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snailsnacked · 10 months ago

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Update

I've lost a set of crayons and a coloring book and gained my exercise for the night

Wild idea but maybe you could offer it something... Like leave something for it? Food, a toy, maybe a colouring book and crayons? It's probably in an environment it's not used to and could be attacking out of fear? I mean idk I've never seen anything like that before but it's worth a shot.

I could try that? It's late here though so I'll try it tomorrow when it's not trying to attack me

#idk what i was expecting

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snailsnacked · 10 months ago

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Wild idea but maybe you could offer it something... Like leave something for it? Food, a toy, maybe a colouring book and crayons? It's probably in an environment it's not used to and could be attacking out of fear? I mean idk I've never seen anything like that before but it's worth a shot.

I could try that? It's late here though so I'll try it tomorrow when it's not trying to attack me

#it's an idea at least #will update on how this goes

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snailsnacked · 10 months ago

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What if you tried offering that cryptid guy some help? Maybe try stitch up its leg??

If this is you offering yourself as tribute to go up to it then be my guest

It attacks me whenever I get too close and it hasn't reacted to anything I'm saying

#it leaves my animals alone tho so that's good at least

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snailsnacked · 10 months ago

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It's the next morning and Cryptid is back in the box. Im sensing a pattern here

It refuses to get out and did not like it when I tried to drag it out.

Anyone got any ideas? I don't want this thing in my shed or on my property.

#its not actively trying to kill me during the day #its mostly defending itself #maybe cuz of its leg? idk #its not messing with any of the animals though #guess till i can get rid of it im getting everything done before nightfall

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snailsnacked · 10 months ago

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FUCKER CHASED ME DOWN THE STREET

AND ITS FUCKING FLOATING???????

CRYPTID LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANNA LOCK UP MY CHICKENS

#HOW THE FUCK IS IT FLOATING #IT STARTED SCREAMING AT ME TOO #LIKE HUH??????????!?!?

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snailsnacked · 10 months ago

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Cryptid update

Went back in the morning and couldn't find it in the shed so I looked in the chest and, lo and behold, the fucker is curled up in there like a fucking snake. It swatted me away but I got this pic

Looks like a giant sock monkey with a porcelain mask. What kind of creepypasta looking ass is this

#bitch decided its gonna take over my shed like a squatter #what the fuck #seriously where did this thing even come from #i think its a haunted doll? its leg is torn and is spilling cotton

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