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Of course, whenever you see it mist fitted, your Excellency.

It is an absolute pleasure to announce the pregnancy of my dear wife @martha-washington-official . We both are more than happy to be able to welcome another member to this family. The child will be expected in summer, somewhat around July.

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Congratulations, your Excellency and first Lady! Shall there be a baby shower?

It is an absolute pleasure to announce the pregnancy of my dear wife @martha-washington-official . We both are more than happy to be able to welcome another member to this family. The child will be expected in summer, somewhat around July.

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Are you certain, sir? O- Oh, yes! I had forgotten you were not here to hear.

A question to all the friendly helpers around here: If I was to need forgiveness for something extremely stupid I did. What gift should I get a woman that I am married to but that's of course not Martha because this question is purely hypothetical and this situation would never occur as I would never do something stupid or dangerous.

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I think that might just do it! I shall keep this all in mind with Tench as well... Any other hypothetically situations to prepare for, general?

A question to all the friendly helpers around here: If I was to need forgiveness for something extremely stupid I did. What gift should I get a woman that I am married to but that's of course not Martha because this question is purely hypothetical and this situation would never occur as I would never do something stupid or dangerous.

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... Might I suggest a trip to the dollar store that supplies plenty of delightful little chocolates? Maybe a bouquet, or card to make it a bit more festive?

A question to all the friendly helpers around here: If I was to need forgiveness for something extremely stupid I did. What gift should I get a woman that I am married to but that's of course not Martha because this question is purely hypothetical and this situation would never occur as I would never do something stupid or dangerous.

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Yourself as well, sir! Now... hypothetically speaking, of course... how badly- as the kids say these days: did you "done fucked up"?

A question to all the friendly helpers around here: If I was to need forgiveness for something extremely stupid I did. What gift should I get a woman that I am married to but that's of course not Martha because this question is purely hypothetical and this situation would never occur as I would never do something stupid or dangerous.

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Sir... I have many questions.

A question to all the friendly helpers around here: If I was to need forgiveness for something extremely stupid I did. What gift should I get a woman that I am married to but that's of course not Martha because this question is purely hypothetical and this situation would never occur as I would never do something stupid or dangerous.

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Did you hear that on Lin Manuel Miranda’s auto bio he films Christopher Jackson having sex with Salma Hayek? Everyone’s talking about Prince Henry’s cock, why don’t we talk about this?

I'm sorry... WHAT!?

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Have you proposed yet

we know you have the ring box mr

No... Not yet...

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Oh?

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last night was something else, you good?

I shall be alright. *nods lightly* I understand I had upset Laurens, I only hope I can make it up to him soon.

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I still apologize, Jack... She had just appeared, and I didn't see her under any supervision.

John and Alex have babies!

I've seen! Aren't they adorable?

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*holds her away* Apologies, dear, but I think your patriarch calls for you. *chuckles*

John and Alex have babies!

I've seen! Aren't they adorable?

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*yelps and turns around* J- John! You nearly gave me a heart attack there... I haven't seen you in so long, how do you fare? *looks down at Nelly and then at him* Ah, my apologies. She were just here babbling, and I didn't see anyone around.

John and Alex have babies!

I've seen! Aren't they adorable?

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You haven't tried a bite? Oh good. It is impossible to actually do so, I think perhaps mine was burnt. Doesn't matter, not even some salt could fix that horrid taste.

John said he didn't like you at first 💀 whyyyy

Because he was a damn lamppost that need glasses and he alredy forget he said he almost kissed me in that moment

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Ah... I do not understand baby babble but I suppose that is clear enough. *picks her up* How are you, little one?

John and Alex have babies!

I've seen! Aren't they adorable?

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Are you scared of lil bitty baby nelly?

Am not. She just... momentarily spooked me.