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Archie realizing he is bisexual in his 30s but panicking because he is so far behind in his gay education he hardly knows how to gay, goes to the riverdale gay bar and freaks out because they ask him if he is into twinks or bears and he has flashbacks to that time he fought a bear and goes home in survival mode, and jughead is there like hey archie what's wrong dude did someone try to kill you again? but archie is like no jug i don't think i can do this bisexuality thing, betty makes it look so effortless but she doesn't get asked if she is into twinks or bears because everyone knows she is into woman who kill, and jug is like hey pal calm down I'm sure we can find a way to help you out. so they visit gay kevin for a crash course in gay but kevin is soooo condescending and gatekeeps gay because he doesn't want more dating competition, so jughead is like archie pal we have been going about this whole thing wrong we must ask the bisexuals. and they go ask fangs and toni but they assume that jughead is tagging along because he too is bisexual and toni says why don't you two come to the bi night at the white worm you can meet other bi people. so archie and jughead show up together to the bar but everyone assumes that they are a couple and keep refering to jughead as his partner and archie is like yeah haha my partner in crime. and the next day everyone thinks that jughead also came out when cheryl sends them a fruit basket and a congrats bert and ernie card.

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Betty Cooper loved to put on a suffocating H&M sweater with a skinny jean and an ankle boot and then brush her hair back into a ponytail so tight it looked painted on . That’s how I knew she was batshit crazy from the moment I saw her

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everything comes back to you

jarchie & this town- niall horan

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we approached them with nothing but RESPECT. kj was so sweet and willing. the big headed bitch on the right had the craziest attitude. nd he grasping onto kj like someone was tryna snatch him. girl relax.

and bitch you're not even fitted. like yk your new show just came out, you're trending. your girlfriend was just in hustlers. don't walk around riverdale looking this crazy. trench coat buttoned to the TOP and these ballerina ass slippers. what's going on?

idk is she was fizzle rocked out or what????

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“you construct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men.”

archie x men x violence - spitting teeth by june henry

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me and my gay son’s gay friends— lot of fruits in this generation of the gang but as long as their wrists aren’t too limp to move drugs i can’t complain! #serpentpride #onceincollege

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“it’s social suicide”

jughead 1x10 - ballad of a homeschooled girl by olivia rodrigo

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2017 / 2025

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ive always loved the way they love

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hello followers changed my username ! riverdalegay > mcrdale 😸

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do you think we’ll ever see fifi again.

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(tw: blood, guns, SH)

i think the apple’s rotten right to the core 🍏

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he’s taking drag inspo

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we used to have characters named papa poutine and small fry :( we used to have television :(