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Some Vines I associate with Petrel

Pet 99% of the time

He’s done this at least once 

Just another Friday night

When Archer asks Pet to do something for him

Why he never works out

This is what he did instead of going to school

Another one with Archer

Pet and Pro

Pet ruins everything 

And last but not least

Bye

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grimmace:

Ah yes, the familiar sting of a Strawberry Daiquiri mixed with the skull crushing bass of seduction. 

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To be completely honest, Petrel only stumbled into this bar because he was a sucker for flashy lights and booming music. And this club had both in abundance, how could he possibly say no to that?

After grabbing himself a drink, and sitting down more so out of sight (who knows, someone could recognize him) and tentatively watch the others dance the night away. Obviously intoxicated, but that’s what made it all the more entertaining. 

There were quite a number of attractive people here! A group of girls dancing flirtatiously, a well built man fixing drinks, and numerous other men and women that were looking mighty fine on this hot night. 

But one in particular caught his eye. A man, dressed in dark clothes, wearing a striking yellow scarf that made him pop out from the rest. His jet black hair was styled in such a way, Petrel had never seen anything like it before. The moment the other man’s striking blue eyes met with his, the Rocket knew tonight may just take a different route. 

With confidence, the stranger made his way over to Petrel, flashing a flirtatious smile. Petrel wasn’t used to having others make the first move on him, usually it was him that did it (and was more often than not was rejected, but what can ya do?). He took a sip of his drink as the man was only a few feet away. 

“Like what you see?”

Petrel looked him over, well...he was quite attractive, he had to admit. He had a more slender figure, something he wasn’t all that used to seeing. Most of the men he knew were either skinny, or muscular, and that honestly got boring after a while. 

But one thing stood out to him the most...something that he just had to ask, even if it did kill the moment.

“...how the hell did you get your hair like that? Looks like a Murkrow landed on yer head or something...” 

Neurotoxin // Petrel and Grimsley

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Protonyouwhorelmao

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Clair allowed herself to lessen the glare on her face, as soon as she noticed just how bad this guy looked. Of course, it made perfect sense Team Rocket membes tended to be a little dirty- or roughed up, it was just how it went; but the burns on his arms and all the cuts… how heavy he was breathing afer just crossing the distance between them..

“Sorry about that…just a little peeved I guess.” she mumbled, hoping it was loud enough to hear, but not just to save her pride. She was justified in her anger- the only people Clair knew who might do this…was Team Rocket..right? That was when she felt the guilt start to bubble up. There’d been no proof of that, she just assumed it to be so.

“Have you seen any other survivors?”

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Just as he feared...

With a sad sigh, and his head hung low, Petrel shook his head. 

“No...the other people in the building were...” he cringed at the thought of all of those people crushed by the derby and burnt to a crisp. 

“Were uh...killed...”

Petrel hoped to Arceus the others were okay. He didn’t know the whereabouts of Proton, Archer and Ariana, but he could only pray that they were spared. But a nagging doubt was in the back of his mind, and he had to fight it for his own sanity’s sake. 

But now the bigger question was: What now? Does he go to find help? To look for survivors? At least he knew not to leave the gym leader behind, there was strength in numbers. Him, being a Rocket member, was probably the last person she would want to even associate herself with, but there weren’t very many options, were there?

He turned to the blue haired woman, whom looked like she was about to burst into tears, but fought back to keep a brave face.. He didn’t blame her. 

“Okay...we gotta figure out what we’re gonna do here. I know I’m not some knight in shining armour, but you’re kinda stuck with me. Now should we look for survivors, or go for help?”

Petrel looked around the desolate area that once was the big city. 

“The whole region couldn’t have been destroyed like this...could it?” he mumbled, more so to himself than to Clair. 

Hope for Jotho (post apocalyptic AU): Petrel and Clair

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Send a symbol for a starter where:

👶 One parent is away and the other has to calm down the child 👊 A parent gets called into school after the child gets in a fight 📄 The child needs help with a school project, but the parent doesn’t know anything about the topic 🍴 A parent cooks and the child doesn’t like it…. neither does the other parent 🏨 A parent helps the child through their bedtime rituals 🍦 The child tries to get ice cream before dinner 🏃 The family goes on a trip to the playground 👻 A parent calms down the child after a nightmare 🐻 The child putting on a play for the parent with stuffed animals/toys 🍵 They have a tea party 🏬 A parent tries to get the child to shop for the other parent but the child is distracted by the toy aisle 🍏 A parent and child go shopping for groceries 🐶 The child finds a stray animal and brings it home 🍸 The parents are hosting a dinner party and the child feels very shy amongst these strange adults

Parent and Child Meme

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of–ambivalence:

Petrel always managed to surprise him… If it wasn’t his absurd bluntness and overwhelming vulgarity, then it was his surprisingly empathetic nature hidden beneath immature bravado. In cases such as this, Archer rarely knew how to respond. He regularly forgot Petrel was capable of expressing anything in a serious situation, and likewise, this was no different. He frowned, glancing at his purple haired colleague – friend – shaking his head.

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“Sorry, pal, but your threats aren’t gonna make me change my mind. If we find the boss, I’ll let him do the punishing. If we don’t, then feel free to shave my head or kick me out or WHATEVER you plan on doing.” Petrel crossed his arms, giving a glare just as menacing back to the shorter man. 

“What would the others think, huh? Do you think that Proton would ever let me live down me letting you go all by yourself? Do you think Ariana would appreciate you abandoning us? What will the grunts think of the guy they see as a leader leaving them, just like Gio did?” 

Frustrated, Petrel took a cigarette out of his pocket, lighting his quickly and taking a large drag. 

“We’re all your family, and I’m not letting you just run off into the night and never come back. You’re stuck with me like stink on a Grimer. And the only one that can tell me otherwise is Gio himself.” 

おやすみ、おとうさん // Archer and Petrel

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(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ = What makes the character laugh(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character

(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink

Petrel will eat just about anything, even burnt stuff. BUT, he really enjoys eating fast food, especially burgers and fresh cut fries c:

As for drinks, he likes beer, pop and energy drinks!

(TヮT)ﾟ｡ = What makes the character laugh

THE STUPIDEST THINGS-

But he will lose his shit every time he successfully pulls off a prank on Archer 

(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character

Those close to him getting hurt and ending up in jail for the rest of his life :’(

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½ = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them

± = The character and what they think about math

† = How the character feels about murder

@ = How the character appears online

¥ = How the character handles money or spends it

° = The character’s temperature preferences 

æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)

↔ = The character’s ability to read directions

♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (sexuality, type of person, etc.)

zzz= What time the character enjoys sleep or being awake

☂ = Weather the character enjoys

♪ = What music the character likes

( =①ω①=) = What animals the character likes and if they have a pet/pets

(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time

☆～（ゝ。∂）= How the character greets people

⊙﹏☉ = What flusters the character

(≧∇≦) = What makes the character happy

(/□＼*)・゜ = What makes the character blush

(;╹⌓╹) = What scares the character

（；へ：） = What makes the character cry

(´ q ` ” ) = The character’s “guilty” pleasure

（・□・；） = What makes the character uncomfortable

(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink

｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ = What makes the character laugh

(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character

(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about

( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make

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Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

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I’m really sorry I take so long to do replies. I’ve been busy getting ready for college, I get distracted easily, and I FORGET STUFF;;

I’m gonna try to get at least a few replies/starters done. Thank you for your patience. Here’s a cat gif

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♈ (PROTON AND PETREL)

♈ body swapped version of my muse with yours

“Finally...”

“I HAVE A FANTASTIC ASS”

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✿ - Petrel and Lys!

✿ good version of my muse

Nice Lys would be very much the same...minus the whole Flare thing. Instead of building up the gang, he would probably invest more in the Halocaster, and probably donates a lot of his earnings to charity. 

Pet would also be much of the same, personality wise. He’d still be a mischief maker, but wouldn’t do any stealing and whatnot he would be doing in Rocket.

Plus I’m pretty sure Clair’s fam would accept him a whole lot quicker lol

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Jasmine Peach Tea + any muse you want

Jasmine Peach Tea: a self-care/self-love headcanon.

I’ll do Wally for this one c:

Whenever Wally’s down in the dumps, he likes to nap, eat foods he likes, play with his pokemon (the usual stuff). BUT, he also likes to go to the daycare and volunteer. He likes taking care of lil baby pokemon, because they always look up to him, and he likes that feeling c:

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Send my muse one of the following, and they’ll respond as a…

☢ evil version of my muse  ✿ good version of my muse ◕ older version of my muse ◔ younger version of my muse ♀ gender bent version of my muse ♚ medieval version of my muse ☆ futuristic version of my muse ♞ animal version of my muse ☁ god version of my muse ♈ body swapped version of my muse with yours

AUs for my muse

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Ginger Crème Brûlée

Ginger Crème Brûlée: a gender headcanon (gender identity, gender presentation, butch/femme, gender feels, etc).

Not really sure what else I can say other than all three of my muses are cis males? 

Though Wally does get mistaken to be a girl by some people-

Thankfully it’s rare-

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Orange Pineapple Whip!

Orange Pineapple Whip:a kinky headcanon (alt: an eccentricity h/c).

If you thought I was gonna pick the sfw one, you don’t know me well enough-

Petrel actually really digs wearing lingerie. He’s not really sure why, he just feels sexy in it...especially when his hot gf picks it out ayyyy