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career boy

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mattie storin and francis urquhart voted most twisted lear and cordelia motif 1990

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what the hell.

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something so compelling in the fact that by series 3 of house of cards, mattie storin has become a myth. since her death, francis urquhart has spun her as a tragic young woman who committed suicide, not a lover whom he murdered. he walls off the roof garden from which she fell for his own private use, and tells his new pps the same story he told sarah harding— that mattie was a juliet, a lady of shalott. an ophelia. the image of her that passes through mps’ minds and dwells on the pages of newspapers is shining, false, overhandled, and a million miles away from the capable journalist who recorded thousands of hours of urquhart’s deepest darkness, up to and including the part where she herself died screaming. this is 1995, so this is completely a reading via hindsight, but there’s something curiously dianalike in all of that. a horrendously treated woman turned postmortem into mute national myth

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what if being unable to kill a guy while being blackmailed to do so by a dark cosmic force with a bird for a hairdo was a metaphor. for something.

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eta i didn't notice that was Julius nicholson when i watched this because i was in the middle of having a breakdown and had my glasses off to cry sorry for calling him a podcast guy i didnt mean it

hello new chris addison ollie mention i had no idea about. posted 2 months ago. chris calling ollie such a beta character and these podcast guys calling him subservient and The Bitch. talking about how insane it is directing peter capaldi as malcolm tucker from that position. HELLO.

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francis urquhart moodboard

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how this article probably read

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hello new chris addison ollie mention i had no idea about. posted 2 months ago. chris calling ollie such a beta character and these podcast guys calling him subservient and The Bitch. talking about how insane it is directing peter capaldi as malcolm tucker from that position. HELLO.

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no go ahead this is basically the thick of it

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phil smith puppy with no house-training send first tumblr post

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loving all this propaganda about how the doctor just wants to be a father. girl. no the fuck he does not. he’s like a dad that gives you ice cream for breakfast for a month straight and forgets your birthday and you think he’s the best dad in the universe till you turn 14 and realize that he sucks cause he goes “well kido i…think you’re old enough to drive now! now i’m going to need you to be the getaway driver for this heist i’m planning!”

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the doctor needs to look like an older man whilst being friends with a younger man with nobody else on the tardis from time to time so they can have a weird dynamic which blurs the lines between father figure and mentor and boyfriend

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compilation of 12s projection onto bill and onto her relationship with heather and what it tells us about how he views and approaches his relationship with missy. yay!!

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;SLDFKJSD;FLKJ oh rani wanted that cookie so bad??? i guess

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the thing about doctor who is that it insists upon itself

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actually the thing about this episode is that apart from all the stupid bullshit it was good