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AFTER READING THIS POST YOU’LL TURN YOUR GF FROM THIS 

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“Moody GFs” SOLVED!

Hi guys! this is my second post for my blog and here it goes! :D

So ganito may girlfriend ka and sobrang saya mo kasi nakakuha ka ng maganda at sobrang mapagmahal na babae :)))) pero habang tumatagal kayo napapansin mo ang “weird stuff” na nangyayari like biglang magagalit or what for example

*kakarating mo galing school/work tas di ka nakapagtext ka gf kasi nga busy ka para sa kinabukasan mo

You: HI BEBE IM HOME

GF: hi sino ka po?

You: bebe mooo po :”>

GF: ah ganon? sorry virgin pako wala pakong anak

You: Boyfriend mo po kasi :(

GF: ay ganon? 

You: I LOVE YOU BEBE sorry ngayon lang ako :(((

GF: K 

You: HALA BEBE NAMAN galing akong school huhuhu sorry na :( nagtext naman ako kanina

GF: ganyan naman lagi sanay nako

You: Sorry bebe.. :(

GF: K bahala ka diyan

AND THAT MY FRIEND is the legendary and UNDISPUTED “K” word or a girl and tandaan mo either nanay mo or gf mo lang ang pwedeng mag “K” dahil once na ginamit mo yan you are basically dead AHAHAHAHA

SO ANYWAY sigurado naman madami sating mga guys ang nagkakaissue sa gf nila na sobrang moody at madalas nalang awayin sa mga maliliit na bagay tas di ka papansinin pag sinuyo mo tas grabe magselos pati kaibigan mo pinagseselosan na na kulang nalang pagselosan pati phone mo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA minsan din naman kung trip ka nila awayin ng walang dahilan AHAHAHA (madalas yan mga pare) 

WHY FEAR NOT MY FRIEND! IM GONNA TEACH YOU SOME BASIC FUNDAMENTALS OF GIRLFRIENDING :)))

So......here goes!

NUMERO UNO! (ASSESS THE SITUATION SOLDIER!!)

-pag nag pm ka tas cold replies you must know the 2 most important things in life.

1. BACK READ/RETRACE!!! Tignan mo kung may nasabi kang hindi maganda or what TIGNAN MO RIN TWITTER MO or IG or FB LAHAT NA TIGNAN MONG MAIGI GINAWA MO!!!!!

2. REMEMBER HER LAST PERIOD hindi naman porket inaalam mo period niya eh tatay ka na or natatakot ka na maging daddy AHAHAHA pero pre ITS IMPORTANT TO KNOW HER PERIOD AND CYCLE. WHY? because may PMS tayo my friend and pag PMS sobrang raging hormones yan! talagang mood switches yan and believe me they dont like it kaya sisihin nalang natin yung brain and hormonal glands nila :)))) kaya dapat alam mo yan!! so pag nagsungit nalaman mong PMS or Period na ehhh simulan mo na maglambing :)))) LEGIT YAN KAYA WAG MO BASTA BASTA AAWAYIN GF MO PAG NAGSUNGIT baka may kasalanan ka talaga or magkakaroon kaya ASSESSTHE SITUATION

NUMERO DOS!(The biglaang sungit kasi trip lang niya)

-Eto yung tipong nalate kalang ng 2 minutes ng reply eh SOBRANG GG NA you’ll go from “I LOVE YOU TOO PRINCE CHARMING KO” to “K bahala ka diyan” real quick  syempre kung alam mo naman na wala kang nasabing masama at wala naman siyang mens ehhh nababaliw nanaman GF mo papilord BUT!!!! di nangaaway yan! either wala siyang magawa (e.g nasa dorm tas magisa lang siya walang makausap or talagang namimiss ka lang niya) ibig sabihin niyan papi nagpapalambing lang yan :))) naghahanap lang ng attensyon yan. NAGPAPALAMBING :D kaya wag ka masyado magdamdam pag ginanyan ka kasi usually na nrereply ng guy 

“LAGI MO NALANG AKONG INAAWAY DI KA BA NAGSASAWA HA?! AAWAYIN MO NANAMAN AKO?!” NOOOO THATS WROOOONG!!!!!!

konting lambing lang you’ll go from “K SIGE” to “HIHIHIHI I LOVE YOU TOO BEBE KAIN KA NA  :*” trust me ganyan lang yan :)) 

NUMERO TRES!!(KALMAHIN MO BUCHI MO)

-This is the part where magagalit ka sa bebe mo either napuno ka or talagang may point ka na gusto patunayan PERO remember always stay chill kasi at the end of the day kung love niyo talaga isat isa magbabati din kayo so follow these simple steps

1. Wag magdesisyon pag galit cause wala ka sa wisyo buboy

2. Address your concern in a nice way say it like you are explaining what happened to your mother’s vase after you broke it “calmly”

3. Lastly learn to say sorry too kasi saying sorry will also trigger her to say sorry and you’ll end up happy again :D

NUMERO QUATRO! (THE GRADUATION)

-eto yung time na graduate na kayo sa tampuhan niyo and for sure naman both kayong may natutunan sa nangyari lagi mong tatandaan na kada away niyo there is something that you should know about her and learn from mistakes na nagawa niyo SYEMPRE DAPAT GIRLS DIN HA di porket ganon eh babaliwalain niyo na syempre dapat may natutunan din kayo :)) kasi kahit na mag walk out ka or magalit ka babalik at babalik karin sakanya at di mo matitiis yan kung mahal mo talaga yan at bibilhan mo rin ng fries yan AHAHAHAHA :)))) 

and remember “pag nawala pagiging moody ng GF mo. the spark is slowly fading away” kaya bago ka magalit pag moody gf mo REMEMBER NUMERO UNO-QUATRO!

PS. FOR THE GIRLS learn to understand din naman hihihi :))))

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HEY GUYS!!!! This will be my guide in handling moody and crazy girlfriends :D and yes they exist but im gonna show you how you can handle it and stay alive :D so enjoy! :)))

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2nd Blog Coming :D

HI GUYS! So this will be the second blog that ill be posting its still related about “How not to become that EX on UST Files” it’ll be up in a little while so stay tuned! :D

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This is the post that made me made this blog AHAHAHAHA eto yun sa mga di pa nakakabasa :))))) 

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“The Wag na Mag GF pag walang pera Issue” SOLVED!!

Lately eto mga nababasa ko sa ust files regarding sa mga BF na hindi mayaman or Kuripot and NAKAKAIRITA! (although yung isang post bwisit talaga yung guy)

Hindi mo naman kailangan maging mayaman para magkaroon ng girlfriend para sa mga boys diyan di naman ALL the time kailangan ng pera para sa effort! aba ESTUDYANTE KA PALANG KOYA hindi ka pa nagtatrabaho so wag na wag kang magara gumastos sa gf mo dahil tandaan mo pera parin ng nanay at tatay mo yan :)))))) (sorry not sorry pero its true!) pero fear not!! IM GONNA  TEACH YOU METHODS TO MAKE THE BEST OUT OF YOUR MONEY (wow marketing) or rather have some great time with your love one at the same time not spending soo much money!

Method 1! (The “Pa-Fall then Split” method) i got this from a friend na modify lang :))

-HINDI ITO YUNG MAGIGING PA FALL KANG BWISIT KA eto yung pahulugan AHAHAHAHAH gets niyo ba?? (Pa-Hulugan=Pa-Fall...........) okaaayyyyyyyyyyy

ANYWAY! so yung method nato involved both BF and GF DAHIL KUNG KAYO TALAGA PARA SA ISAT ISA MAGIGING MAG ASAWA KAYO and sooner or later magkakaroon na kayo ng joint bank account so WHY NOT START NOW!? for example anniversary niyo sa April 20 edi syempre dapat naman maeffort ka sa gagawin mo kasi 1 year na kayo kaso problema mo ang hirap magipon dahil madaming gastos sa ganito ganyan and you’ll end up bankrupt WELL ETO gawin mo/niyo ni GF! for the next few months dapat may ipon kayo like at least tig 50 kayo per day! edi 100 kada isang araw then araw arawin niyo until days before your big day! tinatamad ako mag compute so lets say nagka 10K kayo sa ipon niyo now its time to split the ipon and kayo na bahala sa naipon niyo! Gift man yan or suprise or gusto niyo magtravel GO at least may ipon kayo! tandaan niyo Students palang kayo wala pa kayong sweldo :)) 

Method 2! (The 100 peso date) 

*NOTE: This date is recommended sa mga 2 hr break pag may class or gusto niyo lang magsama pag uwian so kesa tumambay lang kayo why not do this? :D

-now i know what you’re thinking dude di kasya ang 100 para makipag date LUH HINDI NO! sa 100 PESOS PWEDE MO NA MAPASAYA GF MO! like for example ICE CREAM GIRLS LOVE ICE CREAM!! Comfort food nila yan may mga mabibili ka naman sa mga ICE Cream na worth 15 pesos edi 30 pesos nalang may 70 ka pa! pwede pa yan! Second example is FRIES! 55 pesos lang ang Large fries ng Mcdo and sino ba naman hindi makakatiis sa FRIES?! diba?! so pwede mong mabigay sa labidabs mo yon! oh so may 15 ka pa! WHY STOP THERE?! For sure naman may mga street food sa near by streets ng campus niyo sa 15 nayan pwede na kayo mag tusok tusok! oh diba nasulit mo 100 pesos sa date niyo? di mo naman kailangan ng sobrang daming pera para mantreat ng love one eh :) basta magkasama lang kayo at nageenjoy sa ginagwa niyo it will all be worth it :D

Method 3 (The “Starter Pack Gift”)

-Monthsary niyo at wala kang maregalo sa gf mo na cute at magugustuhan niya WHAT DO YOU DO? A. CRY B. MAG PALUSOT C. IMPROVISE

and of course the answer is C!! LEARN TO IMPROVISE! and a good gift to give to you love one without spending lots of cash and time is to make a starter pack gift!

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

1. A medium sized box like shoe box

2. Cute Gift wrappers for the box

3. Sticky notes

4. Colored papers

5. Essential things she’d like to have

Now its very simple to put together

just make a decent looking box tas sa takip fill it with sticky notes and write kung ano man gusto mo like “100 reasons why i love you” or what then fill the box with colored paper sa loob para naman hindi dull tignan and of course write a letter because its very romantic to give hand written letters to your love one its just plain special :D or maybe a poem idk its your call! then lastly just fill it with things na need niya for example masungit siya pag meron and comfort food niya peppero then give her peppero tjem some napkins (yes napkins meron siya eh!) tas some chocolates maybe mga gamot pang dysmenorrhea and pictures niyo na masaya kayo to remind her na your are a happy couple :D

You can also call this the ESSENTIAL BOX or the PERIOD BOX or whatever diskarte mo yan 

SO there you have it! yan ang mga naisip ko na possibleng solution para sa mga nagkakaproblema sa pera na mga lovers :)) remember kahit di ka mayaman basta maeffort kang maglast ang relationship niyo it will bruh!! :D

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To Start Things Off

HI GUYS! so this will be my First! Evert! Non-Academic! Related blog na ginawa ko and Its not going to be about foods na haha di naman ako foodie eh :))) anyway I hope you’ll enjoy reading this if ever so yeah HERE IT GOES!!!