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tit is wild yall

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rescuing steve the pigeon is a phil comfort video and one of the top pieces of hiatus content that shit was so serious if you weren’t there you could never understand how earth shattering it was to see dan filming in the elevator and actually talking and laughing behind the camera and filming phil on the sofa in their lounge like omggggggg him filming phil sitting outside talking to the vet and walking the streets of london and his laugh when steve comes back all healed is so dear to me like you just know in that quarantine they spent hours watching steve and scraggy and the other birds on their balcony just going “aw that’s us :)”

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this may be naive but could you tell your parents you’re doing something else? like hanging out with a friend or going to the cinema or something like that?

My whole family has “find my friends” on for each other so that wouldn’t work :( but thank you for trying

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actually yeah I’m devastated that Dan and Phil are coming to my tiny city and I can’t see them because their tour description talks about being gay and I live with my family and simply would not be able to explain or go because my family is very very homophobic :( I wish I can just run into them when they’re here but I know that’s very unlikely.

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me following the titspoilers and tit spoilers tags because I won’t be able to see Dan and Phil (tour description talks about how they’re gay so that simply won’t fly in my household) but I’m excited to live through everyone and watch the show if they record it :)

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"phil where - bwuhhh - d'you know which you - do you know where you, where the, where thewherethe pee comes out? The pee is stored in the balls"

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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Did Phil Lester seriously say “are we getting a bit brokeback over here,” when they out the cowboy outfits on in the TATINOF video? lmao “phan theories” my ass you are the phan theorist

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they should do a reaction video where instead of asking people to tag them in things they just rawdog the phan tumblr tag

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“Invisible thread theory! Did you hear about that? We have a thread connecting us wherever we go and if we go to far we’ll have a heart attack.”

I can’t deal with them

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so phil i would say the biggest phan theory is phan

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Phil Lester is psychic I fear. He was right about Mr Beast even if he was joking 🫣

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Seeing Kaylia Nemour win the bars final actually made me cry I love seeing Arab/North African people winning. The way she just starts tearing up in relief after she stuck that landing 😭😭😭

Also Suni Lee getting bronze too! I genuinely love her and am so proud of her.

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Someone buy this for Phil Lester

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One thing about a subjective Dan vs Phil is that Dan will say Phil won. And if he doesn’t, Phil will just look at Dan. And Dan will say “oh my god fine!”

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Guys I just remembered the “I have spent the majority of 2016 with one person…” and how Phil called Dan up on stage when he won “Best British Creator,” 😭😭😭😭

And Dan then clapping for Phil on stage and saying “Phil Lester everybody!” They are soulmates fr fr

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I want more people to know that while the Palestine Olympic team consists of only 8 athletes, at least 69 Palestinian Olympic athletes have been killed since October 2023. This includes athletes who were going to compete in these games and retired athletes such as Majed Abu Maraheel, the first Palestinian Olympian, who died of kidney failure in a refugee camp product of lack of medical treatment.

Remember them during these games.