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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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I’m glad more people are respecting botw/totk Link as an actual character with some level of depth, but, I think too many of you are forgetting the kinda person he was after losing his memories.

He’s playful, and especially good with kids.

He is HORRIBLE at flirting, or probably only does it as a joke and isn’t serious about it. Might even say things that are inappropriate sometimes.

just a general smartass.

He’s bashful. He breaks the stoic demeanor when told he looks cute in his new outfit or is asked if he has a crush on someone lol.

Other things Link has done that I couldn’t find images of but do actually happen:

- Scamming a creep into giving him his shoes.

- (botw) Trying to actually for real use the “but I’m over 100” excuse at a bar when he was 17, and completely failing at it.

- Drank what is essentially hyrule’s equivalent to sunscreen.

- Actually enjoys eating rocks

When people try to analyze Link’s character, I notice that they try to brush off depictions if his character that are more “silly goofy guy” as ooc, when those interpretations are still actually based in canon evidence.

Even Creating a Champion describes him as “more lively” after waking up. Mipha’s journal mentions he was more happy and extroverted as a young child, implying that he likely became that way due to trauma, but still probably has those playful tendencies.

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the regular people of hyrule seeing the castle spontaneously burst into dark evil flames and rise up out of the ground:

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The boomstick betrayal

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A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

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Ebay listing pictures remain an untapped well of fantastic images

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I met mine while on holiday in Wedgehurst and it tried to steal my chips

She is a Glaceon now because I live in Circhester and she still tries to steal my chips

every single eevee owner is like “i would never support mass breeders. i found my eeveelution in a trench abandoned and spit on and crying in a box on my doorstep perfectly trained friendship evo with no pokéball” and there are 30,000,000 of them. bonus points if it’s shiny

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Unrelated-but-slightly-related question. What are your guys favorite ‘unpopular’ Pokémon? The ones no one ever talks about but you really like the design of or have an attachment too etc, etc.

I think it’d be fun to make a post of underrated Pokémon merch.

Also I just wanna hear your stories and justifications lol. Leave ‘em in the tags or comments :)

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yeah sorry about your boyfriend he walked into a monster house room in PMD. yeah he did see all the items on the map but he still walked into the room anyway. no he's not surviving this. sorry

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Hiding in the tags :(

It's true though :(

i will NEVER forgive how everyone treated nemona for being excited about battles. "we need more weird girls" y'all couldn't even handle NEMONA without calling her a stalker

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This is exactly how I managed to avoid spoilers while waiting from release date to my birthday in August when I could finally get the game to play it

Didn't know jack shit about the plot, but I DID know about strapping bombs to Koroks and the Gloom Hands from people meme-ing about them for months

While I'm not personally interested in it myself, I think the funniest thing about the new Zelda game is how I've seen zero spoilers for it because 25% of the fans are distracted by the new hot furry while the other 75% are too distracted breaking the Geneva convention.

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this made me emotional ;-;

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Just got back from watching the newest Bluey episode and uh

Isn't that-

Did they just-

DID THEY JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE BLUEY FANDOM'S CONTRIBUTION TO REDDIT'S R/PLACE?!

THEY DID!!!!! IT'S AN OFFICIAL RECREATION OF THE EXACT IMAGE!

That orange heart is meant to represent Bingo because she kept getting erased off the canvas and the Bluey peeps wanted to include her in some way

Oh my god what an Easter egg. I love it when show creators acknowledge the fans in some way :D

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build a bear pokemon 🍃sprigatito

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Whoever designed this fishing spot is a sadist.

For context, this is the only spot in the game where Dratini spawns. Unless the spot is bubbling, it has a 1% chance to appear. When bubbling, it's 10%, but you can only fish in a bubbling spot once before having to leave and reenter the cave for it to respawn.

To get through this cave, there is a long passage that can only be accessed by Sharpedo smashing rocks. However, Sharpedo scares away pokemon in bubbling spots and makes them despawn. You also can't see this spot until you're already in the water.

So in other words, unless you manually switch to Lapras before entering the water, this bubbling spot will IMMEDIATELY disappear and you will have to go all the way back to the entrance and come back for it to respawn.

Gen 7 fishing mechanics are BULLSHIT.

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we need muffin and other bluey character's!! there the girls we got so far