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smoke

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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

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i really want two friends who will “beastie boy” my dialogue by yelling rhymes after I say everything

me: im going to the store to get some WATER

them: SOFIA COPPOLA IS FRANCIS FORD’S DAUGHTER

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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why is there not enough discussion on saul and skyler’s relationship… they should’ve interacted more in canon but like. think abt it

skyler is this competent blonde woman who’s extremely smart and good at scamming (and pretty! and associated with blue!) and she has the biggest dipshit husband ever.

saul who is oh so desperately trying to keep his unloving sleazeball act up is failing bc. my God does this woman remind him of kim in the saddest way possible (ntm they start interacting more post gale death, when shit i’d argue really starts falling apart… Hmmm). he still acts like a dick to her but… in a protective way i feel. like he doesn’t want her to be nice to him or get close to him but still showing he has her back in his own fucked up way

and saul being soooo pissed that walt bagged this perfect woman and he’s still being a disrespectful shit like saul might be misogyny queen but even he was weirded tf out w walt…

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mcwexler cyberbullying dream team

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- police dogs being reliable

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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Coping with life is hard, time to draw cats

Bonus behind the cut:

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mutsumi's hot pink glittery guitar....

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Just like with zionists, in every scary hypothetical lies a truth they wish for you to ignore.

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JMM

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kim wexler is already perfect but if kim was a princely bifauxnen butch she would be the character ever

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Penguin Walk, 2009-04-03

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mailroom mcwexler... studying for jimmy's bar exam (he will not pass)

technically done for the mcweek prompt but I never did any of the other prompts + am just now uploading to tumblr

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forgive them, for they do know not what they do

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1920s car erotica (from Wheels and Curves—Erotic Photographs of the Twenties by Walter Honsheidt, scanned by WeirdVintage)