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*in a courtroom watching Tony's trial*

Peter, whispering: What the hell is going on here?

Nat: Stark just got served.

Y/n: Served? I haven't even ordered yet!

Judge: Order.

Y/n: Uh, cheeseburger please!

*Nat facepalming and shaking her head.*

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Y/n: Loki, say fork

Loki: Fork

Y/n: Now say it three times

Loki: Fork, Fork, Fork

Y/n: Now what do you eat soup with?

Loki: A fucking spoon, Y/n

Mobius: 💀

Y/n: you got-

Loki: Cause I'm not- no, cause I'm not- this is the stuff that's making your parents want to split up,

Y/n: 😶

Loki: This is why you're dog doesn't even want you to pet him- THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GOING THROUGH ALL OF THESE ISSUES, Y/N.

Y/n: But-

Loki: NO, YOU THINK ITS JUST ABOUT THESE JOKES BUT ITS BECOMING A SERIOUS MATTER

Mobius: 😮

Loki: OKAY? YOU THINK THESE JOKES ARE LEADING TO BIGGER PROBLEMS IN YOUR LIFE. YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE AROUND- MAYBE GOT TO SOME GUIDANCE, MAYBE GET SOME HELP.

Y/n: 😔

Loki: Jesus fucking chri-

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Things in fo4 cannon I can't stop thinking about

The amount of scared tissue in Deacons face from all those face changes. Ouch

The fact that Maxson is only 20 and already a raging alcoholic

That Nick probably knew Hancock while he was growing up and that's why the two of them are so close

That Deacon is probably older than Hancock

that Pipers dad was probably apart of the minutemen

that Curie probably had ptsd and abandonment issues from being locked in vault 81 and watching everyone she ever cared about die

That Deacon might have a kid....

Prestons survivors guilt and how deeply traumatized he is

That though people like to give maccready shit for being dirty the man's canonically super allergic to dust so he's more likely to be a cluttered kind of messy than actually filthy

both Hancock and Preston canonically crush on sole but are to insecure to initiate it for their own different reasons

That Deacons been to capitol wastland and maybe even the Mojave or at least has deep knowledge on both

That the lone wanderer is technically apart of the railroad...

That Maccready met Butch Deloria at some point and has knowledge of the tunnel snakes

That the current BOS chapter looks down on the Lyons even though they were the best leaders in bos history....

If the sole survivor had died in the bombs instead of being cryogenicly frozen the railroad wouldn't exist because Shaun would have never been used to create Gen 3 synths, the bos would never have come to the commonwealth because there would be no strange energy readings, and the minutemen would have died in the raider attack at the museum of history

Caits backstory is probably one of the darkest and shes severely traumatized by her own past and uses drugs to escape it

That if he has max affinity with sole X6-88 doesn't seem to care all to much about the institute being destroyed

That though Danse may have a power armour fetish people tend to forget X6-88 also does....

That it was sole who introduced Mac to the mutfruit thing and not the other way around....

That Nick an Irma from the memory den definitely fucked at some point

that magnolia from goodneighbor and Sturges are both synths

That after defeating the institute Deacon quotes Plato and is highly educated on philosophy and literature in general

That Nick just had another detective coat lying around presumably waiting for a partner

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Peter: How about we go to dinner?

Y/n, nodding

Peter: But not as friends this time...

Y/n: As enemies!?

Peter, absolutely unimpressed.

Y/n: What?

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Tony: I like the way you take risks, Y/n.

Steve: Tony, I hope you know that Y/n is the villian who just killed about 30 people.

Tony: I know Steve, I know.

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Y/n: I wanna be a caterpillar.

Peter: Why?

Y/n: Eat a lot, sleep a while, wake up beautiful.

Peter: You do realise they live for 2-5 weeks, right?

Y/n: That's another plus-

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Loki: If you don't listen to me I'll kill your entire family.

Y/n: Well I'm an orphan and an only child...so good luck with that.

Loki: Damn...damn bitch you gotta make this hard.

Y/n: Well if you just asked nicely I would've told you.

Loki: Oh...can I please have-

Y/n: No because you threatened to kill my non-existent family, so-

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Y/n: Atoms never touch eachother.

Y/n: And since we're made of atoms, that means we've never touched anything in our lives.

Y/n:....so to answer your question Mr Stark, no I did not punch Peter.

*Peter literally on the ground*

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Y/n: Welcome to dating advice with Y/n!

Y/n: Peter, what's your question?

Peter: How do you tell if a girl likes you-

Y/n: SHE DOESN'T.

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Y/n: You're stupid!

Loki: Well you're dumb!

Y/n: ...

Y/n: I don't like your hair!

Mobius: *big ass gasp* oh my god they went there.

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*Y/n, proudly emerging from the bathroom with their hands on their hips.*

Y/n: I shaved my eyebrows!

Bucky: Why would you do that!?

Y/n: I DON'T KNOW!

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Mobius: Please tell me you didn't drag Wade into this.

Y/n: I didn't drag Wade into this.

*knock on the door*

Loki: Who's that?

Y/n: I think you already know.

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i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad

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*nice casual music*

Loki: I could really kill someone if I wanted to.

Y/n: Ayo!

Loki: But we won't! We won't. Hey.

Y/n: Hey

Loki: We won't.

Y/n: Alright....okay.

Loki: But we could-

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Steve: Alright, who's turn is it to give a pep talk?

Tony: Y/n's.

Y/n, takes a deep breath: Alright people let's fuck shit up and not die!

Bruce, burying his head in his hands: Oh my god...

Thor: Very inspiring, lady Y/n.

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Y/n: Yeah, I do stand up comedy. That's why my legs hurt all the time.

Peter: Boo, you're not funny.

Y/n: Boo, you're mom died.

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Peter: This is bad, this is really bad!

Ned: What?

Peter: I kissed MJ.

Ned:...woah.

Peter: What?

Ned: I owe Y/n so much money