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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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I'm a little late but happy PRIDE to 9-1-1 🏳️‍🌈

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Mustn't let da beans escape while I'm aslep

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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u/papabear118

AITA for not showing up to my own funeral?

So I (59M) recently contracted CCHF and died. My wife (58F) organized me a funeral (cost $6969) without asking me at all. I was unable to make it because I was in a government lab facility (2 months). AITA?

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you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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it will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver