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me: can i get some *looks at smudged writing on hand* married iguanas drug dealer: *opens coat to reveal two iguanas holding hands* me *smiling*: i’m so glad they’re happy together

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me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

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Idol <3

Let’s climb too high 📷 @blvckringanalog

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bulldogs are LIFE <3

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When girls knew how to dress. 

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perfect.

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snuggle bean <3

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Re-clipped before re-dye about five weeks ago now <3

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Bitch maybe if you didn’t start gobbing off about “ALL original skinheads were racist” then people would take you seriously. 

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Betty Krueger <3 

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This is (was) our foster Betty Krueger chilling with Daddy a few weeks after we got her. She was put up for immediate sale UNSPAYED on a pets group on facebook. The person selling her was inundated by messages from people offering her quick cash, even a woman saying she was going to breed her with her staffordshire bull terrier, gross idiot! 

She has since had all her jabs and been spayed, has her soft palette examined, and had a full bill of health :)

She’s a lot older than our other frenchie, but has settled in really well. When we first got her you could see her ribs, her hair was falling out in clumps leaving bald patches. She has an awful c-section scar, and her microchip was from outside the E.U and outdated. She slept sitting up with her head resting on anything that was near, and walks with very flat paws, classic signs she’s been in a cage for most of her life. 

She loves running around the garden and feeling grass under her feet, but mostly she just loves a snuggle in front of the television. 

I was WAS our foster as basically she lives with us full time now <3

Don’t be a dick. Don’t breed dogs if you have no fucking clue what you’re doing, and don’t treat animals as if they’re disposable. 

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Tired.

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Weight loss (over a year) after first lot of Quinoric and steroids. Still got a fat face. Also was stupidly hot on holiday and I had fuck all clothes to deal with that haha.

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A few weeks ago, off to the pub, still got moon face from steroids :’)