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Their reaction to being called "two old white guys" is priceless

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NOAH WYLE correcting the announcer’s pronunciation of SHAWN HATOSY at the 2025 GOTHAM TELEVISION AWARDS.

Says it once. Then again—syllable by syllable. As he should.

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Americans, did you know there were mass protests all across the country over Super Bowl weekend?

Coast-to-coast, from DC...

... to Portland

... from blue states

... to red states

And nary but *crickets* from the national media. The revolution is NOT being televised, it is being suppressed. 

Just remember, you are NOT alone. People ARE doing things. You will meet those people when YOU start doing things.

But we cannot rely on the courts alone. Trump is already defying numerous restraining orders, and the Executive branch controls the enforcement arm of federal law (U.S. Marshals Service).

When Trump inevitably refuses to comply with the courts and directs the DOJ/U.S. Marshals to stand down, effectively neutering the Judicial branch of the government, it will signal THE END OF U.S. DEMOCRACY.

Our only recourse will be to take to the streets. WE THE PEOPLE, need to demand rule of law by asserting our First Amendment right to assemble while we still have it.

Rise up against tyranny/oligarchy/white supremacy/you-name-it

JOIN THE REVOLUTION! National Day of Protest Presidents' Day | February 17, 2025

And pledge to join the General Strike.

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my kitty cat has the biggest prettyest most big beautoful wet eyes i’ve ever seen….. but i know it’s alljust a trick. shes going to bite me

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train car was empty so i used my gameboy camera

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WE NEED TO KILL HIM

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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everyone should have a balanced diet of both good music and music that fucking sucks. it's healthy. get over it.

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Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

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reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

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Contemplating: Ethically Sourced Necromancy

To be blunt, a donor corpse will never be accepted by broader society. While the person, their lawyer and extended family may allow for a use of remains it would take a near perfect resurrection along the lines of flawless skin, bones, hair, teeth, eyes and cognitive function, which at this point we may have truly resurrected the subject with extra steps. Anything short of this is not acceptable, even if you santatize a skeleton and coat it decoratively so it looks more like a construct the very nature of an undead person will unsettle and affect others. I am an advocate of momento morii but I am not one of direct confrontation of the living and dead in such a manner.

Thus, we turn to vermin, the legally huntable and invasive species. The domestic beasts under the invasive species blanket like cats should be avoided for similar reasons to seen above as people are connected to their pets and taxidermy can mask this but the elements are unkind to an unsteady hand in such crafts. I personally choose mice and rats as they are easily replenished and if bones are painted grey and black they blend into the backgound more while doing their work. Another benefit to some rodents is use of hands in small manipulations, opening up work to locksmiths with metal-coated hands and any form of sewer scrubbing or lost property retrieval.

Larger mammals such as possums and raccoons are useful in similar ways but their invasiveness is subject to their region and thus should be considered. If so, consider the larger ribcage a boon as it can help store items and courier them back and forth as a magical delivery service.

Many other species are unfortunately too complex or small to use. Birds would be wonderful but necormancy doesnt like fine tools like feathers typically so unless you take your time bit by bit they will likely be flightless and handless. Fish bones are useful tools in a pinch but all but impractical in the utility one would commonly look for unless you can make them swim and use the ribcage as a carrier for delivery systems like the larger mammals.

Insects are all but wholly useless, as they can cause nothing but harm or be used as a pseudo-smokescreen for evading someone hunting you down. Some insects or arachnids with venom may be utilized to hold alchemical concoctions inside them so you can inject healing potion in someone without uncorking a bottle, but the preperation for this must be extensive to manage each day.

Plant life is dependent on its utility as some necromancy can preserve plants for later use, but much of the species which are invasive or usable in an animated manner will likely cause more harm than good, and will almost always catch the ire of a druid if they are in breathing distance of the air after you've done the do.

The golden rule of thumb for all of this is consideration of local customs and laws, and always be considerate of and around graveyards.

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stan is the only member of the pines twins^2 to never make a deal with bill and i think he needs more credit for that.

ford makes, just, so many deals with his demon boyfriend

dipper literally trades his body to bill in sock opera

and while i will die on the hill that it was never her fault, mabel is tricked into making a deal with him for weirdmagenon.

but stan never gets tricked. the only time he comes close was when he was pretending to be ford but that was with the sole purpose of getting bill erased. never does bill get to him or twist his thoughts. for being the "dumb one" he's surprisingly rational in this was.

nobody matches bill intellectually, ford's fatal flaw is that he thought he did, and the pines family wins because they have an emotional core that bill never had (the power of sibling bonding saves the day and i love it) but ill go out on a limb and say that out of everyone, stan is the only one to match bill's street smarts.

bill's a master manipulator but stan is a professional con-artist with no respect for the law, you tell me who's coming out on top.

stan successfully faked his own death, ran a business for 30 years, taught himself some sort of advanced engineering to repair the portal, evaded local, federal and international authorities from the age of 18, and did it all without any support.

and going back to when he pretends to be ford to get bill to enter his mind, that scene makes stan the only character to ever outwit bill.

anyways this has been a stan pines appreciation post, thank you and goodnight

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Odysseus and Penelope “all these bitches want me but I don’t want them” of Ithaca

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My brother and my pig he didn't want

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:(((