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This is the best idea ever! And in true Drow fashion, there's only a penalty if it doesn't work. If the sabotage is perfectly executed, youre innocent

Zaknafein mocks Drizzt by calling him a dancer. Drizzt does not ask what wtf a dancer is, nor does Zak explain it.

So... drow society in Menzobarrenzan has dancing. What's more, Drizzt, who had basically never left his family house by this point, had at some point been exposed to dance and knows what it is.

At least one member of the Do'Urden house dances.

I dont know what to do with this information, but its delightful to find out.

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Lol Footloose but with drow

Zaknafein mocks Drizzt by calling him a dancer. Drizzt does not ask what wtf a dancer is, nor does Zak explain it.

So... drow society in Menzobarrenzan has dancing. What's more, Drizzt, who had basically never left his family house by this point, had at some point been exposed to dance and knows what it is.

At least one member of the Do'Urden house dances.

I dont know what to do with this information, but its delightful to find out.

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YES

Zaknafein mocks Drizzt by calling him a dancer. Drizzt does not ask what wtf a dancer is, nor does Zak explain it.

So... drow society in Menzobarrenzan has dancing. What's more, Drizzt, who had basically never left his family house by this point, had at some point been exposed to dance and knows what it is.

At least one member of the Do'Urden house dances.

Maybe.

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Zaknafein mocks Drizzt by calling him a dancer. Drizzt does not ask what wtf a dancer is, nor does Zak explain it.

So... drow society in Menzobarrenzan has dancing. What's more, Drizzt, who had basically never left his family house by this point, had at some point been exposed to dance and knows what it is.

At least one member of the Do'Urden house dances.

Maybe.

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Zaknafein mocks Drizzt by calling him a dancer. Drizzt does not ask what wtf a dancer is, nor does Zak explain it.

So... drow society in Menzobarrenzan has dancing. What's more, Drizzt, who had basically never left his family house by this point, had at some point been exposed to dance and knows what it is.

At least one member of the Do'Urden house dances.

I dont know what to do with this information, but its delightful to find out.

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you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning

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Yes! I thought this so many times !

And bonus he looks great!

While reading the third book about Drizzt, I thought that he could have avoided his suffering from the sun by wearing sunglasses. 💅🏻

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Alton DeVir really said 'I dont care how big the room is, I cast fireball!'

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Had to check the URL to make sure this wasnt a onetimeidreampt post

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

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Wanted: Mimic noise

Hi! I'm working on making a mimic dice box for my own personal use. I want to program it to make the sound the mimics in BG3 make when it is opened. The problem is, I do not have that sound file. If anyone is able to get the file, or knows how to get it and can provide me instructions, I'd super appreciate it and I'd be happy to buy you coffee in exchange for your time. Thanks!

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Mine just insists she didn't and how dare I say otherise

I'm so tired of parents who didn't mean to

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You can't play peek-a-boo with Drizzt. As soon as he can't see someone, he assumes they're dead.

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Do it!

help I have the strong urge to read some Drizzt Do'Urden books just because of Astarion

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Re-reading Streams of Silver and... um... Regis, on the side of the 'good guys' is... trying to use his hypnotic magic ruby pendant to... manipulate a sex worker into servicing him without pay...

Um... brainwashing women to take sexual advantage of them is something the villain in the previous book, The Crystal Shard did. Actually, come to think of it, no one ever looked for those women or showed any concern for them when they were found in the villain's herem, nor did anyone care to check if any of them survived the tower's collapse.

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This fight did not need to be so funny

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Just thinking about that scene in Homeland where Masoj just forgets Drizzt can just levitate, but it doesn't matter because so does Drizzt, apparently.

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Watch the bachelor with my wife so I wouldn't have to

Other highlights from RAS ama

Not sure on spoilers or not

Be careful who you prank

Concept of Jarlaxles real name

Drizzt in our world (i need this in fic form)

If he could change one thing