maudie-beans

[maudie-beans]

do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf

[maudie-beans]

You have been visited by the Badger of Executive Function!

May this tenacious beastie grant you the strength to break through whatever is holding you back from completing that important task you've been meaning to get to, and the energy and motivation to

Do The Fucking Thing.

[maudie-beans]

my tastes in ships as i get older are increasingly running towards either "they don't have to be good for each other they just have to be fun to lock in a terrarium and shake rapidly" or "against all odds they actually improved each other materially so i guess this is a hazard containment zone"

[maudie-beans]

headcanons are all well and good, and are a great way for fandom to interact with a piece of media, but the minute you start praising or lauding something for representation that is purely fanon you have sincerely lost the plot

[maudie-beans]

Hang in there 🫂

You may not believe it at times but your presence in this world will always bring someone joy 💜

[maudie-beans]

for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone

[maudie-beans]

🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

[maudie-beans]

Another thing Im working on unlearning is the idea I don't belong. It's like being a kid waiting to be picked for a team and you're always last because you're not the fastest or smartest, etc.

I spent so many years stressing over what people said I lacked (but never telling me exactly what it was). I dont want to do that anymore 😤

[maudie-beans]

The most annoying anxiety thing of mine is when I get excited about an idea I wanna try but I manage to un-hype myself because Im so convinced it's the dumbest thing in the world.

Gotta unlearn the shame 😭 gotta tell myself who cares if no one likes it, if I like it then it matters to me!

[maudie-beans]

u heard him ladies

[maudie-beans]

some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

[maudie-beans]

[maudie-beans]

loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling

[maudie-beans]

Sup

"WOW! IS THAT YOU SHENRON?"

"Ooops! Sorry, I mistook you for someone else. But it's nice to meet you! Wow, you're HOT!"

[maudie-beans]

whenever i see a post about someone wondering how an  asexual and a sexual can be in a healthy relationship there’s always someone being applauded for saying well asexuals can have sex too or just because someone’s asexual doesn’t mean they won’t have sex but i have never, not once, EVER seen someone say well hey, some sexuals don’t have sex. you can have a full relationship without sex. just throwing it out there

[maudie-beans]

Cera's dad in the Land Before Time movies is called Daddy Topps

i need to make sure you all know that

[maudie-beans]

I debated about making a post about being ace but Im actually very tired. Of having to explain myself as if I need to establish that Im "ace enough"

theres a lot of infantilization that I deal with. If I open up, or make jokes, if my art is "spicier" than usual, over the years folks have remarked that Im cute, my arts cute or my behavior shocks them. Yet all around me it's like others can express themselves just fine without these remarks. Im either seen as naive or too scandalous for others. It's a double standard that exhausts me. 😞