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SCOTT MCLAUGHLIN in LOCK3D IN: I’m A Real American

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funniest thing in the world is when some guy who played way past his prime retires and then a week or two later one of his former teams will make an announcement that he's interning for their front office but they can't call him an intern because he's 30-something years old and has the hips and ankles of someone in their eighties and probably won a cup or whatever so they call him the "special assistant to the gm" and you just KNOW its because these guys retired and realized that actually they have no marketable skills outside of hockey, their wives DO NOT want them in the house and their little neurotic micromanaged daily schedule is no longer available to them so they're like well i do know hockey!! there's jobs there. and like obviously you cannot let that guy just go in and start making structural or financial changes to your org so you're like well of course buddy! you can help the gm make dinner. and he's over there with his safety knife and his steppy stool and his ten ill-fitting suits in the reserved management box like look mom! i have a career!

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PHI @ WSH | September 29, 2024

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PHI vs NYY | March 19, 2025

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TREA TURNER [20240414] PIT @ PHI

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a little sweet guy for @mattstrahm for the sharkudablr gift exchange!!

(referencing asky's apparent love of fruit snacks)

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SHARKS LB HAS SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE

messages from the Sharkudablr Gift Exchange form that I meant to post 3 months ago and I forgot...but what better time than 2 days before the draft. Mike & Ryan: we are watching, and waiting.

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Janne Ahonen after winning the ski jumping World Championship (normal hill) in Trondheim, Norway, in 1997

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braking point for @moregraceful as a part of @teamliftfest

bryson stott/trea turner - 13.6k - E alternate universe - world rally championship

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i'm losing my mind but klara vappen etc etc

you would not believe how frustrated i am by the fact that i can't get my photoshop to work, there are literally dozens of gifs i wanna be making but no. then again with how much people are talking about tumblr dying, what a completely useless skillset i have anyway if that happens. i guess i'll get into traditional scrapbooking then. i'll have to buy a printer. i'll have to figure out more ways to obtain photos too, the way pinterest has announced theyre so pro ai now that the moderation system has nuked numerous pins and accounts for no fucking reason is wild.

trying to figure out a way to note down all the superpesis season games, this is gonna be the thing that finally doxxes me on this fucking site. i'm very excited tho. i'm gonna try to go to as many games as i can in my less than stellar monetary situation. i do not want to buy a calendar for the sole purpose of writing down sports on it but i really fucking might? or i could make one. that sounds fun actually. i have all kinds of paper and cardboard to do that.

had to go back and read my last yap post. i've figured out what i'm doing with 52 weeks universe sort of, because i actually didn't end up liking the thought of doing 52weeks2+2 so i'm walking it back a little and it's gonna be more like... a director's cut... with additional pov weaved in. now how that formatting is gonna work i don't know yet, i have thoughts but the thing is i don't want it to look goofy as hell if you read it on desktop but the ao3 desktop textblock is impossibly wide and i really can't be arsed to figure out an author style to use on top of the imessage thing i already use for it. i don't know if anyone's reading my fics on desktop but i read on desktop so i'm thinking about it...

my sleeping schedule is worse now. which is fine. i really gotta clear away all the shit i have in front of my balcony door so i can start having it open at night. i should figure out some sort of net situation too, because right now as much as i'd like to have it open during the day too i've lived in this apartment for too long to not know bees LOVE flying in through an open door even though i feel like they have no business flying this high up anyway. also my grandma gave me a headband she'd knit yesterday and it is actually so nice to have a headband that, because it's knit it's not really slippery, but also it holds my hair back without any pulling or tugging, i shed enough as is.

can you believe there was a category 2* brysontrea event and i dont have photoshop rn so i can't even gif the whole four pixels of it. i am considering trying to write some words about it though. a non au work? by my me? outrageous.... (*does this make sense? like it was more than standing next to each other but there have been bigger things. i'm spinning frogs all the same.)

uhhh i think that's all. yesterday i watched detective pikachu and despite thinking "this is like a 2/5 movie" in the first half, i ended up giving it a 4/5 on letterboxd, i'm reading the elements of marie curie: how the glow of radium lit a path for women in science, i'm listening to two year old episodes of red web podcast and i'm playing a lot of microsoft jigsaw.

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TOYOTA GAZOO RACING WRT drivers before super special stage SS13 at the 2025 Rally Islas Canarias | 26.04.2025

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KINGS @ OILERS | Round 1, Game 4 | April 27, 2025

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kallerovanpera Finally some food on my plate again. WE BACK! 🥇

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endless list of random motogp things - marc marquez + rejoining a race with a very damaged bike post crash

cota 2025 | jerez 2025