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Ianthe would be a toxic influencer change my fucking mind

" "Why did you ascend to be a Lyctor?" "Ultimate power-- and posters of my face." Fair. "

-Harrow The Ninth by Tamsyn Muir ⸻ Ianthe Tridentarius Ianthe the First, Prince Ianthe Naberius; Lyctor, Eighth Saint to serve the King Undying, Tall Hot Glass of Skank. A girl who'd tell you she's gotten everything she ever wanted—and you'd almost believe her.

I thought of drawing her propaganda poster as a closer likeness, but decided it was funnier if it was obviously retouched to look more healthy and saintly.

(process pics from sketch to final artwork available to see on patreon! This one had a longer journey than some of my other illustrations.)

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Hear me out, gideon and harrow as chell and glados from portal. Imagine it in your mind gay people

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Harrow actually just being a scared teenager who lost her only friend...

When you start HtN, Harrow's mysterious plan seems so intricate and elaborate - 22 letters, and all those guidelines and rules -the favor of the chain, the sewn tongue.

But then when you get to the end, the whole thing boils down to just...

Step 1. Hit Pause on the Absorption Process

Steps 2a-2v Hide the Remote and kill anyone who approaches the hiding spot so no one can ever accidentally hit play.

And that's fucking it.

There's no Step 3 where she works out a way to remove Gideon and see/free her. And I mean, there's not even an instruction to come up with some kind of step 3 eventually. She knows her life will be myriads, but can't even imagine anything beyond "don't absorb her" should even exist.

Abigail & Magnus are spot on when they say she made herself a Mausoleum.

Because in spite of her aptitude and scholarship and obsessive paranoia, she's actually just a traumatized, grief-stricken teenager. Her plan was impulsive and emotional. She saw the looming threat of Griddle's soul being destroyed, and the pain that would crush her when the shock wore off, so she slammed the brakes and ran off.

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me & dad

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Being a good friend is not hard if you care about people 

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INTJ, Dissected

dom Ni: Magic Wizard Abilities

aux Te: 102 Ways to Tell ENTP They Are Being Impractical

tert Fi: “I Am A Cold Tyrant, Bow You Peasants”

inf Se: 603 Ways to Run Into Inanimate Objects

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INTP, Dissected

dom Ti: Logic Logic Logic TRUE Logic Logic Logic FALSE

aux Ne: 344 Very Impractical Things To Make xNTJs Angry

tert Si: An Alphabetical List Of Every Cringy Thing I’ve Ever Done

inf Fe: I’m Analyzing Your Reactions But I’m Not Smart Enough To Interpret Them

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The types during quarantine

Going completely insane: ESTP, ESFP, ENTJ

Bummed, but taking advantage of the time: ISFJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ISTJ, ESTJ

Going between being super productive and super lazy with no middle ground: INFP, ENFP, INFJ, ENTP, ISFP

Has anything really changed??: INTP, ISTP, INTJ

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John: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Augustine:

Mercymorn:

Harrow:

Ianthe:

John: “No you’re not, John! We still love you, John!”

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Jeannemary: I asked Gideon because I knew she wouldn’t give me a lecture about consequences.

Abigail: Gideon is a lecture about consequences.

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Gideon: You remind me of the ocean.

Harrow: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Gideon: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.

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Gideon, to Jeannemary: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.

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Gideon: Should I be concerned?

Harrow, dragging a body bag down the stairs: Nope.

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there is a meme gene and gideon has it

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There is a tree in front of my window (I live on the 4th floor of a building).

Since I was 5, I’ve been wandering if I could touch the trunk before falling to my death, and at which height.

Never been suicidal, it’s a purely theoretical question that randomly pops up every time I see a tree out of a window. Very annoying.

Part of being an Intp (at least for me) is having really weird thoughts like “I could shave my eyebrows right now, I won’t but I could, I Definitely have that power” 😂Am I a crazy intp?

I totally do that too, all the time! I could do this thing, but I won’t. I have the power to do this, but I also have the power to tell myself that I won’t. I could do this, and here’s a list of absolutely everything that would happen because of it if I did, which corresponds with the list of reasons I won’t do it. Ne pops out in strange ways…

And honestly I think we’re all just crazy INTPs, there’s no escape from the madness!

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INTP: *socializes*

INTP: *has an identity crisis*

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The MBTI types apologize