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w1ld0g

uncle weirdo

really ? you just came onto this earth and those are your first words . . . infants these days --

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spikedserve

did you get Anything for me.

stranger danger ! someone call 911 a creepy dude is trying to solicit things from me . . . !

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arrives several hours late with starbucks and a spray tan. “ go team. fuck it up. you’re doing great , sweeties. ”

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“I’m debating to set all those damn Oikawa’s adrift on their flamingo. What about you?!”

“ THAT’S TOO KIND.  have them drift on a chicken. death by water cock ”.

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wow, you're handsome ! your eyebrows are like ... their own statement. totally cool.

“ thanks. they’re gucci. ”  / @gilofera

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kaionace.

“NOT REALLY, unless they’re really, really low, although there was this one time when the door frame was lower then what I thought and I went WHAM! Straight  into it?” 

While the other isn’t as TALL as he is, Lev doesn’t have to crane his neck to see him, so he’s not… that short, right?

“What about YOU?”

HE TALKED TOO MUCH.     matsukawa became tired just listening to him.  ❛  NO.   i don’t make stupid mistakes.  ❜

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vanishedstar.

            Ah. so it is like that, is it not ? he gets it; he’s too loud, too abrasive, too obnoxious. it’s no surprise that even strangers opt to look the other way when he speaks now.

              “ … Nothing. it was just dumb blathering is all, haha. ”

AH. DID HE HIT A CHORD / DID HE STRIKE A NERVE ?       facial features remain impassive though the other’s shift in tone is noted.  ❛   no. i just space out easily. rewind , repeat.   ❜

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Seijou Meme Team aaaaaaay

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ugh i actually drew this monday …. so late ;;;

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*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

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another important comment to start the day, i love you

❛  who doesn’t ? ---------------- ew , i think HANGER BASTARD just astral projected into my body. gross !  ❜

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" are you thing one or thing two. it's important. "

❛   depends. are you tweedle dee or tweedle dumb ? ❜ / @aobace

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mattsun ily

❛   yeah.  ❜

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‘ oh, my god. we just locked eyes. ’ it means we hv to fight mtsn i dnt make the rules ^^

❛  ah. so that’s why i suddenly can’t see ------------- BLINDED BY THE IDIOT KING’S IDIOT WAYS. ❜  put up your dukes oikawa ^^ / @aesteris + vine meme. 

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* vine meme

a shit ton of lines from different vines.

‘ look at all those chickens. ’ 

‘ i’ve always wanted to do this! ’

‘ i fell down the stairs. i hate when nobody shares. ’

‘ can you tell me a bedtime story? ’

‘ bro, you can’t tell anybody. ’  

‘ yeah, i’m good. i’m just happy for you.’ 

‘ dude, it’s like we kissed! ’

‘ TAKE THE PICTURE! ’ 

‘ oh, my god. we just locked eyes. ’

‘ yooo! ’ 

‘ you look upset. ’

‘ i got bit by a spider. it gave me superpowers! ’

‘ i’d be a unicorn. because no one believes in me. ’

‘ yeaaah, yeaaah. ’ 

‘ the only fitness here is me fitting this pizza in my mouth! ’

‘ well, i don’t have to do anything except pay taxes and die. ’

‘ girl, you look fierce today! WE LOVE IT. ’

‘ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? ’

‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ 

‘ i’ll beat your ass if that’s a ticket. ’ 

‘ you want some vodka? ’

‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does. ’

‘ i smell like beef. ’

‘ you better STOP YELLING. ’

‘ your secret’s safe with me. ’

‘ and we are two very supportive guys. ’

‘ MY BEST FRIEND POOPED HIS PANTS! ’

‘ honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’. ’  

‘ fuck you, that’s why! ’

‘ yeah, no shit, honey! ’ 

‘ today’s forecast. we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. fucked. up. ’

‘ is that a weed? i’m calling the police! ’

‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ 

‘ i sneezed! ’

‘ i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party. ’

‘ hey, how you doing? ’ 

‘ i’m doin’ just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’

‘ oh my god, why can’t you just take the fricken compliment! ’

‘ and they were roommates! ’

‘ i wanna fucking die. ’

‘ you remember one time i liked you? ’

‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch. c’mon. ’

‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’

‘ he needs some milk! ’

‘ the yo-yo master did not answer. he just kept on yo-ing ’

‘ WHAT’S UP, FUCKERS? ’

‘ bored as sheeeet. ’

‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’

‘ welcome back to me screaming.   ’

‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. ’

‘ babe, are you serious? ’

‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to��� vacuum my room.  ’

‘ NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! ’ 

‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD. boogie woogie woogie. ’ 

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The many faces of Matsukawa Issei ヽ(〒£〒 )ノ