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did they at least use an antivirus?

"All quiet on the front," a telegram reads, "Except for two dolls that loudly fucked last night while on picket duty,"

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Selene needs a thorough tuneup but she won’t let any mechanic other than me open her hood

like, the loyalty is flattering but I’m booked for tuneups, any of yall know how to make your mech less shy ‘round other mechanics?

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”hostile work environment” sis we’re in an active war zone, just pick up the damn gun

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I called a HRP a “pile of scrap” and her facial display started blushing… I don’t get paid enough for this… I miss being a PFC…

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I’m working overtime with the recruiter…

how do I explain to 57 of the applicants that fornication with the HRPs and mechs is prohibited on company time?

what they do off the clock is none of my business, but I’ve caught at least twelve tourists ogling the humanoid robot pilots

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yeah… I can check what we have in stock

Objectum that has it down bad for a specifec building: do you have anything about the size of [object of desire]

Mech corps recruiter: that seems like an oddly specific request

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you damn androids are too horny for your own good

{I don’t know much about mech pilots but I do know that their suits are lucky} {I wish a woman would climb inside of me}

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HRP-175 overheated because my vest button broke and fell open during routine maintenance…

if her reaction wasn’t kinda cute, I’d send her clanker ass to the scrap pile

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reminds me of a few gals in my unit…

robotgirl that is perfectly capable of speaking normally but reverts back to dial up noises when it's flustered with no other changes in its behavior

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got an android pilot added to my unit, damn thing acts like it’s one of us humans

is it such a radical concept for a machine to act like a machine? I’ve had to preform five different tune ups on the infantry bots because they tried things no droid should even be capable of

plus why the hell do some of them moan when i dig around in their undercarriage? I swear all these autonomous bots are going to drive me insane

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hey morons, I’ll keep this quick because I don’t have much time to waste, the name’s Bridget, Bridget Nora Moreen, but you can just call me corporal Bridget, I’m the highest ranking soldier in my squad and the second in command to the lieutenant along with the head mechanic at site 7982

there’s a good chunk of androids on the site so if you want to talk to them, feel free, in my unit there’s

HRP-382: A.K.A Lana, more reserved than the others, but rather nice, bit of a nerd

HRP-276: A.K.A Solphi, she’s a pain, far too flirty and I’m pretty sure she’s running inappropriate content in the background

HRP-183: A.K.A Astrid, way too into retro tech, talks in ways I can’t understand, massive brat and probably a masochist

My mech Selene is the only friend I need, even if she ain’t the talkative type, though you other folks ‘round here could be decent company, so with that in mind, welcome to camp

I got nothin better to do while on my breaks than to listen to y’all’s so feel free to shoot whatever questions you want, it is nice to have some human interactions I suppose…