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Sophia Smith appreciation post 1/?

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me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

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when i’m too distracted to get anything done

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Louis cutely testing out his nasa space suit

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“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”

“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”

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“Can I see your phone” “Uh yeah hold on”

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“Mr & Mr Tomlinson, thank you for coming to Parents Evening. Your son is doing very well in class….my one concern is that someone has taught him how to draw penises all over his desk….”

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reblog this and tag the first movie you remember seeing in a theater/cinema

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me: I don't care :)

me, one second later: *starts crying*

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*gets down on one knee* will you *reaches into pocket* spend the rest *pulls out condom* of the night with me

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planet of the dead / the beast below

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Me: *sees a pug*

Brain: call it Georgie

Me: why

Brain: you gotta

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manip month: 27/31, power couple

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I have a personal ambition to live my life honestly and honor the true love that I’ve had and also the people I’ve had around me. I want to stay hopeful, even though I get scared about why we’re even alive at all.

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escapade

when they play like they both need to jerk it in the shower and finally end up jerking each other off instead