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Every single day non stop.

Every damn day forever.

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"Oh John I envy you so much.

Your mind it's so placid, straight-forward, barely used.

Mine is like an engine, racing out of control. A rocket, tearing itself to pieces, trapped on the launch pad...

I NEED A CASE!!!" - Sherlock

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I had stopped this a long time ago. It is way more preferable to build a more exotic sensual profile and approach to men than trough the ordinary ways.

As far as for long term relationships, you have to be alpha... and find out a beta male. To get married and such on... I don't have this in my mind yet, but I know it doesn't roll any other way. Or else you will have to deal with the mechanics.

Any other INTJ ladies out there who can’t seem to stop dating emotionally unavailable engineers no matter what they do? Or is that just me?

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I have an ISFJ friend from since high school. He is the only person I have contact with after college.

Think about John Watson with Sherlock. He is like my John Watson... hahahah Traditionalist, I never got why he stood talking with me while ALL the others I know have fled from my existence (mostly out of fear of me being a psychopath as rumors get around). He is so tight and funny. He also comes off as rude to anyone he met (but to me that's cute). I play with his mind always whenever he gets obvessed with getting me to "be more normal, like him". So I never had problems with him... we never fought or went violent with words with one another or spoke behind my back (differetly from other people).

I find so weird how an INTP I knew and was friends with (at least I had it on my mind) but... he went complete psychotic with me and I didn't matter how much I asked what I did wrong, he just wouldn't give a solid answer so I cut off completely forever out of my life.

How funny that absolutely nobody talks to me like this ISFJ talks to me. It's something I really appreciate... - INTJ

What do INTJ’s feel about ISFJ’s?

I don’t really know many ISFJs (that I’m aware of), but I knew one in college who used to cross himself at random times during conversation, and I’d get so confused trying to figure out what kind of blasphemy I was spouting that day. It wasn’t until a year later when he told me he just always does the sign of the cross whenever he sees an image of Jesus, and my roommate had one on our wall. So…yeah. That’s all I’ve got.

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If you reason quantum entanglement and multiverse infinitude... also the heat death of the universe (materials close to zero kelvin become quantum superfluids)... The end of each universe on the multiverse would result in another Big Bang one Planck lenght different from another which implies that there are infinite big bangs happening all the time troughout the multiverse where all possibilities of all possibilities happen.

I don't like getting "spiritual" with this...

Ok is it an INTJ thing? When having a conversation with someone to say somthing just for the shock factor or say something just purely to see their reaction. I find myself doing this a lot and I think it's so fun for some reason.

Hey Anon, that sounds kinda manipulative. Maybe don’t do that. 

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Engage on Extraverted Sensing (Se) to bring more details to your plan become easier to conceive into action.

Hey INTJs (or any type, for that matter): How do you make big life decisions? I may be good at offering other life advice but this is one area where I really struggle. Every time I'm faced with a life choice I spend so much time weighing possible outcomes and visualizing all the various ways each choice could plan out that I feel paralyzed. Anyone have good tips for breaking out of the paralysis, working through decision anxiety and figuring out how to, uh, live life?

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"Sticking with Ethics so I can pass as a person who seems with Moral integrity." -INTJ

reblog with the least stereotypical thing you do according to your mbti type

i cry A LOT.

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intp: What do we want?

isfp: WEED!

intp: When do we want it?

isfp: WEED!

intp: Bro, you already said that-

isfp: What do we want?!

intp: WEED-!

intp: I’m confused