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“How can you say it’s not big?” - Chanyeol Imagine -

Hey everyone! Admin Nine here! I found this prompt in the kpop tag and thought this suited Chanyeol lmao. Alright let’s get to it!

Requested?: Nope!

Warnings: Misguided dirty thoughts (nothing that’s nsfw)

Genre: Funny and fluffy I hope

People: Chanyeol x reader, Baekhyun

“Hellooooo~ Is anybody home?”

As he welcomed himself into your apartment, Baekhyun greeted the empty living room loudly, hoping that you and your boyfriend could hear him wherever you were. He placed his coat and your apartment’s spare key on the coffee table before he graciously flopped on your couch. He checked his phone as he waited for you two.

“It’s 6:10, guys! It’s time to go!” Baekhyun called out lazily, not really caring if the three of you were late or not.

“Just a minute, Baekhyun!” You shouted from the bedroom, feeling rushed as you and Chanyeol were ten minutes late for dinner with the members. Chanyeol had finally decided it was time for you to meet the remaining members of EXO and introduce you as his girlfriend. You felt blood rush to your head in panic, feeling worried that you were already ruining their first impression of you by being late. So far only you were finished dressing for tonight’s fancy evening, while Chanyeol was still picking out an outfit.

“Y/N, do you think I should wear blue or grey tonight?” Chanyeol said, holding up two identical suits, albeit in different colors.

“Channie, it really doesn’t matter. You see them everyday remember? It’s not like you’re having dinner with my parents,” you said, teasing him about his indecisiveness. “Seriously, why do you take so long to get ready?”

“Hey, I like to look my best all the time okay?~ Plus I know you love when I’m all dressed up.” Chanyeol said with a huge grin that spread across his face, ear to ear, as he laid the suits on the bed. Chanyeol then casually walks over to you, bending over slightly to put his hands on your waist. “If you want me to hurry up so bad then come here and pick out an outfit for me.”

“Aren’t you a little old to have someone pick out your clothes?” you giggled, “But if you insist. Hmm, I don’t know. These suits look a bit worn out, don’t ya think?” You could tell he had worn these many times, from the small stains near the collars. “How about the-”

“Y/N? CHANYEOL? WHERE’S THE TV REMOTE?” Baekhyun screeched from the living room, clearly not realizing you could hear him perfectly without the shouting. “IF YOU’RE GOING TO TAKE A WHILE I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED.”

“Jesus- FIGURE IT OUT BAEKHYUN! AND NO SCREAMING IN MY HOUSE. THESE WALLS ARE THIN,” you replied equally as loud, with a tinge of annoyance in your voice. “Okay, Yeol, let’s see what else is in your closet.” You rushed over to his designated closet. After a hurried search, all you could find were casual clothes he kept for when he stayed over. “Crap…OH. I may have something actually!” Sprinting across to your dresser, you pulled out a large, black box from the bottom cabinet. “I’ve been meaning to give this to you as a gift for when you meet my parents, but I think this will do!”

Chanyeol excitedly opened your gift, pulling out a large, sleek, and black suit. His mouth opened in shock, knowing by the high quality that this suit was slightly above your average pay check.

“You bought this for me? Why would- where did- this is so cool, Y/N!” Putting down the box carefully and lifting up the suit, Chanyeol quickly begins to change into his gift.

“CHAN! Don’t take your clothes off so suddenly!” You exclaim, flustered by his casual stripping. “Aww, come on Y/N~ It’s nothing you haven’t seen already, hehe~” Your boyfriend teases as he comes closer to you, giving you a gentle kiss on the nose.

“I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS,” Baekhyun interupts. “DON’T DO ANYTHING FRISKY.”

“It’s none of your bUSINESS, BAEK!”

“IF YOU ARE, USE PROTECTION!!”

“GO AWAY, BAEKYUN!” your boyfriend interjects.

Annoyed by the interruption, Chanyeol quickly puts on his suit so he can scold his best friend. After a few minutes, you both realize a crucial mistake about your generous gift. Now standing in front of a mirror, Chanyeol realizes that the suit is. way. too. big.

“Y/N… I know that I tower over you and all, and that I am quite tall… but what were you thinking when you bought this? I’m not this tall!” Pouting about your mistake, Chanyeol stood with his arms crossed, trying his best to look angry despite his “suit paws” making him look five times more adorable. The pants went incredibly past his ankles, all the way down to the floor.

Holding in your laughter, you try and tell him that the suit wasn’t that big. “You’re making this into a big deal, pfft… It’s, ha, not THAT big, hAHAHA.”

“Y/N, how can you look me in the eye, and say it’s not big? IT’S HUGE! Y/N! Stop laughing!” Caught in a fit of laughter, Chanyeol uses the moment and rushes over to tackle you into a playful headlock. You both begin to laugh, but the fun only lasts for a second, however. Unfortunately, he crashes into you so carelessly that you both end up colliding onto the floor, causing a booming thud to be heard by Baekhyun.

Worried, Baekhyun shouts once again to get your attention. “You guys? Are you alright?” Getting up from the couch, he creeps up to the hallway leading to your bedroom door. “You guys better not be getting crazy in there, haha.” Laughing nervously, Baekhyun put his ear to the door, listening for anything suspicious.

“How can you say it’s not big, Y/N? Huh? This thing is HUGE!”

“I didn’t know it was this big, okay? I mean I knew you were enormous, but I guess I was mistaken okay?! Now get off me.”

Hearing your giggles, Baekhyun, for the first time in a long time, was absolutely speechless. “What kind of couple would have sex while someone was next door?”, he thought. Flustered that you two were, to what he believed, actually doing the do while he was in the apartment, he decided to impulsively open the door and expose you both.

“Guys, I just told you not to not to get frisky wha- oh…uh, um… ahem.”

Instead of finding two lovers in intimacy, he found Chanyeol sitting on top of you, ticking you into submission. Surprised by the sudden outburst, Chanyeol quickly gets off of you and focuses his attention onto Baekhyun.

“You think we were- That we? AH, UM, BAEKHYUN! If you thought we were doing it… why did you-” Chanyeol stutters, turning bright pink as each word escapes his mouth.

“YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON’T WE JUST GO TO DINNER OKAY?” Baekhyun suggests before Chanyeol can finish his sentence. Far too embarrassed to prolong this conversation, he quickly rushes out of the room. Before you can react, you hear him grab his things and exit the apartment.

“I… I can’t even process this right now.”

“Same… Anyway, we are now twenty minutes late. Let’s go, okay?”

“Uhh, if you say so, Y/N.”

“Yeah, let’s go,” you say as you straighten out his outfit. Grabbing your things, you quickly pull down Chanyeol by his tie and give him a quick kiss on the lips and rush out the door.

“Everyone is going to make fun of me in this suit, aren’t they?”

“Absolutely.”

“And Baekhyun’s not going to be able to look at us all night, isn’t he?”

“Absolutely.”

Sorry this was kind of shit and long, I’m not good at imagines. I like reactions better lmao. Thanks for reading! Remember, requests are open so hit us up!

- Admin Nine

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