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fireflies are disappearing. fireflies are going disappearing bc our obsession with “perfect” lawns bereft of native flowers & full of pesticides that kill even the bugs we deem likeable, bc of urbanizations that destroys their homes, because of the light pollution that disrupts their mating habits & their communication.

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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Deme is NOT a Hetero Jessica, he is bisexual, not a token straight. He *is* the token cis man, however, which makes him a grungler. This will be on the test

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at the company holiday party and a buddy proposed "suicide via throwing yourself into the alligator moat at the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, irrevocably changing the lives of dozens of horrified onlookers" as the coolest way to die which was the most inspired thing i've heard in a while

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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Labyrinth is 90% little fucking freaks and 10% david bowie's dick print

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why be radically exclusionary abt queerness when you could be radically inclusionary instead. let's inflate the numbers. let's become the majority. the sky's the limit

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first morning of having the girlfriends over

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Genuine curiosity, might be too intrusive (idk you so idk): what is your job outside of being a sex witch on the internet?

do you guys remember when we just didn't tell strangers on the internet everything about our personal lives

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new kind of guy dropped

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valve invented gay sex on june 23rd 2011 with meet the medic

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