mensan98th
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daughter-of-sapph0
ón abhainn go dtí an fharraige, beidh an Phalaistí
maryworonov
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deep fried dick has been added to my collec- i mean vocabulary
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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
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it's almost that time of the year folks. grab yer knives
reblog for extra stabbing
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Consider:
You died with a remarkable fortune and no heirs. You grant your wealth to two rivalling schools in the same city, under one condition: One of them must always keep your preserved skull. They may keep it on display (therefore attracting interest and potentially fame to the school) but that always raises the risk of students of the other school stealing it. The students and staff of the other school have not only the right, but the duty to do so at any opportunity. Nobody can be arrested for this unless they're caught breaking some other law.
Ideally, the students of the two schools keep stealing your skull, back and forth, forever. The culture of both of the schools is enriched by this activity, the students are too busy engaged in these harmless shenanigans to drift into worse habits and behaviours, and you get to be included in countless nonsensically frivolous heist operations whose sole purpose is to bring more fun into the world.
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I'm for universal semiotic chastity. Keep those disgusting signifiers in your damn signs where it belongs. Any information conveyed to me is against my consent.
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I get why non-californians aren't comfortable with being called "dude" but it really is a gender neutral term here. I call my mom dude. Elderly waitresses are dudes. Small insects I notice throughout my day are dudes. Kitchen utensils I cannot find are dudes.
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im sooo excited for autumn and pumpkins and skeleton decor... and apples... and ghosts.. and cats and crunchy leaves and libraries when its cold out and
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