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NEED someone to write this im begging

As far as today's bonus episode goes I don't think we should sleep on Glenn commenting on how hot it was that Darryl was getting, and I quote, "sucked dry" by a vampire (that just so happened to be Astarion from bg3). I'm just sayin', closeson au with vampire Glenn is right there y'all don't look away.

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Tried Lemon8 and decided I needed to return to my roots. I hate it there.

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It’s 3am grandpa music time

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Happy Glenn Close day!!!

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reading canine poetry though a whole lens now

smth smth the oak twins and canine poetry...blah blah

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Me @ second city prints

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Danny Gonzalez was onto something when he wrote Spooky Hoe because ya boi is ovulating tomorrow. Happy Halloweeve!

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yippee ki-ayo

Call that sus cowboy

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Turning my friend group’s quote book into incorrect dndaddies quotes for fun part 1

“Put that down. Next time you come to my class make sure to take your medicine.” - the urology teacher as Linc caries in a literal jar of piss

“Mae Hales, is it illegal to steal an elderly person’s hip? Asking for a friend.” - Taylor

“Normal is like a confused ninja turlte about to get pounced on by a big rat.” - Scary

“Now they’re calling me a perv, that’s crazy.” - Linc

“The more kids who go missing the more chicken sandwiches there are…” - Taylor, theorizing

“Come on, they’re beerbonging over there!” - Tony Pepperoni, mockingly

“WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?” - Scary to a ref

“You better be krissing us right now.” - Normal, though tears

“She is mutilating her dreams! Go, Scary! Go!” - Dood

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Tempted to write fanfics of my silly little guys because my boyfriend had his phone taken away a few days ago and I’m already starving for affection

I don’t know if this blog can get asks since it’s not my main but if I figure it out send in ship requests for fluffy little fanfics. If I don’t figure it out idk still find a way to send me ships. I haven’t written in a while so it might not be good but you know what I don’t care

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Can kings remain conscious?

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

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I love looking at dndads or taz art because it’s just like “aww there’s the lil guy that lives in my head :)”

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Hey guys this mostly is a dndaddies blog now so uh if you like dndads please be my mutual I need more dndad friends

dndads tumblr is so funny because i recognize everyone by username like “oh that’s the one who likes nark” or “oh that’s my hermie mutual”

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That one dungeons and daddies side plot

Prompt #1031

"It's actually a funny story, but yeah... we got married."

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Love this guy

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I love going to my grandma’s house because she always has a new Backyard Friend. She never intentionally gets them they just sort of show up. So far it’s two cats (one of which might be pregnant) and a rooster

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I was in little shop last year and I have a video of our Seymour busting it down sexual style after feeding Orin to the plant