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Reblogging to celebrate the new live action movie

Modern inkblade au where Oisin and Adaine go as Astrid and Stormfly from how to train your dragon for Halloween

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wealwell is the best gotch brother however i love faggots so i am biased <3

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Absolutely SAT for Cloudward, Ho with the three p’s:

- pasta

- (Dr.) pepper

- penjamin

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inspiration:

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Hey guys?

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Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

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happy neil banging out the tunes

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Rachel is Kristen Applebees

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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likes to charge, reblogs to cast

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an incredibly belated holiday/birthday/trip present for BeadFanatic! he sent me his idea for a really funny Theopin comic months ago and it's finally been realized!

[Image description: Comic of Lapin, Theobald, and Sprinkle from Dimension 20's "A Crown of Candy." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

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Page one: Walking into his bedroom, Lapin sees Sprinkle wriggling in a pile of vestments on the bed. "Hey! You get out of here!"

Lapin rushes to his bedside and picks up a stole with one hand, shooing Sprinkle away with the other. "Sir Gumbar!" he yells, "If you don't control that thing, I'll-"

Lapin takes a closer look at the stole, noticing a massive bite mark. "Wait a minute, are those..."

He looks over his shoulder with a bewildered expression. "Where does that thing have teeth?!"

Page two: Captioned "Just Before." In Lapin's bedroom, Theo sets Sprinkle down on the bed, saying, "Now Sprinkle, you just wait until the Chancellor arrives."

Theo picks up Lapin's stole while Sprinkle gives meeps of approval. Theo chuckles and says, "This is going to make him look crazy!"

He chomps on Lapin's stole, tearing at it with a growl.

"Wait..." Theo's expression flattens as he briefly reflects, still biting the stole. "What am I doing?"

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Ally Beardsley becoming a parent wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card (and frankly feels like a prank) but congrats to them?? I guess??

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nice

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i just remembered a story my first plug told me. she's butch and gets mistaken for a man a lot. one time she was walking home when a guy pulled a knife on her and asked for everything in her pockets. panicking, she said "ok" and the guy hearing her voice was like "oh shit, are you a girl?" and she was like "yeah" and he put the knife away and said something like "sorry. i can't do this to a woman" and left. feminist ally.

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can't stop thinking about brennan saying "i'm going to describe something very heartbreaking now." how often does he break the kayfabe just to warn one of the players about the next thing he's going to say?? so much tragedy in dimension 20 but it's here, this moment, that is devastating enough that brennan takes a moment to give a warning: i'm going to describe something very heartbreaking now.

adaine abernant grew up lonely and abused in the shadow of a cruel, perfect aelwyn who could do no wrong. adaine didn't even want to find aelwyn, and every step their adventure took in her direction was a step adaine asterisked with a loud proclamation that she hated her bitch sister and didn't care about finding her. and only after discovering that aelwyn had been a months-long prisoner, tortured at her parents' hands, only after hearing a destroyed aelwyn apologize, does adaine consider that maybe aelwyn was a victim, too. and she overcomes her childhood resentment. she sees the bigger picture. she rescues her sister. she protects her as they sleep, and aelwyn's magic protects them in return. it is, maybe, the first time adaine truly feels that she has an older sister. and there's hope now. aelwyn has been broken down, but also redeemed, and they're together now, and adaine can help her, and they can be a family, because people aren't perfect, but aelwyn said she's sorry. and adaine goes into her mind and sees all the self-loathing she never knew about, and even more than that the fear of their parents, and she understands aelwyn so perfectly in this moment, all bitterness and spite dissolved, just a young woman taking a leap of faith and being rewarded with family, finally, a sister she never got to have, who actually loves her and believes in her and wants to keep her safe.

and then aelwyn's memory resets.

and in an instant, adaine loses everything she never knew she could have.

pretty heartbreaking.

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