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just somthin about that... progresso chimken noodle soomp

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Hey guys so like 3 months after this post was made i just remembered that uggs were a really popular thing for a while

i wish i wasnt allowed to think

why? You ask?

Shoes but the inside is carpet :^/////

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Whats poppin the woods by my house are on fire but can i focus on that? no. what i Am focused on, however, is that a couple weeks back i picked up a really nice collectors edition book of all of Shakespeare's works (thickass book) and im just thinkin about how the footnotes are as long as the actual fucking plays.

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"You're gonna burn in hell!" Yeah what do you think i'm trying to do my hands are cold as fuck

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*downloads a voice memos app and fills it with my screams*

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*boils a pot of holy water over hellfire to make Really Fucking Weird pasta*

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im a big spooky fan. whoosh.

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Man if all the gods were around id be so fuckin pissed-id roll up to fucken Bragis house or some shit and be like "man what the fuck i've been trying to draw this shit for three days"

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:) Maybe the real ghost haunting my house :) :) was inside me all along :) :) :) :) :)

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Man i miss the days when i was a kid and people would call me shy when i didn't talk to people like whoops sorry to disappoint but it's actually because I'm a big bastard and i hate everyone

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under which circumstances?

ok so how illegal is it to eat human flesh tho

asking for myself

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ok so how illegal is it to eat human flesh tho

asking for myself

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*dangles my hand over the edge of my bed and laces fingers with the demon*

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If you catch me wearing victorian inspired suits that is none of your business!!! If you catch me growing my hair long and dying it white stay out of it!!! If you catch me in the pale light of the moon with what could only be bloodstains on my lace necktie and around my mouth It Does Not Concern You!!!

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my wheat thins are fucking gone