matenrou

[matenrou]

washing my face i turn around and my cat is confidently pissing off the side of the litter box directly onto the floor. ok girl go crazy i guess

[matenrou]

[matenrou]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[matenrou]

[matenrou]

From now on i'm only drawing things that would make teenage me happy e.g. slutty emo anime boys

[matenrou]

[matenrou]

I ❤️ ghost cousins

[matenrou]

Autistic second base is when she's trying out new noises with you

[matenrou]

theres so much childrens entertainment with the theme of 'dont make fun of people for being different' with such increasing levels of abstraction that at some point it cant possibly be applicable to real life scenarios anymore. what if a blender was mean to a microwave. what if berries were insecure about the number of seeds they have. this is just a nightmare of a person with anxiety

[matenrou]

[matenrou]

what the fuck

[matenrou]

Swiss Mouse by Avon, 1974.

[matenrou]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[matenrou]

[matenrou]

[matenrou]

[matenrou]

If i worked in a grocery store id just be walking up to people like Hey man welcome to blueberries i hope you have a great time Id be wandering around welcoming people to tomato and green onion and theyd fire my ass because i also killed someone because i went crazy