meatmechapilot

[meatmechapilot]

Reverse Tropes: Too Many Beds

Summary: Eren and Levi are Paranormal Investigators, who followed a fairy right into a trap in a mattress store in a shitty strip mall… From this post about reverse tropes: too many beds.

"This fairy is a pervert!" Eren declared. For the whole day, Eren and Levi were chasing a fairy all over town. Finally, when they thought they had the fairy cornered in a parking lot, the fairy slipped away into one of the buildings surrounding the parking lot. The Paranormal Investigators gave chase, and that was how they found themselves locked in a mattress store in a shitty strip mall. As soon as the fairy led them inside, it proceeded to spring its trap for the duo. The mattress store shifted uncomfortably around their ears, until it was turned into some sort of a pocket dimension with no windows and doors, and no furniture except for beds as far as the eye can see.

Eren and Levi fumbled around the room, trying to find an exit. This is when the fairy proceeded to inform them that the only way to get out the dimension is to have sex with each other on every bed in the room.

"There's like a million beds in here!" Eren protested, "it is not physically possible!"

"Don't panic, and try to remember the fairy lore." Levi told Eren. There was no hint of panic in his voice, and Levi's calmness also calmed Eren down.

"Fairies can't create things from nothing," Eren said, he was very knowledgeable about his paranormal lore, when he was not panicking. "The room just looks endless, and there should only be as many real beds in here as there was before we showed up. Therefore, having sex on every bed here is actually doable." Eren finished his analysis of the situation.

"The store is not that big, and I saw maybe a dozen bed displays before the fairy casted the illusion. The fairy's condition should hardly be a hardship." Levi replied. "I'm sure we will be done in no time." Levi was secretly pleased that in order to break out of a fairy's trap, sex with Eren was on the table. Levi had wanted to bend Eren over a desk since they became partners a little under a year ago. Despite all the bullshit the job entails, being a Paranormal Investigator has its perks.

"What type of fairy was this one again?" Eren asked. He knew there were some fairies that were tricksters, who loved trapping unsuspecting humans in their games. Most fairies were fairly harmless, just inconvenient, but there were some fairies that were quite dangerous, and their tricks usually resulted in grievous injuries or even death.

"This one doesn't seem so bad," Levi replied, he was not phased in the least from the fairy's tricks, not least because he stands to benefit.

"Did the fairy ever say what counts as sex again?" Eren asked. "No, it did not. The sex could be full intercourse or just jerking each other off." Levi was really hoping the fairy would only accept full intercourse as its condition, but he would take whatever he can get.

"Curse the trickster fairy and its vague requirements." Eren was still complaining, still unsure whether Levi was annoyed at the conundrum they found themselves in, or if he didn't mind.

Eren secretly didn't mind having sex with Levi to get out of the trap. From the beginning, he thought Levi was really hot. It was just that Levi usually seemed so bored and annoyed at human interactions outside work; although he could be nice due to the professionalism of being partners. Most of the time, Eren didn't know if Levi also found Eren himself to be annoying, and whether he liked or disliked him as a person.

"The only way to find out is to try it out, and the faster we do that, the faster we can get out of here." Levi said, trying not to sound too eager. He's been thinking of ways to ask Eren out on a date for a while, but somehow, the timing never works out, and they would get interrupted by one thing or another. Maybe he could use this opportunity to convince Eren that they should be a couple. Judging by the number of beds, he had quite a few chances.

They picked the biggest bed and flopped down onto it. Levi began to remove his jacket, while Eren did the same with his. When they were both sufficiently undressed, Levi approached Eren, and they stared at each other awkwardly.

“So, I guess we should just do it, I guess.” Eren stated lamely.

Levi placed his hand on Eren’s shoulders to steady him, “maybe we should start with kissing.” He suggested.

“Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.” Eren agreed. Hearing this, Levi immediately moved toward Eren. Eren tilted his face up and closed his eyes, unsure of what to do.

Levi got close and said, “How about we start by just touching, and see if just getting off is counted as sex?”

“Yeah, I don’t think I can just start having straight up sex out of the blue,” Eren said, “but we should probably still make out first, to get in the mood.”

“If we want to get out anytime soon, we should probably stop talking and start kissing then.” Levi said, and before Eren could reply, he closed the distance between them and captured Eren’s lips.

Eren was startled at first, but quickly lost all his misgivings and leaned into the kiss. Levi’s lips were soft and warm, so the kiss was very pleasant. Eren instinctively opened his mouth a little. Levi’s tongue probed a little, seeking permission to take it farther. Eren parted his lips some more, and Levi took the opportunity to take the kiss to the next level, and soon they were panting on the bed.

Levi undid both his and Eren’s pants. He grabbed Eren’s hand and put it on his own crotch, then wrapped his hand on Eren’s dick and started to stroke. Eren had started to do the same to Levi, and they were both hard within minutes.

Between the kissing and the handjobs, Levi was close to coming, and he could feel that Eren was close as well. Levi changed his pace of stroking in the midst of Eren’s moans, and a second later, Eren came. Eren had enough presence of mind to keep stroking Levi’s dick during his orgasm, until Levi came not long after.

They broke apart and panted next to each other on the bed, hoping that this would work, and that it counted toward the sex quota to break out of the fairy’s trap. It sure felt like it should count. Suddenly the bed started to move and dumped the couple onto a rug on the floor before disappearing.

“I guess that answers the question on whether handjobs count,” Levi observed.

“That’s probably the best outcome, considering there are probably ten to fifteen beds in here,” Eren said, “it might take a while.”

"Well, we best get to it then." Levi smirked, and dragged Eren onto another bed to begin another round.

Epilogue: Eren and Levi were rescued by another team after their fifth round. Both of the Paranormal Investigators were no worse for the wear, except for some hand cramps. After debriefing the Bureau on the fairy, they decided to go on a real date, and maybe find out if they can go all the way.

[meatmechapilot]

It's Domaystic 2024!

Hello, hello! This is the third year of DOMAYSTIC, a domestic trope based prompt event running in May :D

This is the main post for the event and in the picture above there are the prompts.

They're 31 prompts (no alts this time), but they are also divided in three main categories, which I loosely labelled as "people from everyday life" from 1 to 10; "things from everyday life" from A to J; and "general-container-stuff that can be bent to one's own desires" from roman number I to X. Plus, at the very end, a free choice option (we never had one and the days are not even ahahah).

List of prompts

Category: people from everyday life 01. driver 02. shop assistant 03. plumber 04. public servant 05. teacher 06. receptionist 07. mechanic 08. health professional 09. baker 10. landlord

Category: things from everyday life A. konmari B. me/us time C. shopping points D. odd appliances E. building renovations F. frozen G. memento H. wild animal I. ritual J. dreadful weather

Category: general-container-stuff I. proverb II. tutorial III. poll IV. numbers V. emergency VI. quiz VII. cliché VIII. art IX. official document X. song

* free choice

Guidelines, tags example, AO3 link under the cut!

General rules and guidelines

Domaystic is open to any fandom or original content.

Any kind of media is welcome. You choose your way of expression.

There are no limits/restrictions on how your fill should be.

There’s a total of 31 prompts for 31 days.

To join the event one can do a prompt a day following the list as it is; or following the sequence they prefer; or only the ones of their liking, even just one.

Or, and this is my challenge proposition for anyone who wants to take it: try to combine one prompt from each one of the three categories + the free choice. Which in total would produce 10 fills + 1 if all are done.

Share your work anywhere you want or keep it to yourself, that's fine. If you share it on tumblr and tag this blog, I’ll reblog it.

If you also want to combine these prompts with another fandom event, that's okay.

Domaystic runs actively throughout May; if you join or tag the blog on a later date, that's fine too, I just reblog on a lower pace after May is over.

In case of lengthy posts on tumblr, use the "read more" option: ctrl-shift-k on rich text; [[*MORE*]] on html (remove asterisks)

AO3 collection

The domaystic2024 collection is open from May, 1st: click here - info and prompts are also on the profile page.

Tagging your tumblr post:

Mention the blog in your post @domaystic - tracked tag: #domaystic2024

State the fandom name or if it is original content

State if it is sfw or nsfw

Please, always TAG PROPERLY for any trigger warning. I will base my own reblog on your tags so, please, take even a moment longer to carefully tag it. I hope all participants to stay safe in this event.

Here’s an example:

It took me 2 nights to write this @domaystic, look at my stuff! #domaystic2024 #[fandom name or original content] #[sfw or nsfw] #[trigger warnings that I get from your post] tw

And this is it! For any question, doubt, etc. the askbox is always open :)

Hi @thebigbangblogproject, can you reblog this? Thanks :D

[meatmechapilot]

Domaystic 2023 is back!

link to bigger image: click here

[Image description: a blue clothes hanger with clips where socks are drying under the sun; among the socks the word domyastic is separated in three parts and hanged as well. On the right side: the list of 31 prompts and 5 alternatives.]

Hello! This is THE post for DOMAYSTIC 2023 :D

Domaystic is the combination of “domestic” and “May” and it’s a prompt event run on May based on the domestic trope: anything inside, outside, beside the house or that has that normalcy flavor of everyday life.

If any of these prompts inspire your muse, please, don’t hesitate and join!

Text prompts

01 Housewarming   02 A stash of…   03 List   04 Packed lunch    05 Learning something new   06 Under the same umbrella    07 Stained clothes   08 The things in that drawer    09 Mistaken identity   10 Bath   11 Volunteering   12 Crisis    13 Taking turns   14 Parade   15 Junkmail    16 Sleeping habits   17 Marked date on calendar    18 Discount at favourite store   19 Police at the door    20 In the nearby park   21 Handmade gift   22 S/o on the local news    23 Small couch   24 Secret language   25 Misdialed calls    26 Sounds from above   27 Passage through a fence 28 Recycling   29 Lottery   30 Feeling of doing nothing    31 Midnight snack

Alternatives

A. No, no, don’t lift it!   B. There’s a … in the room! C. Stop the car, now!   D. Look, I made it work! E. Oh, I can’t wait to do it!

Text prompts in German: click here Text prompts in Spanish: click here Text prompts in Italian: click here Text prompts in French: click here

Lots of text under the cut!

Keep reading

[meatmechapilot]

Domaystic2022 is live

Hello! Although it’s still Saturday 30th of April where I live, according to my world clocks, somewhere on this beautiful planet we live on, it’s Sunday, May 1st 2022, which means that Domaystic2022 has started!! Yuppiii～ :D

[in picture, the image of a fridge with the list of prompts: you can read them all on the prompts page on tumblr click here or on ao3 profile page click here ]

The AO3 collection is officially OPEN!

If you want to check again the general guidelines click here

Remember the tags for you posts here on tumblr. Here’s the example from the about page:

#domaystic2022 #day1 #[extraA - E if alternative prompt is used] #[fandom name or oc] #[sfw or nsfw] #[trigger warnings that I get from your post] tw

I decided to open this now so that I won’t mess up by rushing posts much closer to the date. The ask box is always open for any question or message. ;)

[meatmechapilot]

Domaystic Drabbles - Light Bulb

Summary: Domaystic 2022 Alternate A: Will you change the bulb, please?

Levi got home from work, and decided to start on dinner. He went to the kitchen and flipped on the light switch in the room. The room flooded with light, then promptly went dark again.

"Great," Levi grumbled. The light on the ceiling started flickering on and off for a few minutes, until it finally died for good, leaving the kitchen in complete darkness.

Just then, the front door opened, and Levi heard "I'm home!" from Eren.

"Perfect timing," Levi called from the kitchen, "change the light bulb for me, will ya?"

[meatmechapilot]

End of 2024 Writing Progress Report

Total wordcount so far for my main ao3 profile:

This is how much I wrote and uploaded in 2024

I didn't write as much in 2024 compared to 2022 and 2023. I only started writing and posting in October of 2022, so I would say that my productivity was really high from October 2022 to around June of 2023. Then my productivity dropped off from July 2023 until March 2024 (I only uploaded 3 fics in that period.). From April 2024 until December 2024, I was a little better productivity wise but still could not match when I first started to write. There were a couple of months where I didn't write much at all.

For next year, I'm going to try to be more consistent with writing and posting fic. My new year writing resolution is to write and upload a one shot at least once a month.

[meatmechapilot]

[meatmechapilot]

Sugar Baby Diaries

Chapter 3: Christmas!

Chapter 2

Eren ground down on Levi's crotch, causing the older man to groan. Levi is currently sitting in a chair in his penthouse, his hands cuffed behind his back while Eren is performing an obscene lap dance for him.

Normally, Levi would be too happy to receive a lap dance from Eren, but today he is feeling quite frustrated since he can only look at Eren and feel the sensations, but he can't reach out and touch. Adding to the frustration is the fact that this is happening on Christmas, which is his birthday to boot. As the birthday boy, Levi thought that he should not be restrained, and should be able to touch as much as he likes.

Eren just then ground down on Levi's crotch again, rubbing on the older man’s hard dick. Levi tried to thrust up for more friction, only for Eren to give him a sly smile and moved away from the older man again. When he was a good distance away, Eren reached out and put his hand on Levi's dick and started to stroke. "This feels painful," Eren purred, clearly angling for a reaction from Levi. "Do you want me to do something about it?" The boy said in a teasing manner.

"Either ride me, or take the cuff off of me, so I can pound you into the mattress." Levi commanded. Eren didn't pay him any mind, but responded by giving Levi's dick a light squeeze, while making sure Levi still had no relief. In almost a year that Levi had known Eren, he noticed that the boy had a mischievous streak. However, Eren rarely displayed it when they were together, since they were always preoccupied with having sex whenever they would meet up.

Earlier that week, Eren's parents went on a Christmas Cruise, so he was free to spend his entire Winter Break with Levi. Eren had practically moved in with Levi in his penthouse, and they had been making good use of their extended time together. Levi would be busy with his work, and whenever he was tired of work, Eren would be there to relieve his stress.

Levi was still busy reestablishing his Mafia businesses, which had retrenched during his stint in jail and then community service. This meant Levi had to stay in for the most part, and he and Eren had a very domestic holiday together. Levi promised to take Eren on a proper vacation, as soon as his Syndicate re-established dominance in its former territories.

Levi was beginning to think that he should actually pay more attention to Eren besides just using his body to sate his lust. After all, his original plan for the boy was to recruit him for his organization. Eren has potential, and in the right hand, the boy could be molded into something beautiful, yet deadly. The beginnings of a grand plan for Eren was forming inside Levi’s brian. But for now, Levi was content to play along with Eren's games.

What Eren lacks in finesse, the boy more than makes up for in creativity. Levi still couldn't believe Eren actually got him to agree to be cuffed to the chair. Eren was doing his best innocent virgin impression, all blushes and demure looks. It really looked like he wanted Levi to initiate him into the world of BDSM. Levi thought that he was going to spend Christmas (and his birthday) teaching Eren how to truly be submissive to him.

Eren himself didn't quite believe that his plan to get back at Levi was working so well. He had thought he was being too obvious, but to his surprise, Levi went along with him and let himself be cuffed to the chair. This was probably the only chance Eren somehow managed to get the jump on Levi, and he just went for it.

Eren had been either grinding his ass or gently stroking Levi's erection for the better part of an hour. Levi was visibly frustrated, but not angry. Eren knew that as soon as he took the handcuffs off Levi, he was in for it. Levi was going to pound him so hard for this. But Eren was almost at his limits, and he can sense that Levi was close as well. Eren didn't want Levi's frustration to turn into outright anger, so when he pulled away one last time, he quickly pulled out a key and undid the handcuffs.

As soon as he was free, Levi grabbed Eren and shoved him onto the bed, then climbed on top of him. "What was that all about?" Levi demanded, even as he spread Eren's legs and penetrated him roughly. Eren prepared himself beforehand, but was still caught off guard by the force of Levi’s thrust.

"Payback for the toy," Eren mumbled, pleasure had already replaced the initial pain of penetration, and it was making it hard for Eren to concentrate.

"That's a long time to hold a grudge," Levi half joked while pushing another well aimed thrust into Eren's ass.

Eren moaned before replying, "It's!" another thrust interrupted him.

"The matter of -- ahh!", and another thrust.

"Principle!" Eren finally finished his answer.

"Well, then," Levi rumbled into Eren's ear, while he was balls deep inside Eren, "I better enact my own payback now." He withdrew from Eren then flipped him onto his hands and knees, and resumed pounding into Eren twice as hard, making the boy's voice ragged from vocalizing his pleasure.

Eren welcomed the rough handling. He loves it when Levi puts him in his place. It was his favorite activity in the world, and it was Levi's too. They each sleep better after utterly exhausting themselves with sex. And when Levi finished putting Eren through his paces, they sank into a deep, restful sleep.

[meatmechapilot]

Domaystic Drabbles - Fireplace

Summary: Eren and Levi spend a cozy evening inside. Original prompt from Domaystic 2022: Number 24: Fireplace.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose… the songs on the radio definitely showed what season it is.

Levi was poking around the fireplace with the iron poker. They had just moved into a new house, and Levi was making sure the fireplace in the new house worked. Neither Levi, nor Eren had ever lived in a house with a fireplace before, and Eren was particularly excited about the prospect of living in a house with a fireplace.

While Levi was arranging the logs to prepare for a cozy night in, Eren was in the kitchen washing the dishes of their dinner. He also had some cookies baking in the oven, and is brewing a pot of tea. It is almost Christmas, and Eren was looking forward to their first Christmas in a new house. A new house with a fireplace to boot.

After being satisfied that the ventilation was working perfectly, Levi finally lit the match and started the fire. Just in time for Eren to come into the living room carrying a tray with a plate full of cookies and two cups of tea. Eren settled the tray on the coffee table by the couch and snuggled into the blanket fort that Levi had built by the fireplace.

Levi was already settled in, and was working on some reports for work on his laptop. Eren settled beside him and selected a book to read. The crackling fire provided the perfect, cozy ambience for a nice evening inside. Eren grabbed a cookie and tea, and returned to his book.

After a while, Eren noticed that Levi was entirely absorbed in his work and had not touched his tea, which was now cold. Eren took Levi's tea cup to the kitchen and dumped the cold tea into the sink. Then he refilled the cup with a fresh brew. Eren made sure to give Levi the tea before it cooled this time, plus a cookie for him to enjoy.

Levi took the tea with gratitude, and drank it while eating the treat Eren handed him. Most store bought cookies are too sweet for Levi, which is why he preferred the cookies Eren made. Eren did not use nearly as much sugar when he bakes.

The fireplace worked wonderfully, and their cozy evening inside was a complete success. When it was time to go to bed, Levi asked Eren if he wanted to try having sex by the fireplace next time.

[meatmechapilot]

Doomed to Love

Summary: Written for prompt number 21 on this page: write about a doomsday prepper who prepares for every eventuality…but this one.

Levi looked at his doomsday bunker proudly. It took a better part of ten years, but he has finally finished building the main structure. Levi built the bunker with his own two hands to withstand even a nuclear bomb, he also made a complicated water collection and purification system for it. He just needed to fill his bunker with provisions and other necessities, and he should be set for the apocalypse.

Speaking of the apocalypse, Levi noted that there were new neighbors moving in next door. "Next door" is of course relative, since Levi bought all of his neighboring lots so he has enough land to build his bunker. The new neighbors were moving into the house that's adjacent to his combined property.

Levi went to greet them, scoping them out just in case they were annoying. He spied a couple and their son, who appears to be in his late teens. The father and the son were attempting to move furniture from the moving truck into the house. The mother was trying to move lighter items.

Another car came barreling down the driveway and parked right on the road. A blond man with glasses came out of the car and Levi immediately disliked him. He just had a gut feeling that he would find the latest newcomer insufferable.

Levi observed the family a bit more, he noted that they also had a family dog that the younger son seemed to be responsible for. Levi was not particularly fond of animals, or rather he likes them from afar, but does not want to own pets himself since he did not want to deal with their messes. It would be a problem if the new neighbors’ dog came into his yard and started to muck things up. Levi also did not want the neighbors to find out about his bunker. He values his privacy too much.

The family finally unloaded the truck and dragged their furniture and luggage into their new house. Levi lost interest in watching them, and hoped that they would not be too nosy. Somewhere in the back of his mind, Levi thought that he should do the "good neighbor" thing and go greet them with a pie or something, but decided against it. He might run into the blond glasses wearer, and he had a feeling that they would not get along and did not want to antagonize the new neighbors.

Thankfully, the new neighbors were able to settle in their new house without incident and Levi forgot about them until one day, he crossed paths with a black cat. And the neighbors’ son.

===

Levi was getting his mail from the end of his long driveway when the black cat darted right in front of him and stopped. This caused Levi to also stop in his tracks. He didn't remember there were any neighbors with a cat. Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted by a young man with a golden retriever on a leash.

"Crescent!" the young man called toward the cat, only for the cat to look at him imperiously and pay him no mind. Levi saw now that the cat does indeed have a collar on, so it too must also belong to the new neighbors, whom he still hasn't met yet.

The young man was getting closer to the cat and was within a distance to scoop it up when all of the sudden, the cat tried to make a run for it by darting up a tree. The cat would have succeeded too, if not for Levi, who caught it by reflex. The cat then proceeded to try to scratch Levi up while trying to escape.

"Crescent! Bad kitty!" The youth berated the yowling cat squirming in Levi's arms, holding up his own arms to take the critter while offering an apologetic smile to Levi. "I'm Eren, by the way. Thank you."

Levi shook his head and released Crescent into Eren's arms. Eren took the cat gratefully, while looking at Levi expectantly. Levi realized he just introduced himself and was waiting for Levi to do the same. "I'm Levi." He said, "I live in that house." He added, somewhat awkwardly while pointing to his property

"Nice to meet you Levi," Eren said, still struggling to hold the cat. "This is Crescent, and this," he tried to gesture at the dog, "is Sunny." Sunny barked at his name. "I guess we just moved in across the street."

Levi nodded at that, but he felt a bit of apprehension. He could tell that Eren is very extroverted and a talker. He himself is an introvert and extroverts sometimes wear him out. Levi thought that Eren was very cute, and that he didn't quit mind the prospect of Eren talking his ears off. However, to Levi's relief, Eren said his goodbyes and continued on his task of walking his dog. At least it was a relief at first, but Levi couldn't help be slightly disappointed that Eren didn't stay to talk more, like he thought he would.

===

If Levi had any regrets about not talking to Eren more, Crescent and Sunny made sure he got many other chances, since they constantly go over to his yard. Eren retrieved the wayward pets more often than not, and they did end up talking more, and got to know each other. Levi found out that the family next door is called the Jaegers, and that they moved because the father is a Doctor who took a job at the local hospital. Eren is a grad student at the local University, pursuing a masters degree in technical communication, and 23 years old.

A few times, the mother was the one who retrieved the pets. Levi found out that her name is Carla and that she's a housewife. Eren's father has another son from a previous marriage, named Zeke, who already graduated and has a job, and doesn't live with family anymore. Levi secretly thought Zeke looked like an asshole, and is glad that he did not have to deal with him.

Levi decided that the Jaegers were alright, and that he especially liked to spend time with Eren. The Jaeger family pets somehow adopted Levi as another human and Eren and Levi ended up creating a ritual of going on walks around the neighborhood with them. Although the ritual was really created when Levi changed his habits slightly so that he would always be "about to go on a walk" when Eren was going to take out the pets. Eren was happy that their schedules managed to sync up so nicely, and Levi was not going to tell him the truth.

Levi's property made up a big chunk of their daily walks, with Levi deftly guiding them away from his underground bunker. He was not quite ready to share yet, no matter how much he liked the neighbors. Good thing there were plenty of nice areas around Levi's considerable property and Levi proudly showed them off to Eren.

===

Levi is still trying to decide what he should do with Eren. On one hand, he quite liked the status quo. He and Eren had become fast friends, and they enjoy walking Eren's pets together. On the other hand, he's becoming more and more attracted to Eren everyday. Talking with Eren was way too easy and Levi can't help to notice how cute Eren looked when the younger laughs at his jokes.

One day, Levi was invited to the Jaegers for tea, and he noticed Eren fussing about, trying to neaten up the house. Eren's parents kept telling him to wait until later to clean, but Eren was apparently a very neat person, even when he was a child. Levi approved, and he told Grisha and Carla that it's rare for a young person to be so concerned about cleaning and other house chores, people Eren's age tend to be lazy slobs.

Levi's invited the Jaegers to his own home as well. Levi is glad that he is getting along quite well with Eren's whole family (minus the rarely around older brother). Levi was sure that Eren's parents would not object seriously if he and Eren actually started to date. Ironically, the only reason Levi is still hesitating about Eren is his lifework that consumed the past ten years of his life: his doomsday bunker.

He's learned that to most people, having a doomsday bunker is a sign of being a crazy conspiracy theorist, and they usually back away slowly from such people. He has a few friends who didn't think he was weird, but most of them live across the country, and he only get to see them a few times a year. At least one of them is building a doomsday bunker of their own. Too bad Hange lived the farthest away from him, and they managed to find a partner who shares their beliefs and is helping them to achieve their vision.

Levi thought about Eren wistfully. If only he was so lucky.

===

Ironically, Eren himself showed Levi a possible way out of his love dilemma. Eren invited Levi to his graduate school department's Christmas party. Levi nearly refused instinctively, but accepted instead. Eren was beaming sweetly when he asked, and Levi didn't want his cute expression to change to disappointment.

While on the way to the party, Eren kept on apologizing profusely to Levi about how boring the party is likely to be, and that he just really needed a friend to keep himself from dying from boredom. Levi assured him that as long as there was decent food and drinks, it shouldn't be too bad. Levi typically did not like socializing with strangers, but he thought he could handle it if Eren was there.

True to Eren's word, the party was a staid affair. The party goers immediately broke up into small groups and started to socialize among themselves. There were snacks and drinks, but neither were amazing, just serviceable. Eren went around the room greeting people and wishing them a happy holiday, while Levi was hanging out in a corner, bored.

This state of affair lasted until a pretty woman approached Levi and started to ask about him. Levi groaned at having to do the thing he was least looking forward to: socializing. He kept on smiling and nodding while giving non committal answers, hoping that the woman would get the hint, until it dawned on him that she was hitting on him.

Just as he was thinking up ways to get out of his predicament, a commotion caused him to look up. He saw Eren across the room, looking very uncomfortable. A pretty girl was with him, and she kept pointing up at the ceiling. Mistletoe. Levi jumped to his feet and marched up to Eren without thinking.

"Oh! You found the mistletoe!" Levi exclaimed, "how about a kiss for your date?"

Eren looked startled at first, then a look of relief and gratitude came over his face. "Levi!" he beamed, and placed a quick peck on Levi's lips. A small cheer went around the room, since nobody was expecting a mistletoe kiss would occur at the party. The girl who was hitting on Eren looked a bit disappointed, but otherwise bowed out gracefully. Levi glanced at the woman who was hitting on him and saw that she was already deep in talks with another guy.

"I've made sure the department heads saw that I showed up, so I think we can leave now, that is if you want to leave." Eren said, grabbing one last cookie from the table.

"Yeah, I'm good, we should leave," Levi said. Inwardly he thought, thank god we can finally leave!

===

On the drive back, Eren apologized about the crappy party, and thanked Levi for bailing him out, then apologized again about Levi having to rescue him from the girl, when they did not even go to the party as dates.

"But, we could go on a real date, if you want." Eren finished, not looking at Levi, his voice oddly quiet.

"That sounds a lot better than going to a party, especially since it would be just the two of us." Levi said.

"Are you saying…" Eren started to ask.

"Yes, I would like to go on a real date with you." Levi answered before Eren could finish the question. Lev’s heart was racing, but he was not letting this chance go to waste.

"How about tomorrow afternoon?" Eren asked, "I know a nice little coffee shop near my school, and they even serve tea!"

"Coffee and tea sound great," Levi said.

They finally arrived home, and Levi parked his car on the driveway. Eren got out of the car, telling Levi that he would come by the next day at noon so they could go to the coffee shop, and hang out around town afterwards. Levi grabbed Eren's hand impulsively and kissed him on the lips again, before releasing him. He can see Eren flushing in the dark.

They finally said their goodbyes for the night, and each went into their house. Levi felt amazing; he had finally made progress with Eren. He supposed that he should try the dating thing for a while before coming clean to Eren about his doomsday bunker, and hope he gets lucky like Hange did.

[meatmechapilot]

Sugar Baby Diaries

Chapter 2: Reward

Chapter 1

The drive to the Levi's penthouse was pure torture for Eren. It was a little less than an hour’s drive, but it might as well have been ten hours. Levi used the remote-controlled toy without mercy, getting Eren worked up over and over again, just when he regained control each time. Eren was determined to win this game that they were playing, but still when they finally pulled up to Levi's penthouse, Eren was desperate to have a cock up his ass.

Eren didn't know how he made it through the elevator ride up to the top of the 20 floor building, then down the hall to Levi's penthouse. This was only Eren's second time in the penthouse, and he would have loved to look at the view of the city from the top of one of its tallest buildings, but both he and Levi were desperate to continue what they had started. Levi ushered Eren into the master bedroom and threw Eren bodily on the giant king sized bed.

Eren didn't hesitate to strip off his clothes, and then get on his hands and knees, anticipation building inside him. Levi was on him in a flash, he removed the toy from Eren's ass and lined up his own cock. The loss of the vibrating toy caused Eren to whine, he didn't like the sudden empty feeling. Thankfully, Levi immediately pushed his cock into Eren's ass and bottomed out. Both groaned at the feeling, Eren enjoying the feeling of fullness, and being connected to Levi. Levi loves how tight Eren is, and how beautifully Eren responds to his touch. He's trained his boy well.

Eren begins to squirm impatiently, which is the cue for Levi to begin to move. Once Levi found Eren's prostate, which caused Eren to cry out, Levi started to pound Eren's ass without mercy. Each thrust drove lewd sounds out of the boy, while Levi grunted. Levi decided that getting to hear Eren's best impersonation of a porn star was the best part about fucking the boy, especially since the sounds were all for Levi.

They've since graduated out of condoms since their first encounters, after Levi insisted each take tests for STDs. The results came back clean, and Levi was greatly pleased. Eren understood this action as an unspoken promise (and possible threat) by Levi to be exclusive with each other. Levi normally disliked messes, but he loved filling and covering Eren with cum. There's something about the boy that makes him feel the primal urge to mark his territory. If Eren minded the messes they made, he never complained.

Eren for his part sees the condom-less sex as something exciting, forbidden even. So many people in his life would clutch their pearls until they choked if they knew just how lewdly he was being used by the Mafia boss, and Eren pretty much let the older man have his way with him. The ability to drive the hot, experienced older man mad with lust made Eren feel undeniably sexy and powerful, and he revels in this power, even as he takes the role of a submissive in bed as per Levi's preferences.

Right now, Levi is growling possessively in Eren's ear, while pounding the boy into the mattress. Eren was floating on a cloud of lust and pleasure, and each thrust from Levi is driving him closer over the edge. Eren's movements to meet Levi's thrusts became more and more uncoordinated until he came with a cry.

Levi continued to fuck Eren through his orgasm. He had managed to make Eren come untouched. He decided then and there that toys are going to be used more in their future sex sessions. A few more thrusts and Levi also came. He collapsed onto Eren bonelessly, deep satisfaction making him drowsy. Levi heard Eren make cute little sounds of pleasure underneath him and kissed the boy on the back of his neck.

Eren felt the gentle kiss placed on his nape and smiled. Levi was fond of doing that, and Eren liked it when Levi did that. It was an act that allows them both to indulge in some kind of gentleness. Eren would have never thought the dangerous mafia boss who went to prison was capable of being so soft, but he sure enjoyed it. Right now, their previous strenuous activities made Eren drowsy, and he dozed lazily underneath his lover.

After long moments, Levi was the first to stir. He withdrew his softening cock out of Eren and reached for the towel that he now keeps on his bedside for easy cleanup after sex. Eren whined a little, but the cooling seed inside his ass was starting to feel gross, and he got up too.

The first thing Eren did was strip and head to the bathroom for a shower and to clean himself thoroughly. When Eren got the shower running at just the rest temperature, he felt Levi join him in the shower. Levi liked to clean Eren himself, and Eren suspected that Levi got off on the fact that he was the one who was always making a mess of Eren in the first place.

Eren turned to face Levi and was pulled down into the older man's lap. Levi's shower was huge and had a platform for people to sit and do a more thorough clean. Instead of reaching for the soap, Levi instead pulled Eren into a kiss. Eren relaxed into the kiss and opened his mouth in invitation, feeling Levi's tongue start to plunder him immediately.

Eren always felt a little self conscious while making out with Levi. It made him feel like he was dating Levi in a normal relationship. And it was a little weird that they didn't actually kiss on the lips until they've already done a lot of things that usually come after the first kiss in a relationship. But kissing Levi was really nice, and Levi was definitely better than all the other people his own age he had kissed before.

Before long, Eren found himself sitting next to Levi, leaning against the wall of the shower. They are still making out, but Levi's hands have started to wander. Eren's hands too are wandering. He loves running his hand over Levi's hard, muscular body, and he particularly likes to trace the outlines of Levi's scars. He'd asked about the scars before, but only a non-committal answer from Levi, about the dangers of mafia life. Levi's hands on Eren's body always felt very intentional and possessive to him.

Levi's hand eventually grabbed Eren's hand and put it on the older man's crotch. Levi was rock hard again, and no sooner did Eren start to stroke him, the boy felt Levi's hand on his own dick, stroking him to hardness in no time. While still making out, Eren tried to make Levi come with his hand, while trying to ignore the same treatment Levi gave him. Somehow they both managed to make the other orgasm, and after the afterglow faded, they started to finally clean themselves.

When they finally emerged from the bathroom, Eren got dressed and got ready to leave. Levi would no doubt go back to doing his mafia businesses. Running a crime syndicate is actually hard work and the boss actually doesn't have time to fuck his sugar baby all the time, as Eren had found out. Levi dressed too and they got into his car, so Levi could drive Eren to his home.

Since Levi had finished his community service stint as a janitor at Eren's school last year, he had sold his house that's close to the school (as well as Eren's house) and had gone back to live in his penthouse. Levi's penthouse just happens to be pretty close to Eren's university that he would attend come fall. Eren can't wait to get an apartment of his own when it's time to start college. Then he and Levi could see each other without fearing Eren’s parents finding out.

Levi dropped Eren off at his house, they kissed one last time before Levi sped off. The graduation ceremony had been in the morning, and it is now three in the afternoon. Eren saw that his parents still haven't come home yet. Eren's stomach suddenly gave a displeased growl, and he realized that he hadn't eaten anything since breakfast.

Eren checked his bank account and saw the large deposit and decided to order take out and decide to think up ways on how to pay Levi back for the prank.

Chapter 3

[meatmechapilot]

Sugar Baby Diaries

Summary: After the events of Stuck, and The Janitor. Eren graduated high school and became Levi’s sugar baby. Levi finished his community service and can be a proper mafia boss again. Eren graduates high school, Levi is there. Eren gives him a blow job in the nurse's office (for old times sake)

Chapter 1: Old Times Sake

It was a beautiful day in May, and Eren's graduation ceremony was being held at the school. Eren didn't really care about it. He transferred to the school in the middle of senior year and hadn't made a lot of friends compared to his old school. His old school already had their graduation ceremony, and he already celebrated with his friends there.

Eren’s own graduation ceremony just felt like a formality after all the prior celebrations. The thing Eren can't wait for is the beginning of college, he can finally be more independent. Eren had some reservations about taking out student loans to pay for college, but as luck would have it, he scored a Sugar Daddy and didn't have to worry about tuition anymore. And since he is going to be living away from home, he didn't need to worry about his parents finding out about his relationship either.

Eren's parents wanted to throw him a graduation party, but he assured them that since he already celebrated with his old friends, that there was no need. His parents bought him a brand new laptop and new phone as a graduation present anyway. His parents were both very busy and career focused and he was used to receiving expensive presents in lieu of spending time with them.

Since Eren was going off to college, he can't really guilt trip his parents about not having time for him anymore. Good thing he found a new source of money and gifts, although technically, he did have to work for it. At least the "work" he had to do was highly enjoyable.

Eren was sitting in the section of graduating students and listening to the class valedictorian drone on and on about events that happened to the senior class in the past year. Half of which Eren missed, since he transferred in after the school year was half done. The anecdotes were apparently amusing to the student body, and the crowd responded appropriately with laughter and cheers during the right time.

Finally, it was time to hand out the diplomas, and Eren and the other students all lined up adjacent to the stage. Eren went to the middle of the line, while the two friends he managed to make in his short time at school went to the front of the line. The perks of having a last name that starts with an A. Thank goodness his family uses the J spelling for Jaeger, instead of the Y spelling, or else he would be stuck at the back of the line and wait even longer for the diploma.

The roll call for the diploma took seemingly forever, but Eren's name was finally called, and he walked across the stage to get his diploma. When he was lined up on the opposite side, he scanned the crowd and saw a familiar face. Levi finally arrived and was sitting in the back row of the auditorium. Eren excitedly waved to him, only to see both Levi and his parents wave back. Eren thought that he better think of an excuse to leave the graduation ceremony early, if he wants to spend time with Levi and have his parents be none the wiser about his relationship.

===

It turned out that Eren didn't have to bother with coming up with any excuses to his parents. After all the students got their diplomas, and they took enough pictures to be satisfied, Eren's dad needed to go back to the hospital for a meeting, and Eren's mom needed to return to mind her shop. Eren was used to this behavior from his parents, they were almost always too busy for him most of the time. But they at least made an appearance at his graduation, which is a lot better said than some of his friends' parents.

Levi sidled up to Eren as soon as his parents left the school, and put his hands on Eren's waist. Eren's heart was pounding in excitement. It was easy to beg off from the few acquaintances he had made at the new school and disappear with Levi. When they were appropriately distant from the crowd, Levi grabbed Eren's by the wrist and pulled him into the school building.

They didn't have to go far, when Eren realized that Levi was pulling him into the nurse's office. That place was very familiar to Eren by now. He and Levi made frequent use of it after hours. "After hours" still had some extracurricular activities going on at the school, so there was a small chance of discovery for the amorous pair. That fact just made things more exciting for Eren, and Levi taught Eren many things in that room.

One of the things Eren learned very well was sucking dick. Eren was proud to say that his gag reflex has been completely trained out of him. He can suck Levi's cock like a pro, and he knows he does a good job, because Levi always rewards him by fucking his brains out. Today, however, Levi was eager to get started and dropped his pants without as much as a grunt.

Eren dropped to his knees and immediately wrapped his lips around Levi's already hard length. Eren marveled at how huge Levi is; he could never quite get used to it and is always a little bit surprised every time they have sex. On the other hand, Eren is doubly proud of himself for being able to take Levi's cock quite easily now. Levi always praises him when they have sex, telling him what a good boy he is, and how amazing he is.

Levi was doing that right now, heaping praises on Eren while Eren enthusiastically sucked the man's dick. It didn't take long for Levi to come, and spill down Eren's throat. Eren swallowed every drop, and made sure that none got on his shirt or the cot they were using in the nurse's office. Levi then sat down on the cot and told Eren to get on his hands and knees. Eren got into position immediately, but was surprised to feel a large plug enter his hole, instead of Levi's cock. He was about to ask about it when he felt the toy start to vibrate. Eren whined at the sensation, as the toy was directly stimulating his prostate, only to have Levi tell him to get dressed.

"We are going to go to my penthouse in the city." Levi said while straightening his pants, "if you are good on the way there and don't make a sound, I'll be sure to reward my good boy." Levi told Eren while ruffling his hair.

"The reward better be worth it." Eren retorted as he got dressed. He was still hard, and the vibrating toy was not helping. Still, Eren was not going to back down from a challenge. He willed himself to think unsexy thoughts, and managed to get himself under control. Then he and Levi climbed into Levi's car.

As Levi pulled the car onto the road, Eren felt the toy in his ass start to vibrate again, and he quickly clamped his hand on his mouth to prevent his whine from escaping. Levi smirked at him from the driver's seat. Eren glared at him and dug in his heels. He was determined to win this challenge and think of a way to get back at Levi. After he gets his reward of course.

Chapter 2

[meatmechapilot]

[meatmechapilot]

Single

Summary: Eren breaks up with his boyfriend. Goes to a nightclub, picks up Levi and they have a one-night stand. Levi turned out to be a serial killer with nefarious designs… Originally written for an Event for the prompts: (Slasher)Horror/One Night Stand

===

The club was dark and noisy, full of people looking for potential hookups. Just the type of place Eren needs to be right now. Eren had just broken up with his boyfriend, the asshole had accused Eren of cheating when he was the one who was guilty. Eren dumped the jerk right then and there and kicked him to the curb. After a week of moping about, Eren decided that he was ready to at least try for a hot hookup, even though he's not quite ready for a new relationship yet.

So far, Eren had received his third free drink from random hot guys. Being in the club was really boosting his confidence. After downing his newest drink, the third hot guy who bought it for him tried to ask him for a dance, only to be interrupted by a short, dark haired man. The guy who bought Eren the drink tried to protest, only to be rudely shoved away. Not wanting to cause a scene, the drink buyer slunk away.

The dark haired man didn't even ask Eren, but instead grabbed him and started to dance. Eren liked how forceful this new stranger was and indulged him. The dance was surprisingly suggestive, and after it was done, the stranger bought Eren a drink himself and introduced himself as "Levi". Eren and Levi danced a few more rounds, full of body contact and grinding, then in a fit of impulsiveness, Eren decided to invite Levi back to his apartment.

They started making out before Eren even got out the key to open his apartment door. Finally, when they were inside, they wasted no time in stripping each other, leaving a trail of clothes to Eren's bedroom. Once inside Eren's bedroom, they fell on the bed and proceeded to not sleep all night.

Levi woke up in the middle of the night. He looked at the clock on the nightstand and noted that it is 3:30 AM. The previous night's activities flooded back into his mind, and he could feel himself getting aroused again at the memories. It has been a while since he had such a great fuck, and he wouldn't mind having the boy again, and again. Levi usually doesn't sleep with his potential victims, but something about the boy, about Eren, drew him in. When he saw Eren on the dance floor of that club, he knew he wanted him as a victim immediately, but now he is having second thoughts.

Levi does not really do relationships, his "special hobby" is something that is best hidden from other people if he does not want any trouble. Eren let out a cute moan in his sleep just then and Levi decided to have another go at him, to help him decide his plans for the boy. Levi loomed over Eren, who had turned on his back at this point. He arranged Eren's legs on his shoulders and pushed in, Eren's hole was still wet from their previous activities. Eren moaned but did not wake up, but instead he instinctively tightened his legs around Levi's neck. Levi groaned at the sensation, his plans for the boy already dissolving and reformulating in his head.

No doubt Eren would have looked beautiful crying with fear, begging him to spare his life. But Eren is more beautiful writhing underneath him, and he wants nothing more than for the boy to greet him when he comes home from his hunting, and warm his bed every night. Levi thought about it some more, if he takes Eren as his potential lover and Eren finds out about his secret, or worse, if Eren wants to leave, he would just go back to his original plans for the boy.

As Levi was finishing up his impromptu late night sex session, and finalizing his plans, a notification on Eren's phone popped up. Eren was still fast asleep, he had quite a bit to drink at the club, and Levi thoroughly exhausted him in bed afterwards. Levi was curious so he grabbed the phone and took a look. The message was from Eren's ex boyfriend who was begging him to get back together. Levi frowned at this, but he supposed it made sense that Eren wouldn't have been single for long, with the way those guys at the club were acting toward him.

Levi took the opportunity to go through Eren's phone and social media apps to note his recent history with his ex boyfriend. Levi was not impressed. Eren could definitely do better, and it was a good thing they broke up, so Levi could swoop in and take Eren for himself instead. A new idea asserted itself in Levi's brain. He was looking for victims that night, and ended up empty handed when he changed his plan. But perhaps he could still salvage his original plan by substituting the would-be victim.

===

Morning is beginning to break outside, and Eren is finally waking up. Levi put Eren's phone back to where it was and pretended to be asleep. Eren reached for the phone when he finally woke up for good, and swore. Levi opened his eyes slightly and saw that Eren was furiously typing a reply to his ex. Eren was no doubt done with that loser. After he was done with his phone, Eren went to the bathroom to do his morning routine. Levi heard the shower running and took the opportunity to snoop around Eren's apartment to gather information on Eren's ex, as well as to get dressed.

Eren came out of the bathroom freshly showered in a towel that barely covered anything. Levi can see all the marks he left on Eren from the previous night and he smirked. Eren seemed to enjoy them as well, with the way he was flaunting his barely covered body. He offered to let Levi use the shower, Levi would usually decline but decide to take up on the offer this time. He could fish for information about his new chosen target.

Levi was pleased to see that Eren's bathroom was very clean and tidy. Eren's bedroom was a little messed up, but he supposed it was because they were really going at it last night, and threw clothing and other stuff all over the place. A man after his own heart, Levi was more and more pleased with his decision to not make Eren his next victim.

After a nice and refreshing shower, Levi came out of the bathroom to freshly made breakfast. Eren was wearing a cute skimpy outfit, and he was clearly angling for a repeat of last night. Levi wouldn't mind going for another round (or two or three), he was however starving and dug in. Eren was a great cook, and Levi practically inhaled the breakfast. Too bad Eren was not a woman, Levi thought, he would have surely been married with children by now if he was.

They fell back to bed after eating breakfast, and Levi quickly undressed Eren, thinking that he might like to take him from behind. However, Eren insisted that Levi sit on the bed, while he climbed onto Levi's lap, and sank into Levi's cock in no time. This way, Eren controlled the pace of their coupling, and is recklessly chasing his own pleasure, like how Levi used him last night.

Levi enjoyed Eren enthusiastically bouncing on his cock, until his own impatience had him flip Eren onto his hands and knees and forcefully take him from behind like he wanted in the first place. Eren let out a sultry moan and pushed his hips to meet Levi's thrusts.

"You let strangers you pick up in bars to fuck you silly," Levi groaned out in an attempt to dirty talk, "you little slut." Eren seemed to react with even more wanton actions to his degrading words. "You want Daddy to give it to you good, huh?"

"Yes!" Eren moaned at this, "fuck me harder, Daddy!" Levi picked up his pace, and thrust even harder into Eren. "Yes! You are so much better than my useless ex!"

Levi leaned down to Eren's ear and whispered, "I'm going to make you forget his name, and even your own name." He promised darkly. Levi proceeded to fuck Eren's brains out. Eren makes such erotic sounds while being fucked. The sweet moans and whimpers went straight to Levi's dick, it made his blood boil with lust and helped keep him in a constant state of arousal. Good thing it was Friday when Eren met Levi at the club, and they have a whole weekend to get intimately acquainted with each other.

===

Eren spent the weekend cleaning his apartment, cooking for the hot stranger he picked up at the club, and getting fucked on every surface of his home. The attraction between them was so intense and immediate, that having lots of sex seems to be the only way to deal with it. Eren was embarrassed to note that he didn't even find out the stranger's name until he's been fucked at least four times by him. Then he finally learned that his name was Levi, and gave Levi his own name (although Levi already knew all about him by then). Hopefully the start of a beautiful relationship.

The relationship between the new happy couple proceeded at a whirlwind pace. In no time at all, Eren was introducing Levi to his family and friends, who universally adored him, especially compared to Eren's ex boyfriend.

The beginning of Eren's new relationship was a bit rocky, but that was mostly due to Eren's ex, who won't leave Eren alone, and keeps on calling and texting him. This went on for a whole two weeks, then stopped. Eren was very relieved and thought that his Ex probably finally found somebody else and left him alone. He absolutely did not notice that Levi was acting quite shady during that time. It took a while for Eren to notice that his Ex was declared a Missing Person.

[meatmechapilot]

AOT Ficlets and Drabbles: Bees!

Summary: from this list of prompts

No. 8: Imagine your OTP+ freaking out over a bee in the house. Except it's not an OTP, but a friend group.

"Arghhhh!!!" A blood curdling scream came out of the barracks that housed the male cadets. Armin came tearing out the room, looking slightly traumatized.

"What's going on?" Mikasa asked, she came running when she heard the scream.

"There's a bee in the barracks!" Armin exclaimed.

"Bees?" Mikasa was worried, Eren and Armin were both scared of bees, but Eren's nowhere to be seen, "where's Eren?" Mikasa asked.

"He's trying to fight off the bee with Jean and Connie." Armin explained, "Eren wanted to run at first but decided to fight instead, he said that a recruit should not be afraid of bees."

Mikasa hurried to the barracks, knowing in her gut that disaster is sure to await her. When she arrived, she noted that Marco had also been pulled into the madness. And then she rolled her eyes at the sight that greeted her.

Eren, Jean, Connie, and Marco were huddled at one corner of the room and the bee was given free reign.

Mikasa took a book and a cup and quickly trapped the bee inside. Then she took it outside and set the bee free.

"See!" Eren exclaimed, "that's exactly the type of thing we as recruits should be doing. Not huddling in fear."

"As if you weren't also huddling in fear right alongside us," Jean grumbled.

"You guys can't even handle a bee and you want to fight titans." Mikasa said in exasperation.

Armin quietly came in after and is trying to clean up the mess they made while trying to get the bee.

Eren and Jean was still bickering when Mikasa left them to their devices.

[meatmechapilot]

[meatmechapilot]

(x)