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Some fun things I wanna write for Angel and Natasha

Don’t know who Angel is? Click here to read more about her

1. Decorating Angel’s room

Angel doesn’t like her space to feel empty or plain. I think it would be cute to write a scene where Angel has just moved in to Avengers Tower and she asks Natasha to help her decorate because she really only feels comfortable allowing Nat into her room. Angel’s room is essentially her safe space and the way she decorates it reflects that. Also it would give Angel plenty of moments to look at Natasha’s arms while she’s lifting heavy stuff 😳

(Look at her arms 😍)

2. Skin care routine with Natasha

I personally have a head cannon that Natasha really loves skin care and has a really thorough skin care routine, and then at some point she discovers that Angel’s skin care routine is very basic and she ends up walking her through her own skin care routine and Angel is like slightly overwhelmed and Natasha finds it cute.

The inverse of this would be a blurb about Angel walking Natasha through her hair care routine. Angel’s hair is super long and soft and since she dyes it blue she has to make sure to take good care of it. She takes pride in her hair and always wants to make sure it looks and smells good. Natasha by contrast pretty much just does the basics. I think it would be kind of funny for Angel to walk Natasha through her hair care routine and Natasha is just like memorizing all the products she uses and remembering them for later.

Both of these require me to research skin and hair care more thoroughly 😭

3. First movie Night/Mario Kart with the Avengers

Angel takes some time to warm up to the Avengers and finally join them for movie/game nights. I wanna write a little excerpt about Angel finally joining Movie night with them and the chaos that ensues. They let her pick the movie and she chooses something like Finding Nemo or Jaws not only because she’s obsessed with Marine Biology but because she wants to watch Tony loose his mind over the inaccuracies of the science (which he sometimes gets wrong because he’s not a biologist)

Angel might not be at the center of the chaos, but she’s not beyond causing it and watching how it plays out. Her and Natasha would be huddled in the corner of the couch making teasing comments and making fun of them in hushed whispers.

I also think making a fic about Angel finally playing Mario Kart with the team after Tony relentlessly pesters her about it. Poor Angel is very confused because it’s her first time playing it and Natasha has to teach her how to do it

(which totally doesn’t involve putting her hands over Angel’s on the remote to show her which buttons to press.)

I think it also would be funny because the other Avengers would try to tease and mess with Angel and Natasha would shut it down with a glare (because no one is allowed to mess with Angel except her) and anytime someone tries to tease Natasha about her very obvious growing feelings for Angel she immediately threatens violence (Scary Natasha is under appreciated)

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ANGEL ART WORK

So I’ve been drawing Angel a lot just because I like to create a clear image of how they’re supposed to look in my head. I haven’t really liked any of the works to post them as how she officially looks, but I finally made one.

She’s so pretty I love her so much ❤️😍

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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We know Will asks Bedelia if Hannibal is in love with him. Do you think Hannibal ever asked Bedelia if Will could ever love him?

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APPRECIATION POST FOR ALL OF NAT’S DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES CAUSE GOD DAMN

(Her curly hair moments will always be my favs)

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Yelena: Last weekend, Kate and I went to a party, and this guy was openly flirting with her

Nat: That's annoying

Yelena: I have come to accept the reality that, with how attractive Kate is, people are going to hit on her

Nat: That's true I guess

Yelena: Anyway I handled the situation

Nat: What did you do?

Yelena: I shot him

Nat:

Maria: I think that's a valid response-

Nat: You would think that

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why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

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selfshippers

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Turning 22 today and I can't believe I'm closer to being 25 than I am to being 18 what the fu-🤮

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MCU Angel

AN: I just realized as I started writing this that there’s a lot about her character in the MCU that I can’t reveal. I’m currently working on a fanfiction for her and it has hella plot twists so there’s a lot I can’t say.

With that said I really wanna start writing for her and I feel like I can’t do that until I introduce this version of her. Unless stated in this or the story her background is roughly the same. Check out this post to see more.

Also this isn’t proofread. Sorry not sorry.

TW: CHILD ABUSE, HUMAN TRAFFICKING, IMPLIED SA, SUICIDAL IDEATION, SELF HARM, PTSD, TORTURE, MENTIONS OF DRUGGING.

Alright without further ado let’s go.

-Angel is 22 in this universe.

-Her love interest is Natasha Romanoff.

-Angel’s sister (Adrienne) was arrested for the murder of her father when she was 13, 6 years after her sister initially committed the act. This is when her life took a downward spiral.

-Angel was kidnapped at 15, rescued by a SHIELD team lead by Clint Barton 3 years later.

-She barely remembers the 3 years other than experiencing constant torture and being drugged. When she was interrogated all she said was that her name is Angel

-She had no clue why she was there and believed she was a victim of Human Trafficking. Under Fury’s orders the whole situation was left of record, but she was still under SHIED supervision.

-They allowed her to have a few years of normalcy, creating false records to allow her to go to college.

-After graduating, Nick Fury assigned Natasha Romanoff to train Angel, secretly wanting her to spy on and gather intel on Angel.

-Oof that’s a lot let’s get into some character stuff.

-Angel is eerily quiet, her footsteps are difficult to hear, and she can disappear like smoke.

-In the tower she seems to appear randomly. She scares the shit out of Tony constantly.

-As stated in her introductory post Angel has great aim and is trained with knives.

-Her first few weeks in the tower she snuck around and avoided Everton except Natasha and Clint, but she was always watching and waiting.

-trails her fingers over surfaces.

-Has a bad habit of picking at her nails and nail beds until they bleed.

-Sleeps with a knife under her pillow.

-Secretly still wants to be a Marine Biologist

-Unlike in her own universe, Angel hardly wears skirts or dresses. The only time she does so is when she feels safe.

-HATES hospitals. She despises anesthesia, sedation, or pain meds and IVs make her feel like she’s being poisoned. She hates the idea of being vulnerable and having no control

-This means she’s not a stoner in this universe

-Violently emotionally repressed. Doesn’t understand her emotions so she thinks something is seriously wrong with her physically when she starts to develop feelings for Natasha.

-Hates being coddled. Hates being comforted.

-Touch starved while also being touch repulsed. She feels like she’ll shatter if someone just gives her a really good hug and she refuses to do that in front of someone else.

-Shows she cares in small ways. As previously mentioned she’s not good with emotions, but her primary love language in the universe is acts of service.

-If she feels like someone’s not eating she’ll silently leave them some food.

-Always brings extra water in case anyone else needs it. Splits her food without thinking and always gives the other person the bigger half.

-Memorizes how everyone takes their coffee. Pays attention to details so she knows almost everything about everyone before they know anything about her.

-If someone complains about something being broken she’ll fix it without a word. If someone is cold she’s already handing them a second blanket.

-You get the point.

-Is a terrible liar. Good at deflection and half truths though.

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Just Nat and her love of sitting with her legs up in someway

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