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they dipped my ass in nacho cheese!!!!!!

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im gay but $20 isn’t even $20 anymore

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yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

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*sees moon*

*remembers outer space*

nice

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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can't stop thinking about this

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

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"Who said that" is just the modern day equivalent to saying that you were possessed by a passing demon. Good thing Im actually possessed by a demon though. Who said that.

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call me a little monkey on the bed the way i fell off

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