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The Agrestes.

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If ANY of yall EVER do this shit to me, im deleting every single fic out of spite.

If I ever catch one of yall doing this to another author and I know youre a follower of my work I will block you personally on every platform

None of yall are the fic police. I DESPISE genai. I think its an insult to art, humanity, and the planet itself. But aint not a single fucking person here qualified to pick apart a strangers fic looking for a gotcha moment to make yourselves feel superior. If you think something is ai you can ask the author (most are proud of the ai use and will just tell you straight up) if they say yes you have your answer and can warn people. If they say no and you dont believe them you block and quietly keep it between you and maybe a close group of friends. Spreading misinformation is DANGEROUS. And NONE of you doing this shit are anywhere near qualified to do it.

THIS GOES DOUBLY FOR ARTISTS.

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for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

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an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

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Fun Facts 1151-1160

• During his newborn days, Satan would sometimes stare at cats outside of the house for hours

• Solomon gifted a vinyl to Lucifer so rare that only one copy exists in all three worlds

• Not knowing the chihuahua he was washing was Asmo, Belphegor threatened to drown him when he bit Beelzebub

• Mammon has successfully robbed every character in the game at least once

• Even after falling to the Devildom Beelzebub was still too angelic personality wise which almost led to him being consumed and replaced by his more demonic Little D no 6

• According to Thirteen and Solomon, Barbatos shows up in historical records in the human world but not always by the name Barbatos

• When Solomon cannot get his makeup off he panics and texts MC for help, declaring it an emergency

• When MC angrily determines to find out who gave a hickey to Solomon, Mammon calms them down telling them it was probably just Asmo playing around

• Asmodeus laughs in MCs face when they ask him (a demon) to do things “fair and square”

• Mephistopheles alerted Satan that Mammon was secretly streaming him on DevilTube and the views surpassed the entire RAD student body. The stream immediately went dark.

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The fact that Mammon & MC are both possessive but Mammon's the one who gets the most chances to act on that possessiveness is great! Because in a situation where they think the other is genuinely interested in someone else, the difference in the way they react becomes all the more hilarious

Mammon's quietly distancing himself. He's upset and heartbroken, but he won't get in the way if they're actually into someone else. He'll even be supportive and eventually he'll come back around to hanging out with them the way he always has because they're his best friend first (sure it might become a "you and me and your friend steve" situation to whichever poor fucker mc ends up dating)

MC's burning off their fingerprints and hammering nails into a baseball bat

Mammon's silently crying in his room

MC's buying rope and bleach

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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still on my shit even while camping. Mammon stretching me apon ye

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Someone: Don't you mind being married to a demon? Isn't he scary?

MC: What? No, in fact, I love my husband's demon form.

Sure, his "demon form":

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“Lilith was a little different. She wasn’t afraid of anyone, regardless of who they were. Which was always causing problems for Lucifer. For instance, the very first time she met Michael, she said he reminded her of a jellyfish swimming through the water. Because she had no idea what he was thinking or what he’d do next.”

— Belphegor about Lilith (Nightbringer Chapter 10-1)

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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (91)

MC: Hey there, demons. It's me, ya person.

📌 Masterlist

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Took this ss before I realized what I had actually rolled.

I'm cursed but Mammon came home so I guess I'll survive.

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🙋🏽‍♀️ Me, me, me! I have a question!

Which of the seven brothers would be better with children?

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You can't convince me this didn't happen at least once (Tell me, how would your MC react to this?)

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