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The day I decide to return to this blog ends up being the day Stan Lee dies :(

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Rest in Peace Stan

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RIP Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

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oh shit whaddup! I’m awful, but I’ve returned.

my computer was broken, and my sister fixed it last week(?), and I just now managed to get off my butt to actually start logging into things. 

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you know i larb you~

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Hey, so this is a masterlist for Marvel rp blogs, this includes characters from anywhere within the entire Marvel Multiverse(616, Mcu, XMcu, etc.) as well as OCs and multimuse blogs with characters from Marvel. to be added simply reblog this and tag what character you play and if they are an oc.

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I'm going out to dinner with my family, but if anyone wants to send me some memes (or just any ask), that would be rad!

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       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

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Peter Parker idolising Iron Man before Civil War (Manip AU)

From watching Tony’s first press conference with awe to worrying about his idol during the Battle of New York, Peter has always loved Iron Man.

(Because Peter being the kid in Iron Man 2 gave me so many feels)

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Send “You looked like you needed one” to give my muse a hug.

Or “I needed that” for my muse to give one to yours.

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Another (better?) tag drop

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nicknames: Mel, Mely, Melon Drop, Moony

gender: female

sign: cancer

height: 5′5"

sexuality: Bisexual/pansexual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

favorite animal: I don't know. Monkeys maybe?

average hours of sleep: 7, according to an app I have

number of blankets i sleep with:  depends on the season. Currently in the summer, none. But usually 2, a thin fleece blanket, and a thick comforter blanket

dream trip: Canada (to visit Payton), France, Spain (again), Japan  

dream job: writer, but currently got my sights on teaching

when i made this account: Literally like, a week ago? Well, I made the blog maybe 2-3 weeks ago, but I started posting a week ago

why i made this account: I went to visit my sister, and they logged me into their Google account, and we spent the weekend watching Marvel movies. After watching Spiderman: Homecoming, I thought "I have to make a May blog ASAP." And I did

followers: 34

tagged by @rosesxnxvodka

tagging: @prxtegit @spiderpcter @spiderpappa @spidrcy @thickcrskiin @amongstmortals and anyone else who sees this

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wow wow wow. thanks so much for following me guys, it means a heck of a lot, so in honour of this baby milestone i’m doing a giveaway! but first let me give a few shout outs to some of my faves!!          @vihgilant : the actual love of my life you are a blessing and i’m so happy to finally get to rp with you after all this time. you bring joy to me every single day and you mj is no disappointment in doing so as well.           @smartergenius : okay youre like really bad at replying but its fine because we’ve been friends for 25 years and we’re both trash disasters. anyway, ily and all of our terrible ideas they’re the worst!         @osbcrned : biiiiitch. we only became friends a few weeks ago but i am so happy to have you as part of meme squad. you are a genuine pleasure to have around in the gc.          @spiderauntie : wowie. aunt may irl? i think the heck yes. you’re so wonderful in your portrayal of may, i’m shook to the floor with every reply. you’re also super sweet and considerate and i appreciate you.         @marveliing : i know we just started talking a few days ago but you are great, and i have to include you in this little blurb section. i can’t wait to interact with you more both ic and ooc.                 aaaand some more people i haven’t spoken to as much (or at all)  but i still absolutely adore:  @endurraesa @givenlegacy @gwcndolyne  @iignigena  @neverdefeated  @outlawiism @pyrewcrk @starredshield @whatupkaren @cshes @dieamonster @txtbooknarcissism @vpctts @firefated @boybcnd @auntlarb @unbreakablewidow @liqucrbcund @thrvma @hisstark @hisstrange @suitofarmxr @elataan @remembersall @guiltend @withblades @egoire @emeritvspidey @friendlyspiderbite @mxpotts @mayparkxr               i’m sure i missed many of you, and many more knew people who i have yet to discover, but if you’re following me please know that you’re appreciated even if you aren’t on this tiny little list. it doesn’t mean i don’t love you. if i could put all 300+ names on here i would. NOW!! ON TO THE GIVEAWAY. rules are simple: be following me, reblog to enter, rp blogs only. ends on: June 20th. what do you win??? a theme background and/or blog promo edited by yours truly!! you can chose one or both its up to you my friend. if you need help with theme coding to fit the background just let me know and i’ll help. EXAMPLES OF MY BACKGROUNDS: (x) (x) (x) EXAMPLES OF MY PROMOS: (x) (x) (x) thanks again everybody. you’re amazing and i’m so happy to be here with all of you. -king

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Someone

please

give

me

validation

Concept: As.hley Gre.ene as a younger May

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Concept: As.hley Gre.ene as a younger May

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"Well, yeah. I mean, I definitely oversimplified the concept. The hundred and twenty grand was paid over the course of four years, and it was for tuition and housing, and I took other classes, but that's mainly the gist of it. It's... Yeah, it's a pretty common thing, going to college."

“I paid a hundred and twenty thousand dollars for someone to tell me to read Jane Austen, and then I didn’t!”