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[mc-baby]

nah i can eat them whole *unhinges jaw and swallows the baby restaurant whole* :3

wait no help *choking*

[mc-baby]

i have to eat a baby restaurant

[mc-baby]

dude we need extra cheese

[mc-baby]

so this popped into my head earlier via dream, thoughts?

[mc-baby]

This episode of Bluey is called: Welcome to the Black Parade

[mc-baby]

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

[mc-baby]

almost McThere!

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Whoops, looks like I reblogged this! Definitely don't do that

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

[mc-baby]

yes please McLeave me on my own in a room full of explosives!

Explosives UwU.

[mc-baby]

but it's McTasty :(

apparently lead paint is poisonous :(

wait but it's still edible right?

[mc-baby]

You know, the guy with horns who has a knife collection in the basement that appeared after someone started talking gibberish

@offical-firefox-nightly pls can i get a new McTeddy Bear? i fed mine to that guy in the basement

[mc-baby]

@offical-firefox-nightly pls can i get a new McTeddy Bear? i fed mine to that guy in the basement

[mc-baby]

i think the answer is McObvious here

(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)

[mc-baby]

@important-question-anon sorry if you haven't seen me before I'm kinda new, anyway here's a picture of Optimus prime I drew that looks so bad a toddler could've drawn it (which is fitting ig)

[mc-baby]

forg

[mc-baby]

Nautical stuff

Musicals

The paranormal + zombies

Linguistics

Ways to bury a body (I know from experience)

How tasty pineapple on pizza is 😋

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

[mc-baby]

Lead McTastes good, plus I don't want to say in my parent's establishment cause I infested it with fire ants to take revenge on it

Hi

legally this is a gimmick blog

illegally this is real

i use he/him

no NSFW shit. One, because I’m uncomfortable with it. Two, because I’m a minor

not giving my main

@its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @femboy-hooters-official @the-magic-spencers @literally-hottopic @real-winn-dixie @google-news-official @official-microsoftedge @officially-mcdonalds

hi. I exist.