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what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

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The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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Dick lays like a beautiful princess and Roy lays like a cartoon character who just had an anvil fall on him

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congrats to me for graduating (two years late but better than never)!! 🎓

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My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

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Roy Harper appreciation post

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notice good calamari tastes good 👍 and bad calamari tastes like tires. like that is NOT squid that is squon't and i squon't be putting that in my mouth ever again

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i love my man hes a bit short and cranky but he doesn't bite and i love him :>

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blue hawaiian punch is like. rhe equivalent of red wine for the minds of the whimsical

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blue hawaiian punch is like. rhe equivalent of red wine for the minds of the whimsical

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i see the neighbors have commenced their daily 'banging pots and pans' outside, oh joy

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"seeing a Robin out alone means Batman is injured-" seeing a Robin out alone means that they're about to attempt murder and don't want B to stop them, that's literally how Dick Grayson developed the Robin identity