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The only way to destroy Disney is tricking them into buying tumblr

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When Tumblr goes premium let's all use one account like netflix

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guys amazon is just a half-decent storefront at best and not supporting them is so easy. 

like ooo look, a cute mug i want

amazon includes the seller

all you have to do is look up the item and the seller and oh look i found it elsewhere for cheaper, no amazon worker had to suffer for my passing whims

BOYCOT PRIME DAY

SUPPORT THE WORKERS STRIKE

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I’m on the fence if this is shitty or not. via Shitty_Car_Mods

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If he’s YOUR boyfriend, why is his portrait decaying from MY corrupt ideas??

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it’s especially fun on days when in the morning I go in and work in the basement, which I Enjoy a lot actually but requires all of my Puzzle Solving Energies. it’s kind of like playing the most dungeon crawly bits of dnd but the dungeon master is playing for keeps and will only tell you every other rule in the phb

love 2 really have fun w my sleep schedule by having fun w my work schedule where I close the store one night and then I am there at open the next morning. love 2 mix it Up

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love 2 really have fun w my sleep schedule by having fun w my work schedule where I close the store one night and then I am there at open the next morning. love 2 mix it Up

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something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

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whacked my hand against a display table or cart or something while walking to help a customer and it hurt like a motherfucker; later angrily pounded fist into hand while talking about politics which it might surprise you (it did surprise me!) did not sit well with my hand.

Lads I’ve put it off for twenty seven years but it might be time to finally learn something about spatial awareness.

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kamen rider slaps tho

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Lara and I just finished watching Kamen Rider Fourze, and with every Kamen Rider we finish we have to immediately start the next series right after as to avoid us Giving Up bc we miss the last series too much. And in this case we have to watch a lot of the next series because it’s... Wizard... and I have not heard as many... good things.

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You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

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The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

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got my hair cut today and the woman cutting my hair kept realizing intermittently that no matter how much she cut there was, in fact, still more hair. mildly mortifying as a social interaction but wonderful in that I felt that someone truly Understood the feeling I have every time I wash it.

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what’s good family drama to have that isn’t like, super depressing? 

i’m trying to write something where the characters having a squabbling family that is just now trying to Rebuild Bridges is a major plot point but i can’t work off my own family drama as a model in a lot of instances b/c it would be such a tonal. . . Thing. 

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extremely cursed text post

what would the dnd party’s homestuck ships be

i kno only three people kno my dnd group. but think about your own dnd group. really think about them.

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every time I get frustrated about my job I’m just gonna read about worker owned co ops and sigh dreamily