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Warframe shenanigans with @signal-hand and @alexpetrov29
three guns Spooky things ahead
Oh god, Signal, what the hell ...
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So, Warfare, right? As a (former) resident of Eastern Europe, I am acquainted with it like the radiation of a nearby exploded atomic plant that definitely did not happen, judging by the Soviet documents and a KGB officer who pinkie promised me that my food is glowing because I play too many Computer games.
But warfare is all about death, suffering, right? What if I tell you, my curious Western friend, in the normal world, yes. But in a world overtaken by filthy capitalists, where ordering a hit on somebody is as easy as ordering some DoorDash (not sponsored), death is not only optional, but also discouraged.
Welcome, ladles, gents, and everyone of you folks in between to the amazing world of Rogue Point (demo). A game I might be very excited about to the point of bordering on insanity or cocaine addiction. Whilst me and my very best friends (who totally are very saint individuals and are totally don't have any war crimes on their record ( @signal-hand , @alexpetrov29 ) ) were screwing around with the demo and found a strategy that might as well be completely broken. May I present to you: Non-Lethal options
In Rouge Point (demo), there are two (and a half, we don't talk about bean bag ammo) options for Non-Lethal gameplay. That being the amazing,| spicy paintball gun and Taser sniper rifle.
The main difference between normal firearms and this abominable equipment is that instead of sending MERX directly to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we make them kneel, like good little submissive boys they are, and give you an additional 400 RED, WHITE, AND BLUE AMERICAN dollars for you to spend on your next mission. So, let us observe a small experiment I have decided to conduct. There is a mechanic in the game called Dead Drops, which is essentially a Mystery box but with a (possible) bigger payout.
That is, in fact, the only way to obtain most weapons, including all the Non-Lethal options. So, the experiment is simple like a boiled beetroot. Get a random Non-Lethal, complete the first map, get a random lethal weapon, complete the first map, compare the results, and go off into depression induced coma where I will learn the ways of not joking about 9/11 or other atrocities. Well then, I don't want to keep you waiting, let's see the-...
ok ... Now ... that's ... a lot of $, let's see how an actual gun compares
... I killed more people and still got less than half of the first sum ... And today's lesson, my friends, is that violence is not the answer. On the other hand, beating people into submission and inflicting a tremendous amount of pain and possibly nerve damage on them is not only more viable, but also way more profitable.
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Here's some nice capturas of Amir and my main frame. To celebrate my newly built computer :>


(peek-a-boo...)
This last one's for my friend, who demanded I let Vauban go down the slide

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So, While once again, satiating the hunger of my now crippling addiction to High Explosive ordinates and 9 mm bullets, I ... uh... befriended this little fella after murdering all of his friends in cold blood and running their pockets for their sweet sweet 9mm bullets.
(They shot first, it was self-defense... What do you mean a laser katana can't be used in self-defense? ) They got a bit scared when I dragged them into the Mirror Dimension, but after a few days, muttering something about skinning me like a pig, they finally got around to being here. And playing tabletop games with other friends!
(Look at them go :3)
Anyway, my newly "acquired" friend told me about this cool place, "Dont u Dar Go In Zer" or whatever, so I decided to check it out. There, I met another very friendly golden fella. He told me to wait a bit for this huge event he is about to do. A way to go, lil fella!
(friendly because he didn't turn me into Swiss cheese the second he saw me ) Sadly, he didn't come to play. But he is definitely busy with this event!
Now, how in seven hells do I get out of here ...
Uh-huh ....
On a more serious note, I made it to the end, folks
(Well, the end of the current update.) I now shall spend sleepless nights either inventing a time machine and going to the release date or killing either myself or time, trying. So far, it has been an amazing journey, spanning over 123 hours, three worlds, and multiple friendships. Thank you for this amazing experience, Deep Field team, let us go further and beyond, For Science!
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It's been 5 years since I played Minecraft for the first time, and I finally got my copy from my hard-earned student salary. I can finally play with all the mods I saw online. Time to get ready to eat instant noodles and a comforting water soup for the next month
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Modding this thing was definitely a mistake.
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Good to see that the Maxwell migration season has finally started I wonder where they are going ...
#deep rock galactic#Modding this game was either the greatest idea I ever had or the worst mistake I have ever made
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functioning vidjeogame
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While flying around the reactors and fueling my ever-growing addiction to PENT (Pentaerythritol tetranitrate) and High Explosive ordinances, I have stumbled on this cutest thing on top of the Cloud reactor...
I do not know this or how it got there, but it's too cute to ask questions. Sadly, I couldn't steal it like the rest of the stuff. Well then, if you excuse me, I will be recreating an old Slavic fairy tale
God damn it...
it's watching you
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Happy birthday, Abiotic Factor! I am only one day late...
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Made a small table top game for when my friend comes back online
Spent a lot of time running around the facility collecting them all throughout my 70h of gameplay
... I hope he comes back
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