mavthemaverick

[mavthemaverick]

One time Neon brought me a live field mouse he had caught and just... handed it to me and left. This is completely normal for him, but it's still odd to randomly be given a wild fuckin mouse

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Three or four months after my boyfriends 19th birthday (he went to the zoo), he cried because he forgot to tell the sharks he loved them.

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One time, Neon brought me a live crayfish without any explanation. Muppet lives in a tank on the kitchen counter where they like to supervise food prep.

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@spaceorganizermouse thought you might need a guide

[mavthemaverick]

Why would Mouse steal one of your good knives :c

Why the hell would I know. Fuckin ask Mouse. I don't hang out with them like at all, Neon's feral enough, it's a fuckin' zoo when it's two of us. That's why nobody ever comes along when we go to Walmart either.

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neon how long have you and maverick been together? how did you meet?

"Hope ya don't mind me answerin' for 'im. Three years mate. Met when he was getting his back piece done by another artist in the industry."

[mavthemaverick]

ooh! maverick what's your favorite thing about neon?

"He's pocket sized chaos. Two of a kind the pair of us, except I've got height on 'im. He's like a little goblin, should hear him cackle in unbridled feral glee."

[mavthemaverick]

mav mav mav when are you two getting married

"We're gonna figure it out when he gets back from this haul. Gave me a promise ring, but I know he wants to get me something custom made with an obsidian inset as an engagement piece."

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Has Neon told you about the crew much? Any thoughts on them?

"He sends me emails when he can detailing what goes on. Sometimes Mousey sends 'em for 'im. I think it's fuckin hilarious the people he sees as younger siblings are not only older than him, but definitely give vibes they've got something going on between 'em. Warin is definitely his favorite to fuck with that's for sure. Feel bad the guy witnessed a perfection salad. Anya's great.

... Jimbo makes my balls itch. 'Nough said."

[mavthemaverick]

"I need so much morphine," he grumbles into the bedding. His body is revolting against him, muscles so tight he can't stretch them out and bones that ache from grinding against each other. It hurts.

Mav pets arterial red hair in sympathy, running fingers through tangled locks. There's not much he can do for his promised, unfortunately. Beyond wait for the meds that will hopefully knock his boyfriend out to kick in.

"Sorry love, hopefully you'll be out soon," he replies. Neon makes a pitiful sound as muscles in his back spasm and jump enough the bed shakes.

As much as heat will help, Mav doesn't want to contribute to Neon's temp spiking any higher. Even if his normal temp is in the ninety-eight to ninety-nine degree fahrenheit range. Thankfully, it's not much longer before Neon is asleep, already drooling on the pillow and consequently his face. No doubt he’ll wake up with strands of hair pasted to his face.

[mavthemaverick]

The thing about the two of them is there's no doubt they're feral. In different ways, but still feral.

It's quick kisses and sprints through windswept fields, splashing recklessly in creeks, play fighting in the dirt, wrestling and laughter. Despite the failing body of one, which only stops the frequency.

It's at home haircuts, impromptu karaoke, cooking and baking, finding bones and rocks. It's jeering at shows and movies with sarcastic comments, curled together doing their own things, existing in the presence of another.

It's 3am waffle house runs and freezer pizzas on bad days. It's talking about a life together where they have stupid fucking fruit trees and animals.

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how did neon react to you stealing cat converters

The absolute mad cunt practically mauled me right there in the restaurant. He tells every right bastard that'll listen that was the moment he knew he was gonna marry me.

(Translation: Neon finds it hot as hell.)

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Do you have any siblings?

Yeah, five. All older than me. The one closest to my age is ten years older than me, they were all basically out of the house by the time I was ten. The one ten years older than me is the arsehole who taught me how to steal cat converters from the church vans, fuckin' bin chicken.

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Good news, mama Neon is cool with her son being a cat.

[mavthemaverick]

How the hell am I going to explain this to your mother.

Meow

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Does neon sleep with a knife at home?

It's usually on the night stand. On bad days it's in his pocket or under his pillow, especially if his brain is convinced either himself or his family is in danger.

[mavthemaverick]

@the-true-tulpar-captain is convinced your boyfriend is flirting with Curly. Just so you know

What kinda mental gymnastics did he have to perform to come to that conclusion. Is the cunts brain fuckin broken? Neon doesn't date anyone who can't handle him at his most feral, swearing n all, and that's if he doesn't end up claiming them as family first. He's demiromantic as hell.