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Imperial protein cubes are a great meal with maximum convenience. Do not believe the Rebel Scum propaganda. I ate them every other day for dinner.

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@spacialshrimp sent me a lovely hammer with which to smash rebel snowspeeders, and I welcome both it and them with open arms

Those tow cables won’t stand a chance now that it’s HAMMER TIME

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Thank you for your message @spacialshrimp and for letting me play with your hammer shrimp

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*boop*

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT TODAY, IS THE DAY OF FOOLS, FOR THE PLANET "DIRT".

( YOU... HAVE SO MANY THAT THEY NEEDED A HOLY DAY? YOUR PLANET IS QUITE STRANGE. )

I ADVISE CAUTION, DO NO HARM, TAKE NO INSULT AND LEAVE NO DOUBT, AND... HAVE A MERRY FOOL'S DAY.

REMEMBER TO ASK YOURSELF...

WHO IS THE MORE FOOLISH, THE FOOL OR THE FOOL WHO FOLLOWS HIM.

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I appear to be under siege

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General Veers and Admiral Piett inspect Rebel contraband. These eggs are certainly not COMPNOR regulation.

They load the contraband onto their speeder for further inspection.

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Anything is more trustworthy than information from Admiral Motti.

Did you know, Lord Vader has committed war crimes? Even before he became a sith?

I never had time to dwell on Lord Vader's past. It took all my focus simply to survive under his command, day by day.

And frankly, I am still rather confused by what a Sith is.

-Admiral Piett

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Aren’t Sith the musicians in that bar on Tatooine?

Did you know, Lord Vader has committed war crimes? Even before he became a sith?

I never had time to dwell on Lord Vader's past. It took all my focus simply to survive under his command, day by day.

And frankly, I am still rather confused by what a Sith is.

-Admiral Piett

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Happy birthday to the incomparable General Veers!

- Admiral Piett

(OOC: Happy 89th birthday to Julian Glover!)

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And yet, as far as I’m aware, neither of you are seen as the definitive Galactic Authority on Armpured Transports.

Feeling vengeful. Going to haunt an AT-AT with General Veers. Might delete later.

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Does it still count as “haunting” if it’s more like “holoflix and chill” as the kids say?

Feeling vengeful. Going to haunt an AT-AT with General Veers. Might delete later.

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General Veers is dubious of Admiral Piett’s speeder bike. He claims the absence of the left steering handle makes it unsafe. Piett disagrees. He’s been flying this speeder bike for 30 years and isn’t about to send his faithful vessel to the trash compactor.

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Wanting to make up for the frequent Force choking and show that Piett is still his favorite admiral, Lord Vader seeks a gift.

He gets the largest pear he can find and presents it to Piett.

Unfortunately, the pear proves too much for Piett to handle.

General Veers rushes to rescue the Admiral.

Piett finds he likes the pear a little better in sliced form. He still isn’t very fond of it though.

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I believe our next scheduled mission is on a desert world, so being unfamiliar with plants won’t be an issue.

You don’t happen to know his marksmanship scores or his latest fitness test results, do you?

I've delivered the six pints of ice cream to the freezer in Blizzard 1. When will you be picking up Lieutenant Venka? - @ask-sad-ghost-piett

Next time I’m up on the Bridge I’ll pick him up - does he have a helmet, or will we have to issue him one?

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I've delivered the six pints of ice cream to the freezer in Blizzard 1. When will you be picking up Lieutenant Venka? - @ask-sad-ghost-piett

Next time I’m up on the Bridge I’ll pick him up - does he have a helmet, or will we have to issue him one?

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I also don’t believe he would be particularly suited to serving in the Army, Captain. However, I can’t imagine he is thriving in his current position, considering Admiral Piett’s opinions on him, and there are few things I would not consider for six pints of ice cream.

Enlistment quotas are hard

I'm running out of ideas

Offer them free Fluorescent Ice Cream. It works every time.

-Admiral Piett

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Then would I be able to convince you to turn a blind eye to my accepting five pints of double chocolate marshmallow ice cream to get him out of Piett’s hair?

Enlistment quotas are hard

I'm running out of ideas

Offer them free Fluorescent Ice Cream. It works every time.

-Admiral Piett

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… Can I ask interest you in another officer for your ship, Captain?

Enlistment quotas are hard

I'm running out of ideas

Offer them free Fluorescent Ice Cream. It works every time.

-Admiral Piett