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LAUREN LOPEZ ON DIRTY LAUNDRY?

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I was dancing down the sidewalk giving the performance of a lifetime of twisted (from the hit musical twisted) and then looked up and realized my neighbors were sitting on their front step watching me. should I move y/n

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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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quick drawing of these two, need them to be besties

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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

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i stand with my cancelled daughter

🐀 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🐀

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Today's Seal Is: I'm The One Who Wields The Bucket

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so true daisuke my king. im always saying this

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What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

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This is you this is me this is all we need 💔💔💔

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me: man, i would do anything to have a healthy sleep schedule

every scrap of research on the topic forever: okay so limit your technology use for at least an hour before bed

me: ...man, i would do ALMOST anything to have a heal-

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and if a vampire were to drink my blood then spit in my mouth .

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Fig and Sandra Lynn in Heartache on the Celestine Sea

a.k.a. THE Complicated Women👆

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salting a wound to preserve for longer

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VAN MF CHAPMAN only one episode in having the time of my fuckin life

One chance just one im begging (joking(sorta))

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I am not in this life to fucking watch ads