the city boys.)

7) After about the 3rd hallucination of “Black Harley” i began to actually think she was real, probably only because once his stand up was confirmed as real, I started to think she was, too. LOL, NVM, no one loves you, Arthur. I wonder if how many people are going to go apeshit because three black women died in this movie. ... ... Oh, wait, the first social worker didn’t die.

8) Once Arthur got into the habit of killing, NBC’s Hannibal Lector started speaking in my head, “Honestly, you’d be far healthier if you killed him.”

9) I want a sequel of this, but I don’t want one, but I do, but I don’t... But I do... 

10) In the smallest recesses of my mind, I was scared the movie really was going to make them brothers. I was fearful for my batjokes fangirls.

11) I don’t care how little it makes sense, in my fevered daydreams, this is canonically a prequel with Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and Ledger!Joker is the modern copycat killer of a madman from 1981. And BvS/SS are now the 20-year future story of a middle-aged Batman enduring his Robin being kidnapped and tortured into being the 3rd Joker. I’m sorry... but if WB didn’t want me to do this, they should not have made “Joker is significantly older than Bruce” “Joker is the same age as Bruce” and “Joker is significantly younger than Bruce” movies all in a fucking row. 

THIS IS THE WORLD, NOW. Because the Joker lives to torment Bruce Wayne and will continue to do so, even when he dies. Because that adorable little blank face needs to SMILE.

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That’s so quintessential, if the scene broken into two, more scenes would grow from the parts. 

You could put that scene in the dirt and a new movie would grow from it.

Millennials put toothpicks in that scene, hang it over a mason jar with water in the kitchen, so they can pluck little sprigs of fresh cablepool whenever they like.

god that scene in which wade went to hug nathan and nathan LET HIM but then pulled a knife at his dick, well baby, that’s just quintessential cablepool content

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Cable’s got that macho “angry that I’m attracted to you” vibe all throughout D2. So angry. So violent. So nice. I love the 90s, as long as I don’t have to live through them again.

Favorite thing about 90s Cablepool: Cable being pleasantly surprised to meet a fighter he can’t kill, no matter how hard he tries to. Everyone around him feeling concerned that he’s interested in sating his bloodlust with Deadpool at all.

Favorite thing about 00s Cablepool: Cable being ashamed of himself for liking breaking Deadpool more than helping him. Everyone around him feeling concerned he seems to think Deadpool is kinda funny, fixable and mission-approved.

Favorite thing about 10s Cablepool: Cable being irrationally protective of Deadpool, to the point of saying that the worse thing about Deadpool killing superheroes is that it would break Wade’s fragile self-esteem to murder his idols in a fit of insanity. Everyone around him feeling paranoid that he’s secretly Thanos if he can’t get that Wade Wilson is fucking dangerous.

Favorite thing about D2: Cable loves hurting Deadpool, Cable is ashamed of himself by seeing how nice Wade is under all that dried blood, Cable irrationally helps Deadpool, Cable is secretly Thanos.

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It would mainly be a Rocket Raccoon Survivor group

bucky, cable and nebula need a metal arm support group

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I’m pretty sure that wanting to smite a kid still counts as under messiah complex.

I understand why you’re a bit miffed, but it felt like some 1990s, OG Cable, gritty and guttural. You didn’t like it at all? I was more surprised by how happy they made Domino. XD

Back from watching Deadpool 2

So this is what it feels like when they nerf a fav and give him the MCU Hawkeye treatment :’) And stripped him of his messiah complex and original personality, leaving him with only his super soldier traits.

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You just watched him break space-time to bring her back and yet you are complaining that it had to happen in the first place? What’s next, are you going to protest that Martha and Thomas shouldn’t have to die for Bruce to become Batman? How about Uncle Ben? Or Jor-El and Pa Kent? Steve Trevor? Hawkman on Legends of Tomorrow? Quicksilver and JARVIS in Ultron? Coulson in Avengers? King T’Chaka? Oh, wait, those are men... I guess them dying for the very story to exist doesn’t matter. Hmm... I guess we’ll re-write social behavior so that straight men care more about their straight, male best friends than their mothers, female lovers, children and fathers, in that order.

DEADPOOL 2 SPOILERS

Honestly, it’s fucking appalling that dp2 employs the women in refrigerators trope when Gail Simone literally used to write Deadpool.

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That, and the rhythm of the movie has to flow. I’m not exactly seeing where and how this cute little bit would have fit into the end of the movie. Ryan wanted the actual end of the movie to end on T’Challa being asked the arc phrase “Who are you?” by the American boy.

The stinger is a confirmation of what T’Challa learned from this story and how he’s going to change....

I guess the credits should just have 3-5 stingers, every movie...

Marvel’s Black Panther: “UN Meet and Greet” Exclusive Deleted Scene (X)

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LOL, he was arrested because his wife called the police on him, yes. Then, later, didn’t actually press charges. And stayed married to him for a decade. Do YOU know Josh Brolin, son?

If you got arrested tomorrow for a fight at a bar, but no one actually wanted to press charges on you, so you were let go, would you want a complete stranger walking up to you and calling you a scumbag 14 years later?

um an unfriendly reminder that Josh Brolin, who plays Thanos, is a scumbag.

charged w domestic violence, im not here for all the avengers cast pretending hes the funniest and greatest person theyve ever met.

fans either.

link to article 

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Can we take a moment to appreciate that the only humans that actually MEET and TALK TO Rocket and Groot are our  badasses out of time, Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers?

What were those guys thinking and feeling, in those moments, when they conversed with a cybernetically-enhanced raccoon and a teenaged tree?

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Yeah, I was thinking about that, too. Especially that Proxima Midnight says that THEY’VE got blood to spare... So... You know who’ll be bringing the dust... to this soiree...

I saw Infinity War again and right before the battle scene in Wakanda T’Challa goes “tell Thanos all he will get is dust and blood” and I just

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A one way ticket

Tony tried so hard to keep him out of the fight. He gave him the Iron Spider suit and pushed him back to Earth, effectively making Peter his successor, knowing he may not come back.

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I’m basically not going to be on the Internet from today until about two days after I see the movie, because I’m going to need some time to myself.