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Soap: What did you do on break, Lt?

Ghost: Rode my bike and slept in an alleyway behind a bar.

Gaz: Checks out... (leaves the room)

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Want to know what I really did?

Soap: (immediately interested)

Soap: Yeah!

Ghost: (pulls out his phone)

Ghost: (shows picture of him having someone cuddled up next to him, both under a blanket, two switches in hand, both on the Stardew Valley logo screen)

Soap: (his smile falls immediately)

Soap: Wh—

Ghost: I played Stardew Valley with the missus.

Soap: The mi—?!

Ghost: Planted crops, went to the mines...

Ghost: (swipes through more pictures of them playing)

Soap: (stunned silence)

Ghost: Upgraded the house for the missus, made some town friends... (screenshots of more gameplay)

Soap: Wait—

Ghost: Even fishing. (shows a picture of him catching a legendary fish)

Ghost: The missus doesn't like fishing. (clicks his tongue) Caught them all though. (nods to himself)

Ghost: (smirks) Want to know why I'm telling you this?

Soap: (still stunned, but nods)

Ghost: Because nobody will believe you.

Ghost: (starts deleting all pictures in front of Soap)

Soap: (pained gasp)

Soap: Ye monster.

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5’4 but the autism makes me 5’7

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ludo isnt a pervert Sarah! hes JUST a bugbear!

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You ever think about how Billy felt when they finally started the Teen Titans? like "FUCK that wouldve been better, but the lie here is too deep I gotta stay with the league"

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In the last precious few hours I can post this

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Aurora Borealis Snake ✨🌌✨ Not my usual style but sometimes I just gotta go with the flow ya know? My brain seems to default to snakes whenever I do that. Idk why.

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motherhood……..

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I am happy because everyone loves me

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How does one improve in anatomy?

draw porn of ur oc

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Im not high enough to draw this looking pretty

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hecate 🔪

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fuck it digitally painting my naked body

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hate when parents lie to their kids about shit that happened to them when they were too young. like dont lie to them those are their memories too and they deserve to know what happened.

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fish

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i have yet to see a single pear

fruit pairs

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you and me… we should stay far away from each other you and me -_-

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