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i can read the voynich manusript but im not telling anyone what it says because its honestly problematic as fuck
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even if sex scenes did only exist to make you horny (a ridiculous take that only exists in the minds of those bereft of analytical skills when it comes to film) ... even if that WAS true
"horny" is still a real and legitimate human experience to invoke. "this scene is there to make the viewer horny" yeah, and? the scene after is there to make you sad. film is just a bunch of scenes trying manipulate your shriveled up heart into feeling emotions, just embrace it
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presenting: the belgica expedition (1897-1899) as times justin or griffin mcelroy said 'boy' in monster factory videos
#this is. a monstrosity that only i will find funny i think#but#it's my boys#i've just been calling AdG 'my special boy' a lot and it reminded me of the monster factory boy compilation and now here we are#so. sorry for this. but ya know.#i spent like. hours making it.#so now you all have to see it too#this is what happens when i'm stuck on the couch all day#figs sillies#polar tag#belgica expedition#georges lecointe#adrien de gerlache#emile danco#madhouse at the end of the earth#i'm sooo normal about them#in the land of the penguins
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Briseis sketches
I finally made a design for her!
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Stop just asking "is it normal?" and start asking "is it harming anyone?" Lots of harmful things are normalized in this society and lots of things considered weird or rare are completely harmless. Whether something is considered normal or common shouldn't be the deciding factor in whether it's okay
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day 1 of classicstober! Cassandra of Troy
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
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i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother
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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months
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does anyone want to play sexual tension with me
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Low-key hilarious how 95% of Dragonborn end up with a Hoard. Absolutely peak intersection of narrative and game design. You consume ONE dragon soul and next thing you know you’ve got 175 wheels of cheese. You learn like 3 whole words in Draconic and you’ve got poor Lydia pack-muling candelabras across the fjords. I personally mostly Hoarded precious metals and gems, but I’ve seen people who Hoarded books and pelts and, like…there is No mechanical reward for this. Players just love to Hoard shit in that game. Absolute Dragon behavior.
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