Made myself a Christmas ornament. I’m quite pleased with it. by HellsBellsBetsyRoss
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sometimes book less about you reading it and more about it being your companion
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Ainsley: What is going on?
Malcolm: Oh, I need to keep my anxiety at the right level. So I’m using Darth Vader, the Joker and Godzilla’s roar to keep me in that sweet spot. I tried including Taylor Swift in the mix, but turns out I love her.
Ainsley: At least listen to it through headphones. I’m trying to sleep, good night.
Malcolm: Boy. Taylor was right. Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
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Dani: You’re pretty.
Malcolm: Yeah, pretty depressed.
Dani: …
Malcolm: …
Malcolm: You were flirting, weren’t you?
Dani: I was, but now I’m wondering if you’re okay.
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Ainsley:
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Malcolm: So you lied to me?
Martin: Well, that depends on how you define lying.
Malcolm: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define lying?
Martin: ...reclining your body in a horizontal position.
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Malcolm: I named my eraser “Confidence” because it gets smaller and smaller with every mistake I make.
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I will NEVER be over malcolm tricking all those robbers to shot each other…he wakes up everyday and chooses violence
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Not sure if this has been posted yet. Pretty sure this is from TVLine.
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i’m begging for you to take my hand, wreck my plans, that’s my man
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Welcome to New York // New Year’s Day // evermore
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Savage farmer
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